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(Message started by: T-Rave on Oct 22nd, 2006, 11:58am)

Title: Trash Talk Thread
Post by T-Rave on Oct 22nd, 2006, 11:58am
Well, guys, here's how it stands.  The GBRFL2 guys have a trash talk thread, so why shouldn't we have one?  I realize I am the upstart rookie here, and that perhaps I'm being brazen, but isn't a fantasy football league primarily about having an outlet for masculine tendencies, e.g., competitiveness, trash-talking, etc.?

Besides, having got off to an extraordinarily good and admittedly lucky start, I just HAVE to give all y'all HELL about it.  I mean, c'mon, the rook is 9-1.  (Furthermore, if I don't give you hell now, i probably won't have the opportunity to do it later, in other words, this streak probably won't last, so carpe diem.)

As my first official trash-talking, verbal-diarrhetic, gleeful one-uppance, albeit one that is a little toned down (I don't want to be TOO ridiculous) I would like to point out that I picked up the Jacksonville defense late in the draft and that that has carried my team.  Say what you will about the "importance" or "value" of running backs or quarterbacks -- a solid defense can wipe out your opponent's qb AND rb points in one single blow.  So all you guys with 10 or 35 or whatever running backs (Warner) and 8 or 50 or whatever quarterbacks (Parsons) can now rest in peace knowing that my Jacksonville defense will completely eradicate any advantage your stacked team has (an advantage of sheer numbers [smiley=clap.gif]) by wiping off from the face of the planet all your production points [smiley=downthetubes.gif].

Sincerely,

[smiley=leagueking.gif] through Week Six.  


Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Oct 22nd, 2006, 12:38pm
[offtopic]Well,... I'm going to start off with some uncharacteristic ;) anti-trash talk. [smiley=ssoscar.gif] Great job, T-Rave, having the balls, moreover, as the new guy to start this thread.  Good job! [smiley=clap.gif] It was looooong overdue!  ...  Let's make good use of this, boyz!!! [smiley=yes.gif][/offtopic]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Oct 24th, 2006, 5:16am
Alright,... enough of the fuzzy-wuzzy bullshit... [smiley=lickmyass.gif] Let's get to usin' this thread for its intended purpose... [smiley=shitfan.gif] ...like that of our old-school "Trash Talkin'" page (if you want to reminisce or poke your head in for posterity's sake, here's a link:  http://www.fantasyfootballer.com/trashtalkin.htm)!

T-Rave, I truly NOW want to thank you... for getting this thread started just in the nick of time for... ME... to congratulate YOU on takin' the old Stegger up the shooter like a veteran of the state penitentiary system (for you, Dr. Danny, that's pen-a-ten-tree, also known as "prison", and, by "shooter" I mean "anal canal"... as in what you spend all day massaging)!!! [smiley=rollinwithlaughter.gif] So, T-Rave, feelin' a little... [smiley=footinmouth.gif] Of course, though, my bone wasn't butt,... I mean,... but a moment out of your dilated sphincter when it was being smuggled by the Bone [smiley=dick.jpg] Smuggler himself.  I really do hate taking advantage of you, DT.  I know you truly do have much more important matters on his plate right now, which prevented you from getting a lineup in this week (I'm being serious),... BUT,... hey,... I got to get the blow job done... [smiley=bj.gif] and move on... 'cause I know the rest of yous are beggin' for some of the Rock... and aren't quite as tied up... yet.
[smiley=bawling.gif][smiley=mywhippinboy.gif]

The turn-around of Stegeman Fantasy Enterprises, Inc., is in FULL-swing...  A 2-0 week puts me right in the thick of things as we break through the 1/3 mark of the season.  I expected to be rebuilding for 3 or 4 years.  You just can't hold back the real deal, [smiley=whistle.gif] and, by the way, guys (save Dr. Dan), when I say "You", I don't mean the generalized pronoun...  I mean "YOU" guys!!!  YOUS can't cage the Rock!!! [smiley=tough.gif]

Line up, boyz... [smiley=assinface.gif] The Rock is cummin'... [smiley=booya.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by T-Rave on Sep 9th, 2007, 6:41pm
Technically, this thread is for trash talk.  I've decided to trash talk on myself this time, though.  It's that bad.  It's not StegRock bad yet, but it's bad.

So I actually thought Ronnie Brown would do better this year (maybe 1100 yards, 9 tds).  Jesse Chatman and Cam Cameron have other ideas, it seems.  Another game, another crappy performance by Ronnie Brown.  Fred Taylor and Deuce McAllister might just lay down, die, and GIVE the starting positions to MJD and Reggie Bush, respectively.  What a shitty performance by my RBs this week; it's just BARELY possible that I reached 100 total yards (and 0 tds) with my RBs this week.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Sep 10th, 2007, 7:47am

on 09/09/07 at 18:41:19, T-Rave wrote:
Technically, this thread is for trash talk.  I've decided to trash talk on myself this time, though.  It's that bad.  It's not StegRock bad yet, but it's bad.

So I actually thought Ronnie Brown would do better this year (maybe 1100 yards, 9 tds).  Jesse Chatman and Cam Cameron have other ideas, it seems.  Another game, another crappy performance by Ronnie Brown.  Fred Taylor and Deuce McAllister might just lay down, die, and GIVE the starting positions to MJD and Reggie Bush, respectively.  What a shitty performance by my RBs this week; it's just BARELY possible that I reached 100 total yards (and 0 tds) with my RBs this week.


Sadly enough, even with that performance, you have a very good shot at beating me.  Your QBs crushed!!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Sep 19th, 2007, 5:09am
Look, mom,... no quarterbacks...


on 09/09/07 at 18:41:19, T-Rave wrote:
It's not StegRock bad yet, but it's bad.


[smiley=nownow.gif] ... [smiley=hellyeafunny.gif]

No,... it's worse... [smiley=rollinwithlaughter.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by T-Rave on Sep 21st, 2007, 12:25pm
Yeah, I got what I deserved, huh?

Geez, this is embarrassing. :-[  What can I say?  My running backs have combined, in TWO weeks, for 0 touchdowns and less than 200 yards total. :o  My defense has been trashed both weeks.  So I wasted Carson's 6td performance and Ben's 4td performance.  It's sick. ?.?.?


Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Sep 21st, 2007, 1:39pm
You can have the 49ers df, actually the have been playing great. Dont fuck with my mind and make fun of my GM skills.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by T-Rave on Sep 22nd, 2007, 1:38pm
Funny thing is, the defense that was trashed was the Bengals defense, whom I decided to start ahead of my Philadelphia defense -- then Cleveland dropped 51 points on them.  In week one, my Philly Defense played not too bad, it's just that my opponents had defenses that had ridiculously good weeks (they were playing Atlanta and some other wreck of a team).  So I don't think I'd pick up the San Fran D in place of the Philly D.   ;D  Yeah, San Fran hasn't been bad -- 17 points a game, a few turnovers each week -- but they haven't played any offense that's rollin'.

Besides, we all know that my trash-talkin your San Fran pick only happened because you previously trash talked a pick that was, in the eyes of the rest of us, a better pick than the San Fran pick.  Had you not started the trash talkin, your San Fran pick probably would have slid on by with only the usual ribbing. ;)

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Art Vandalay on Sep 23rd, 2007, 8:03pm
And speaking of receiving yards - 620 yards and 6 touchdowns this week by the Brady Bunch. Yeeeha!!!

Brady Bunch coming on baby!! When Brees finally gets on board and throws 400 yards and 4 touchdowns this week; let the games begin.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Sep 29th, 2007, 11:08pm
Well, once again these freaking injuries are KILLING me. Every year it gets more ridiculous. This week i will be with out Jake Delhome, Rudi Johnson and Javon Walker. Such bullshit!! My players are such pussies, always hurt!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by T-Rave on Oct 4th, 2007, 12:27pm
Well, well, well.  Look who's climbing up the leaderboard, boys.  [smiley=gunsablazin.gif] Three wins in a row (after starting 0-4), and this despite losing Deuce for the year.  Ronnie Brown's starting to play, Kevin Jones is coming back, Derrick Mason was the steal of the draft, and I've got big guns at QB.

Joe, I've got to hand it to you, if your players played like everyone thought they would this year, you'd win every game this year.  You've got a great team . . . ON PAPER! ;D [smiley=clap.gif]  You just got beat by the Little Deuce Coup train, though, so that must be rough. [smiley=parachute.gif]  

Poor Danny-poo, all those injuries.  They are rough indeed, but not as rough as last week's loss to ME was, [smiley=hammer.gif] [smiley=takinyours.gif] [smiley=spank.gif] not to speak of how rough the next 10 weeks will be. [smiley=downthetubes.gif] [smiley=shitfan.gif]

Steggie, rough year.  I feel bad layin' it on you . . . EXCEPT IN A TRASH-TALKIN THREAD!!!!!  Man do your running backs and receivers look terrible.  Mark Clayton -- bye bye (Mark Clayton, meet Derrick Mason, Derrick Mason, meet Mark Clayton ;D).  Ronnie Brown gets more catches and yards for me than your entire receiving corps does for you!  [smiley=yikes.gif][smiley=hellyeafunny.gif] [smiley=yes.gif]

The Champ  [smiley=leagueking.gif] is risin'. [smiley=boxer.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Oct 12th, 2007, 12:29am
Well, I don't know if this is trash talk or sympathy...  A GBRFL league averages about one or so overtime games a season.  Through just Week 5, there have already been two this season.  More astoundingly, one owner, Dave Trout, has been on the losing end of BOTH...  Amazing!!! [smiley=ohshit.gif] Excruciating!!! [smiley=scared.gif] OUCH!!!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Nov 11th, 2007, 12:05pm
Ladies...this is where your bitch and moan sessions should take place. Not on the trade talk thread. I know that with a combined IQ of 59...you know who you are... you may finally be able to figure this out. I decided to give you some help anyway.
Maybe Steg can transfer those crybaby posts from our (GM GOD).
Oh and Danny, in case you have not heard, we don't have a GM of the year anymore.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Flesh is Fantasy on Nov 13th, 2007, 7:39pm
Joe..your a tool! Maybe we can start a topic on just your team(s)...all 30 of them. By the way, great job cuttin' Shaun McDonald...that ranks right up there with Travis' genius cutting of Donte Stallworth. Now you two can fight it out in free agency over the Tab-meister.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Flesh is Fantasy on Nov 14th, 2007, 4:42pm
Hey Feder...just wondering if Cleo Lemon is still available? I know you have a real "feel" for the roster decisions down there in Miami. Are you sure you only want a 1st rounder and Lee Evans for him? Oh, by the way, John Beck says hi! He didn't get a chance to talk with you much this week since he was busy  practicing with the 1st team. Boy, if I only had your tremendous insight, I could finally win something. I think it would only be fair if Mark were to release Beck and you owned exclusive rights to him. Steg..can you make this happen?
   Oh Great Moron, look at the bright side: now you and Cleo will have some more quiet time together.(Sorry Joe).

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Nov 17th, 2007, 11:46pm
Markie may win this thing, but it won't come at my expense... ;) I've got his number!

(Just goes to show the tremendous parity of our league.) [smiley=yes.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Nov 18th, 2007, 8:44am
Trout, that deal was for both the Bills qb, not Cleo Lemon you retard. As for Beck and Cleo Lemon, there is a good chance that Cleo Lemon could start next year you Miami, it is NOT a done deal that Jon Beck wins the job, we have to see how he plays.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Art Vandalay on Nov 18th, 2007, 10:56am
With all do respect; Markie hasn't won this thing yet. Save one win for Superbowl week Steve. It's time for you to repay your old debts.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Nov 18th, 2007, 12:32pm
Danny,... barring Beck's getting injured during the last seven weeks of the season, Cleo Lemon is NEVER starting for the Dolphins again.  What backup quarterback EVER... gets the job like he did, loses it the way he has, and then comes out the following season as the starter?  NO ONE!  And, of course, this is to totally sidestep the issue of quality.  Even if he somehow did become the starter going into next season, he is who he is,... not very good.



on 11/18/07 at 10:56:10, Art Vandalay wrote:
With all do respect; Markie hasn't won this thing yet. Save one win for Superbowl week Steve. It's time for you to repay your old debts.


First, watch what you say there, Franko.  According to the trend in your thinking there, the top dog [smiley=peedog.gif] going into the final week may not be Markie.  You may have just requested a beat-down [smiley=spank.gif] FOR YOURSELF.  Sounds self-defeating to me... ;) ... [smiley=tonguin.gif]

Second, for some reason I don't think it's going to be me playing that last-place-versus-first-place spoiler game during our extended Week 17... [smiley=whistle.gif] I think it'll be a chap who either looks a little like this... [smiley=bow.gif] or acts like this... [smiley=crybaby.gif] and plays with dreidels... [smiley=menorah.gif]

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=hellyeafunny.gif] [smiley=LMFAO.gif] [smiley=sinister.gif] [smiley=rollinwithlaughter.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Nov 18th, 2007, 2:38pm
These injuries are ridiculous. Oh Gee, McNAbb out! That would basically some up my team this season, every player on my "starting" lineup has missed significant amount of time or the season with exception to Galloway. That is no joke!! I dont want to hear how it is part of the game , to my extent is freaking retarded.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Flesh is Fantasy on Nov 19th, 2007, 4:10pm
Frank..thanks for the unintended compliment in your post. I certainly look foward to visiting you and the Brady-less bunch in week 13. Cook my burger mid-rare please.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by T-Rave on Nov 21st, 2007, 6:03pm

on 11/13/07 at 19:39:27, Flesh is Fantasy wrote:
Joe..your a tool! Maybe we can start a topic on just your team(s)...all 30 of them. By the way, great job cuttin' Shaun McDonald...that ranks right up there with Travis' genius cutting of Donte Stallworth. Now you two can fight it out in free agency over the Tab-meister.


Just wanted to throw in my take here -- let's see, I dropped Donte Stallworth after four games.  Want to know his stats for the first four games: Game One: 1 catch, 19 yards, no td; Game Two: 2 catches, 19 yards, no td; Game Three: 1 catch, 28 yards, no td; Game Four: 4 catches, 49 yards, no td.  8 catches and 115 yards in four games, with 0 tds.  Of course I freakin' dropped him!  And, of course, he scored a td the next 3 games in a row.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Art Vandalay on Nov 21st, 2007, 8:52pm
Hey Trout big fella; any compliments I dish out on this site are fully "intended". I think you get a bad rap in this league. Everyone always talking about how bad your teams are. I look at it differently. Your teams are very useful in GBRFL. They are the Dan Marino of fantasy football; regular season juggernauts and not a ring to show for it.
Who would come in second year in and year out if you weren't around?
?.?.?Pak? I think not. He's still trying to win his 10th game in the league.
?.?.?Bohrer? Come on get serious.
?.?.?Parsons? Although he may be the heir apparent someday, he would never give up his perennial 6th place spot.
?.?.?Warner? What would the draft day lottery be without Steve.
?.?.?Stegeman? Not on the self-destructive course he's precariously set himself upon. Danny that means unsteady or risky.
?.?.?T-Rave? Someone who takes over a team on the verge of greatness and claims to be the champion....yes that actually would fit the mold. Perhaps T-Rave can be the perennial second place.
::)Otherwise that only leaves Mark and Danny. Mark of course is in first place, for now, so we'll take him out. Danny has a whole Florida garage full of excuses and injured players so he's out.
;DSo I guess it's you trout. Congratulations on what will prove to be another second place finish, to me, of course. Mark's team will fold like a two, seven off suit.

Consider this an "intended" compliment.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DB on Nov 22nd, 2007, 7:56pm
I hope everyone had a great time today watching the Brett Farve and Tony Romo show, especially Trout and Feder.  Danny, I know you want to get a great draft pick next year but did you really have to play the Lions D?  How does it feel to lose a game on a Thursday?

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DB on Dec 7th, 2007, 11:24am
Frank?  How's it going to feel on Sunday to watch your beloved Giants stuff both Westbrook and Curtis?  You didn't even have the balls to play your boy Toomer.  I hope that Eli throws him 3 TDs, especially since your also playing against Eli.  You have no confidence in your real team and your fantasy team is going down.   :P

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Art Vandalay on Dec 8th, 2007, 2:08pm
Putting your eggs into the Giants basket is probably not a good plan. I'll concede the sacks statistic to you now but this defense isn't the same one that played the Eagles last time. So two responses:
My beloved Giants WILL win this game.  ;D
The Giants allowed Buckhalter to get almost 140 total yards in the first game. Buckhalter is no Westbrook.  [smiley=thumbsup.gif] Don't expect Brian to get shut out.
And the third of my two points; I'm playing the Dallas defense against the LIONS!!!!! The Giants could have a banner game and you'll still lose every category.  [smiley=boxer.gif]

1st place is only an interception return away for the Brady Bunch.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DB on Dec 9th, 2007, 9:41am
Just so you have your rooting interest straight, I do not have the Giants D.  I am just rooting for them against your boys today.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Art Vandalay on Dec 9th, 2007, 12:13pm
Don't worry Davey boy, the Pats will get lit up today too. Didn't you hear, Pittsburgh GUARANTEED the win.

GO STEELERS!!!!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Pakman on Sep 18th, 2008, 2:33pm
Hello boys :D

Hows it feel looking up at the #1 team :P

There hasn't been much trash talk this year  ?.?.?, so since I am in first place...

Just wanted to send out my condolences to my next victims...er opponents for this week.  Steg and Joe, get ready to  [smiley=bendover.gif].  

Before I sign off, just wanted to send a shout out to Johnson Boys.

Soon to be 6-0.

Later.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Sep 18th, 2008, 11:55pm
Pakman, you crack me up. During the offseason it takes you 1-2 months to respond to an email or phone call...that is if you respond AT ALL!!!!

Now that you are on top of the world and starting to talk smack.
Well, I may have something for you this week. based on last weeks performance...my STAR STUDDED RBs will  mucter up another mighty 94 combined yards...thats rushing and receiving, so you had better watch out!!! Oh yeah, they had no TDs either, so you should be shaking in your boots.
I wont have anything for your team, but my money is on STEG to whip you BIG!! I have no shot.

How I pulled out 2 any wins at all is beyound belief.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Art Vandalay on Sep 19th, 2008, 4:03pm
Maybe 6-0 Pac. Against the black hole of competition in the league this year that's very possible. BUT 7-0 is a different story.
See you in week 4.
[smiley=tough.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Pakman on Sep 19th, 2008, 4:16pm
Hopefully by that time, Edge is hurt smiley=fingerscrossed.gif] and Hightower has taken over for him [smiley=groove.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Sep 21st, 2008, 1:34pm
Hey, Joe...  As per what you told me during our conversation last week regarding trading,... ;) I'm glad to see you were able to move Lorenzo Booker. [smiley=clap.gif] ... ::)

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Sep 21st, 2008, 8:03pm
That one kinda went over my head. I beat your ass though with my shit team.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Sep 21st, 2008, 8:32pm

on 09/21/08 at 20:03:03, IbdFunk wrote:
That one kinda went over my head. I beat your ass though with my shit team.


What exactly went over your head?  And, whose ass are you referring to? [smiley=shrug.gif] ... ;)

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Sep 23rd, 2008, 6:16pm
[offtopic]Pakman was even vulnerable this week.  His team didn't have that good of a week.  Furthering the insult to injury, despite my 2-and-4 record, I'm not even that low in the standings so as to be in a position to pick up the better free-agents. [smiley=bawling.gif] Anyway, congrats, Pakman, on your run to start off the season here. [smiley=bow.gif] (Feel like you're looking in a mirror there! [smiley=joker.gif])[/offtopic]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Pakman on Sep 24th, 2008, 11:47pm
Hey guys,

Just wanted to say that it has been a pleasure  [smiley=spank.gif] [smiley=spank.gif] your asses and that your are next Frank  ;D ;D

I'm getting  [smiley=pumpedup.gif] for our matchup this week.  

Soon to be 7-0.


Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Art Vandalay on Oct 1st, 2008, 9:11am
Ooooh, Sooooo close Packy Boy. But alas, down you go. No Peyton, no Westbrook, No Giants....No Problem.
The Brady Bunch is all about depth baby. Bye weeks are just an opportunity for the rest of my talent to show off. Go Boller.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Pakman on Oct 1st, 2008, 5:50pm
Nooooooooo!   [smiley=dejected.gif] [smiley=dejected.gif]  I  bow down to your greatness Frank[smiley=bow.gif]  My all rookie team was unable to compete with you this week, however, I look forward to playing you with my full complement of players and you with yours....wait a minute, come to think of it, my rookies are my best players ;D ;D ;D

Good game Frank.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Oct 9th, 2008, 9:27pm
I did my trash talkin' for Week 5 here, girlz,... especially to four of you skirts... [smiley=cheerleader.gif]

http://www.fantasyfootballer.com/cgi-bin/theGridiron/YaBB.cgi?board=56;action=display;num=1220900932.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Pakman on Nov 3rd, 2008, 1:55pm
I just wanted to welcome Tim Hightower and Jamaal Charles to NFL  [smiley=clap.gif] [smiley=clap.gif] and thank Edgerrin James and Larry Johnson for all their hard work and service and that it is sorry to see them go  :'( :'( :'(.

Not.    ;D ;D ;D [smiley=assinface.gif] [smiley=assinface.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Pakman on Nov 7th, 2008, 12:45pm
Yo Markie,

What the hell are you feeding to Cutler  [smiley=jawdroppin.gif] [smiley=jawdroppin.gif] Can you give me some of whatever it is so that I can give it to my guys.  

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Nov 7th, 2008, 2:03pm

on 11/07/08 at 12:45:39, Pakman wrote:
Yo Markie,

What the hell are you feeding to Cutler  [smiley=jawdroppin.gif] [smiley=jawdroppin.gif] Can you give me some of whatever it is so that I can give it to my guys.  


You asked for it...  So, here it is... [smiley=dick.jpg]

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=hellyeafunny.gif] [smiley=LMFAO.gif] [smiley=sinister.gif] [smiley=rollinwithlaughter.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Pakman on Nov 10th, 2008, 11:43pm
That's effed up Steg  :o :o Remember, you are now a father [smiley=doh.gif] ;D

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Drew Rosenhaus on Nov 12th, 2008, 1:24pm

on 11/07/08 at 12:45:39, Pakman wrote:
Yo Markie,

What the hell are you feeding to Cutler  [smiley=jawdroppin.gif] [smiley=jawdroppin.gif] Can you give me some of whatever it is so that I can give it to my guys.  



I have been feeding him a steady diet of hurt running backs and last week, a terrible defense. Hopefully he can play the Browns every week.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Nov 18th, 2008, 3:53am

on 11/16/08 at 23:48:47, DirkDiggler wrote:
If I would of started the Cardinals instead of the Redskins against Frank, I could of been 2-0.  While the Cards gave up more points than the Skins, they gave up less yards and had more turnovers and sacks.   >:(

Instead, I lose to Frank but beat Mark.



on 11/17/08 at 10:05:21, DB wrote:
Looks like things are once again tightening up.  I lost to Joe's shitty-ass team.  LT is still haunting me from Hazzard County.


Well, according to pen-and-paper, [smiley=howtoput.gif] someone went 2-0 this week... [smiley=awwgee.gif]

What a team effort, actually! [smiley=clap.gif] Flex lineup and all came into play!  This is the first time I've made it to double-digit wins before double-digit losses in FOUR seasons!  I honestly feel that my team has, alas, turned the corner, and this is probably the week I will look back on as being the week I finally did so.  This has been a loooong time in the waiting, but I think I can say with some modicum of confidence,... [smiley=scream.gif] "I'm BA-AAACK!" [smiley=yes.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DB on Nov 20th, 2008, 1:55pm
.... now onto games that matter.... we have some big ones this week.

Frank v. Mark in what I believe is their final regular season matchup (1-1).  

Pak v. Yours Truly in our final regular season match-up.

Pak, I am giving you fair notice that there is a game tonight and that you are going down this week.  I want to beat you fair and square without you making a bone-headed move and not playing a defense.   [smiley=dunce.gif]  Make sure you put in Jamaal Charles or whatever scrubs you want.  I know that you are usually playing for lottery position at this point, so I just want to make sure you are focused.   [smiley=lickinmychops.gif] [smiley=lickinmychops.gif] [smiley=lickinmychops.gif] [smiley=lickinmychops.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Nov 24th, 2008, 1:50pm
OMG  [smiley=jawdroppin.gif]
OH, how the once mighty have fallen!  [smiley=hammer.gif] I have to say this: Trout, your team just flat out sucks. How could you let ...me of all people...beat you this week?   [smiley=takinyours.gif] I think we could all agree that my team is in total shambles this year. I mean total shambles. Hell it is worse than Feder's and that is pretty fucking bad!!!!
For trout to lose to me is just unreal...un heard of...Every year, I mean every year...the weeks that we play he calls me and adds salt to the wound after he yet again kicks my ass. Well after his awesome, many trade his team is just shit! Anyway, that just had to be said.

There is no doubt though that next year he will be back. as strong as ever...uh...er...I mean back in the cellar!!!
I wont even go into Feder's team because I don't have any advil, which is what I need after reading ANY post that he writes.
Good luck to you all, and I'm glad I am not the worst team anymore this year. Lord knows I held that spot long enough.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Pakman on Nov 24th, 2008, 7:27pm
Thanks for the heads up DB  [smiley=flipoffangrily.gif] [smiley=flipoffangrily.gif].  You do realize that thems are fighting words.  I was going to tell my team to take it easy on you this weak, but now I'm coming out [smiley=gunsablazin.gif] [smiley=gunsablazin.gif].  Don't worry though I'll leave enough of your team to come in third place.   :-* :-*

By the way, thanks for rubbing in the fact that I should be in 1st place by 1.5 games instead of tied for 2nd.


Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Nov 24th, 2008, 8:10pm
Parsons you must have lost your job

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Nov 24th, 2008, 8:10pm
Yes, my team is TERRIBLE, playing for the first overall pick next year

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Nov 25th, 2008, 1:59am

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Nov 25th, 2008, 5:03pm

on 11/20/08 at 13:55:49, DB wrote:
.... now onto games that matter.... we have some big ones this week.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DB on Nov 25th, 2008, 5:55pm
True.  Very True.  Looks like the Burgers are heading for a very important week 13 vs. the 1st and 2nd place teams.  I'm gettin hungry for a nice Burger right about now.   [smiley=hungry.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Nov 28th, 2008, 9:26am
[smiley=shootmyself.gif]

[smiley=RIP.gif]

[smiley=dunce.gif]

[smiley=dejected.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Pakman on Dec 5th, 2008, 8:04pm
Looks like we're in the stretch run boys.   [smiley=broncofan.gif] [smiley=broncofan.gif]

I just wanted to wish everyone good luck for the rest of the season  ;D ;D, ......

except for Markie, DB, and the Cuban sensation.  I hope you guys get a major  [smiley=chair.gif] the rest of the season.  May you have many narrow defeats and improbable injuries.   [smiley=fingerscrossed.gif] [smiley=fingerscrossed.gif] [smiley=greedy.gif] [smiley=horseshoe.gif]

[smiley=LMFAO.gif] [smiley=LMFAO.gif]  [smiley=LMFAO.gif][smiley=LMFAO.gif] [smiley=LMFAO.gif] [smiley=LMFAO.gif]


Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DB on Dec 6th, 2008, 10:08am
Well, that Burger didn't go down so easily after all ... certainly not as easy as that Cock, I mean GameCock, I mean 69-0 (of all numbers) GameCock.  [smiley=booya.gif]

As for the battle for first place  [smiley=leagueking.gif]  [smiley=goodrevil.gif], Mark can almost put it away this week with a win.  And he certainly has some cream puff matchups [smiley=violin.gif] ... Warner and Culter vs. crappy D's (compared to Romo on my bench because he is in Pittsburgh), Minnesota D vs. Detroit.  I'm hoping for a crazy game from AP.  [smiley=smitten.gif]  

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Dec 7th, 2008, 3:01am

on 12/06/08 at 10:08:36, DB wrote:
Mark can almost put it away this week with a win.


Dude, no way...  No one is clinching anything for anybody this week, not with our Week 17 bumper week format...  My guess,... you guys will be battling for this thing until the bitter end,... which, who knows, maybe will be the PRO BOWL [smiley=ohshit.gif] this year... ;)

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DB on Dec 8th, 2008, 9:50pm
Yeah it always seems to come down to the wire and this year should be no exception.  

As for the Pro Bowl, well ... you know how I feel about that ... even though in last year's game Fitzgerald scored and Peterson scored twice.  Maybe Pak will pick up the AFC defense as a free agent.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Drew Rosenhaus on Dec 8th, 2008, 11:12pm
Damn, Pak handing out shit a while back and now things are not looking good for me at all this week. I think I may have dropped two games.

If that is the case, I start throwing bad juju all around in this place come next week (worked for me last year...)


Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Pakman on Dec 10th, 2008, 10:01am
It worked last week, so going to try again.  DB hope that AP, SJax, Roddy and Steve Smith start hanging out with Pacman Jones.   [smiley=cheerleader.gif] [smiley=cheerleader.gif]

Oh and Mark, tell your team to keep up the good work. [smiley=doh.gif]

Also, if I lose the championship by two games or less, I am going to  [smiley=shootmyself.gif].

Later boys and and again good luck guys!   [smiley=pinocchio.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Art Vandalay on Dec 10th, 2008, 1:20pm
Well aren't we a big bunch of chatty Cathys this week.

Look girls; here's whats going to happen:
I'm going to take down DB and his Noerection this week and tighten up this little fiesta a little more. Then all hell is going to break loose in the last 2 weeks where alas only the Brady Bunch will sit on top of all you motley fools. Don't let my 2 week slip in the standings fool you into a false sense of security boys. The BUNCH will be at the top. I like it on top.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DB on Dec 12th, 2008, 3:43pm
Looks like someone's panties are in a BUNCH.  Bet you were hoping for a little more outta Brees?

Pak, for your sake, if it makes you feel better, I hope you lose by more than 2 games too. (But in all seriousness, your team will probably set a record for biggest improvement whether you win the league or not.  Who would have thought that trading one of the best receivers in the league for a mid first round pick would turn out to be a brilliant move).

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Pakman on Dec 12th, 2008, 3:51pm
Thanks DB.  Glad to see that your looking out for me hoping that I lose by more than 2 games.  

With regards to the trade, I knew that it was a brilliant move.  Granted, I was hoping that I would get the 1st pick and Darren McFadden  [smiley=dunce.gif] [smiley=dunce.gif]....luckily, I didn't get the first pick and got the guy that I wanted all along (Chris Johnson).

By the way, hope DeAngelo Williams gets hurt or traded next year.   ;D

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Art Vandalay on Dec 12th, 2008, 5:03pm
That's OK DB. i still have...let me see.....what other QB do i have going this week....give me a minute.....oh yeah.. Peyton Manning...against the LIONS. HELLO!!

Your going down Dave. You're going down. And then your Korean girlfriend and her mid first round pick goes down next week.

It's mine, mine all mine.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Pakman on Dec 14th, 2008, 10:56am
Don't be jealous Frank.  After you make DB your girlfriend this week, I'm going to make you my bitch next week...but until then, I'm rooting for you to whup DB's butt.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Dec 14th, 2008, 3:34pm
Reeeer...  Cat fight!!!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Sep 10th, 2009, 8:37pm
Trout,
Daunte is very thankful that he is getting a paycheck to stand around.

I hope that Felix Jones stays hewalthy for ya. Please don't call me that following week looking for Tashard Choice, Donald Brown, Pierre Thomas or Lendale White. I'm sure that all of them will be on the waiver wire for ya.  

BTW: Thanks for the 1.1 draft pick next year, it will go nicely with my own 1.3.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Sep 10th, 2009, 8:39pm
This...


on 09/10/09 at 00:48:11, DOLFAN wrote:
Trout I hope you got a free jar of vasoline with that deal. He will be 35 yrs old and threw a whopping 15 Tds last year. Feder great deal for you bro!!!

[smiley=bendover.gif]


Keep smoking that great shit up in Jersey bro.
[smiley=bonghit.gif]

WOW


... coming from a guy who offered me this...


on 09/09/09 at 00:49:28, DOLFAN wrote:
So see if you want to counter my offer:
I give you my week 1 Waiver pick(Favre), Tashard Choice, my 3rd(2012)
I get  your week 1 waiver pick(2010), Pennington, Anthony Gonzalez, your 1st rounder (2012).


... as if pointing out to me that I can "counter" (or just reject or do whatever the hell I want) legitimizes his starting point.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by T-Rave on Sep 13th, 2009, 12:10am
Oof, :o Parsons really did offer that? . . . wow, that's a paltry return, right there.  But I digress . . .

Here we go, boys.  Another year . . . of bone crushing fantasy football action. [smiley=wagingwar.gif]  Be prepared to lose when you play me.  In fact, be prepared to get crushed.  Watch your season  [smiley=downthetubes.gif] when you face the Laborers of Pocket Hercules.  You might as well just [smiley=surrender.gif].  You can't stop the MoJo [smiley=wizard.gif]  [smiley=tough.gif] [smiley=hellhound.gif] and Andre Johnson's a friggin machine [smiley=flamewar.gif] [smiley=machinegun.gif].  This is the year of USC power, baby.

Bring on the season!!!!!!
[smiley=twothumbsup.gif] [smiley=woohoo.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Sep 13th, 2009, 9:22am

on 09/13/09 at 00:10:35, T-Rave wrote:
Oof, :o Parsons really did offer that? . . . wow, that's a paltry return, right there.  But I digress . . .

Here we go, boys.  Another year . . . of bone crushing fantasy football action. [smiley=wagingwar.gif]  Be prepared to lose when you play me.  In fact, be prepared to get crushed.  Watch your season  [smiley=downthetubes.gif] when you face the Laborers of Pocket Hercules.  You might as well just [smiley=surrender.gif].  You can't stop the MoJo [smiley=wizard.gif]  [smiley=tough.gif] [smiley=hellhound.gif] and Andre Johnson's a friggin machine [smiley=flamewar.gif] [smiley=machinegun.gif].  This is the year of USC power, baby.

Bring on the season!!!!!!
[smiley=twothumbsup.gif] [smiley=woohoo.gif]



Good move Trav to get this post in before the season starts as I think it will be the only trash talking opportunity you will have all year......  



Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Sep 13th, 2009, 11:13am

on 09/13/09 at 09:22:20, DirkDiggler wrote:
Good move Trav to get this post in before the season starts as I think it will be the only trash talking opportunity you will have all year......


[smiley=hellyeafunny.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=LMFAO.gif] [smiley=sinister.gif] [smiley=rollinwithlaughter.gif]

'Twas thinkin' similarly...

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Art Vandalay on Sep 18th, 2009, 9:54pm
OOOH. Pocket Hercules...not so much. Maybe next time. [smiley=hammer.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Pakman on Sep 20th, 2009, 11:02pm
Adrian who?  Chris Johnson is a beast [smiley=worship.gif]  [smiley=jawdroppin.gif]  Hope I didn't put too much of a stomping on you boys this week.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Sep 21st, 2009, 9:11am

on 09/20/09 at 23:02:48, Pakman wrote:
Adrian who?  Chris Johnson is a beast [smiley=worship.gif]  [smiley=jawdroppin.gif]  Hope I didn't put too much of a stomping on you boys this week.


I am just glad that I did not have to play you this weekend!!!  After an 0-2 start, that would of been a brutal pill to swallow.  

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Flesh is Fantasy on Sep 22nd, 2009, 12:56am
0-3 After our game Stevie!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Sep 22nd, 2009, 6:15am

on 09/22/09 at 00:56:20, Flesh is Fantasy wrote:
0-3 After our game Stevie!



Dam it!!!  A 200 yard rushing performance wasted.

Thank God I at least beat Joe.  

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Sep 22nd, 2009, 11:22pm
Like that is hard to do Steve. Percy harvin is my best RB at this point.

Feder you sure are stockpiling all the young "stud" wrs. I hope they get you some running yds too my man. You could have gotten so much more for the Jets, I think you just put the icing on the cake for Borher...like he needed any help.  
I will come calling for a WR, mine suck!!!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Sep 23rd, 2009, 8:25am
you are impossible to deal with. I actually had a good rushing week,and yes, i am trying to rebuild somewhat. I am sure you would of given me washed up L.T for the Jets, no thanks! You love to analyze everyones trade and give your 2 sense but rarley cut any trades yourself?

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Sep 27th, 2009, 2:09pm
My team is so messed up.  So friggin depressing.  

Gore was carted off, Portis is hurt, Bulger is out of the game with a shoulder injury, Dwayne Bowe and Wes Welker are out, Mike Bell is out for a few weeks.....  Dam it!!


And now Kevin Smith is down......unbelievable

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Sep 27th, 2009, 4:57pm
Steve, you forgot to mention Laurent Robinson... [smiley=injury.gif] ... :-[

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Sep 27th, 2009, 5:53pm
[quote author=StegRock link=board=53;num=1161532729;start=75#81 date=09/27/09 at 16:57:47]Steve, you forgot to mention Laurent Robinson... [smiley=injury.gif] ... :-[/quote]

Crap, didn't even know about him!!!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Sep 28th, 2009, 2:03am
Steve,
I know your pain. I went through it last year...and some this year with guys not being 100%.

MY boyz!!!! showed up this week though!! Boldin, Pierre Thomas, OLD MAN FAVRE and Cassell are all looking pretty fucking healthy to me!!!

Who knows, maybe I even won a game this week with my pathetic team.

Oh yeah...DOWN GOES FRAZIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Markie's team is in trouble if I can almost beat him.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Art Vandalay on Sep 28th, 2009, 8:11pm
Steve, I can match you one for one on injuries. It probably cost me my game against Pak this week.
Oh well.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Art Vandalay on Sep 29th, 2009, 6:18pm
Gentlemen, i need a spare QB. Not looking for a blockbuster deal, just a starter. all offers welcome.

I'm willing to move draft picks, and even some talent if need be.

Give me a yell if interested.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Art Vandalay on Sep 29th, 2009, 8:51pm
Uum.....Never Mind.  [smiley=letsmakeup.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Sep 29th, 2009, 8:52pm
DOWN GOES FRAZIER!!!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Sep 29th, 2009, 11:08pm

on 09/29/09 at 18:18:18, Art Vandalay wrote:
Gentlemen, i need a spare QB. Not looking for a blockbuster deal, just a starter. all offers welcome.

I'm willing to move draft picks, and even some talent if need be.

Give me a yell if interested.

Wow, Joe gets a hell of a deal.  Not only that, but Henne now has competition as the Dolphins acquired Tyler Thigpen today.  

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Art Vandalay on Sep 30th, 2009, 5:53pm
I was feeling very giving this week. You could have had a similar "hell of a deal" if you didn't have such an itchy trigger finger on getting a broken Welker.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Sep 30th, 2009, 6:24pm

on 09/30/09 at 17:53:41, Art Vandalay wrote:
I was feeling very giving this week. You could have had a similar "hell of a deal" if you didn't have such an itchy trigger finger on getting a broken Welker.


If Welker returns, I will have no regrets.......  if he doesn't return this week, I will bang my head against the wall for the rest of the season.   [smiley=shootmyself.gif]

The worst part of it is having to hear Joe tell me how great his team is all of a sudden.  (sadly, I must admit it has gotten a hell of a lot better after getting Jackson and Jacobs)

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Sep 30th, 2009, 10:46pm
You forgot to mention Pierre Thomas, Tashard Choice and Donald Brown getting more touches my friend.
Plus add the fact that besides Ginn all of my WRS are on top 10 passing offenses in the league. I very happy with my team overall.

Besides after where I was 2 weeks ago compared to now, my team is great to me!! I went from a shitty team to having 2 top 10 Qbs(fantasy stats), 2 top 13 Rbs, and 2 top 10 Wrs. Not to mention that my "iffy QBs" situation backups are on my team too.

That is great to me! It is all in the eye of the beholder my man. Now i need a better DEF and to avoid the injury bug of the last few years. I don't think my team is a bottom dweller anymore...no lottery pick!!! yeah!!
In short my team looks and IS a hell of alot better at the end of week 3 than it was at the end of week 1 and to me that GREAT!

Hence the name "BLIND SUIRRELS"!! I will be very happy not being in the bottom 1/2 of the league this year. Next year looking for a plaque.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Oct 1st, 2009, 7:59am
Ever since you have been in the leauge you have sucked. You should of named your team the Detroit Lions, and that still wont change!!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by T-Rave on Oct 2nd, 2009, 3:32pm
Don't look now, but dem Laborers is a'comin! 8-)

[smiley=flamewar.gif] [smiley=hellhound.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Art Vandalay on Oct 2nd, 2009, 4:46pm

Quote:
Steve, I can match you one for one on injuries. It probably cost me my game against Pak this week.  
Oh well.



And then again, maybe not. Sorry Pak. Good try though. Just know that you were beaten by a bunch of second stringers. ;D

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Oct 4th, 2009, 1:30am
We need to pick this trash talk thing up a bit. It may be a bit early, but I have nothing to lose! I wont contend until next year.
Frank  will lose his unbeaten streak this week as I defeat him. You guys can thank me later for kicking his ass.

Feder...well... its Feder. Too bad I don't play you! I am in for a HUGE week!

PAKMAN is going down too. I will hand both of you a loss, as I start my slow, long climb out of the cellar.


Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Oct 4th, 2009, 2:51am

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Oct 4th, 2009, 9:46am
Joe, since your team has enhanced itself through injuries and luck does not give you the right to talk any trash. Please do something in this league as far as giving yourself any type of credit to vadidate any talking at all. You already got an ass kicking from my team which is not very good and im sure you feel good about your team this week due to who you are playing, their main players must be off on bye weeks. It is not the players, it is you, you just cant win! You are a mush, a loser and until you prove otherwise in my mind it will always stay that way. Prove me wrong mush!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Drew Rosenhaus on Oct 4th, 2009, 12:35pm
Feder and Joe,

I do like what you have done down here in the basement. If this was long-term stay for me I would take down the NSync poster and remove  the tribute to Southern toothless women but other than that, I think you both have decorated nicely. However, I am planning a significant move in the next couple of weeks so there is no need to get too comfortable with my portion of the rent check.  

p.s. - Joe wants his Hee-Haw DVDs back as soon as possible Dan.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Oct 4th, 2009, 7:45pm

on 10/04/09 at 12:35:08, Drew Rosenhaus wrote:
Feder and Joe,

I do like what you have done down here in the basement. If this was long-term stay for me I would take down the NSync poster and remove  the tribute to Southern toothless women but other than that, I think you both have decorated nicely. However, I am planning a significant move in the next couple of weeks so there is no need to get too comfortable with my portion of the rent check.  

p.s. - Joe wants his Hee-Haw DVDs back as soon as possible Dan.


It seems that I like the basement as well.         Frank and Danny both beat me, thanks to the 49ers Def and Giants Defense.    I want to scream.  I am going to need a very padded room.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Oct 4th, 2009, 9:48pm
Mendenhall is one BAD MF!!! I may not need a RB afterall since he is coming into his own.
Only if I would have started him huh???

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Oct 4th, 2009, 9:58pm
joe, are you gay??

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Art Vandalay on Oct 6th, 2009, 10:02am
Careful. in the south, that's considered a marriage proposal. [smiley=welcome.gif]

Oh. Wait. You're from the south. The DEEP south. I hope you two will be very happy together. [smiley=ssbert.gif] [smiley=ssernie.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Oct 6th, 2009, 5:18pm
NO Danny, don't worry I'm straight, besides I'm already in a relationship. I wont take your boyfriend from you!!! You will just have to admire me from afar fag boy!! [smiley=rollinwithlaughter.gif]

I will not cross those tracks, you have the market on that side of Town. Mark Hahn told me years ago that is why you moved to South Beach!!! ****not that there is anything wrong with that****

I love women my man, but to each his own I guess. You do your thing and I will stick with women. I'm glad that you finally came out of the closet I guess. Good luck with the rest of you acceptance, just kindly don't include me in it...."You DIDN"T have me at HELLO."

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Art Vandalay on Oct 6th, 2009, 5:50pm
So Joe. Don't keep me in suspense. Did you win this week? I gave up calculating my own stats years ago and i must know.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Oct 6th, 2009, 7:00pm
I rarely calculate my stats too. My Wrs had no TDs, and My RBs did fair, not well. I did not start Mendenhall. So I think based on that you beat me.
I might have time later to look at it.

I would say I lost though, but may have won the Qb area only.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Oct 6th, 2009, 10:09pm
Frank, of course you won, Joe is a loser, makes excuses all the time and he is a mush!! He cant win!!!  Instead of saying up beat me,its i didnt start this person, and i didnt do that but why does he just say, you won!! Give credit where credit is due Joe!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Oct 7th, 2009, 12:41am
Danny, do us all a favor and don't speak unless you are spoken to. If we want your opinion we will look for your editorial piece in Men's Health magazine. [smiley=dunce.gif]
Oh yeah and in regards to giving credit where it is do...I digress...ahem to Frank.... [smiley=takinyours.gif]

I kicked your ass Frank. [smiley=mywhippinboy.gif] You had a rough week. It's a good thing I didn't Start Mendenhall. It would have been worse.

Pak beat me handidly, just glad to take down the #1 guy(Frank) a game to slow him down for you other boys to catch up to him.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Oct 7th, 2009, 12:17pm
Danny, I am speaking to you...  I want your op-ed piece here and I want it now...

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Art Vandalay on Oct 14th, 2009, 6:07pm
Fellas, my BUNCH is starting to come out of their injury hibernation. I'm giving it one more week and my team should be back at full strength so look out in week 7.

And not to mention that Henne kid (part of the much maligned trade for VJax) looks like he may be the real deal. I might be looking for a name change to perhaps "Orton hears a Henne"  [smiley=elephant.gif]
or "I see your Henne, it's nice and Shenny"  [smiley=moon.gif]

Still working on that.....It could all change if Quinn gets traded to Tampa or St Louis.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Oct 18th, 2009, 7:26pm
So much for reaching the .500 mark.  Instead, I lose to the team with 1 win.  So friggin frustrating......

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Oct 18th, 2009, 8:27pm

on 10/18/09 at 19:26:35, DirkDiggler wrote:
So much for reaching the .500 mark.  Instead, I lose to the team with 1 win.  So friggin frustrating......


Our game is still VERY up-in-the-air, as well, no, Steve?

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Oct 18th, 2009, 9:01pm
Danny, I really don't need to look at any more stats to know that I KICKED YOUR ASS!!! I even tried a different DEF this week...what a mistake!
It sucks that when I have a great week I only play one game. I don't have many great weeks, but 9 passing Tds doesn't hurt. if only the rest of my team could get some TDs.
I will take a win as I can.

Warner, I think that you are starting to take on the Redskins theme. giving out charity wins to shitty teams. I doesn't matter much though, because Trout will still finish in last place and I have his pick.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Oct 18th, 2009, 9:24pm

on 10/18/09 at 20:27:56, StegRock wrote:
Our game is still VERY up-in-the-air, as well, no, Steve?


Nope, calculated the score, and there is no chance.  

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Oct 19th, 2009, 12:15am
Joe, i do not figure the scores but dont be so sure you kicked my ass? I had more passing yards then you by 2, rc yards is up in the air as i am winning going into tomorrow night, i have you on kicking, df and rc tds. You prob got me on ruch yds and tds but by no means did you kick my ass. I am not so sure you won? If you are please explain, or you may of got confused from jerking off to Tom Bradys 5 td game and thought that is all it took to win. You played N.O def they sucked big cock like you, you only won sacks and sumbles, i won the bigger categorys.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Oct 19th, 2009, 12:16am
Now D.B kicked my ass!! He had a retarded week really retatrded

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DB on Oct 19th, 2009, 10:19am
Yes, my team went a little crazy this week.  The scores in my games will be a little ugly this week.   ;D.  Hopefully we saved some juice for  future weeks.   [smiley=trophy.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Oct 19th, 2009, 11:35pm
Danny,
where to begin my friend???
 So I have it with me winning 35-11   [smiley=woohoo.gif] THAT's an ass kicking!!!!
I did not include Fumbles lost and 2 pt conversions, but that wont matter. I don't think I missed anything, if I did though it would be minor, and not game changing.

Feder, you have any interest in LT2 now??? He would have been your #1 RB, and yet he is wasting away on my bench!!! I can now finally feed you some shit, instead of the other way around. You kicked my ass for many years, now comes payback!!!

Yeah I got another win..starting to climb out of the cellar.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Oct 22nd, 2009, 11:46am
OK, let's see who is on the docket this week.

Mark Hahn...hmmm  [smiley=machinegun.gif] I'm coming for ya my friend. Your team seems to be waking up. Get ready for your ass kicking this week!!! This should be a good battle. I finally can start giving some payback!! Maybe my blind squirrels can find another win.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Drew Rosenhaus on Oct 22nd, 2009, 1:50pm
Mark reads the above post and yawns. He then begins to feel bad as he realizes that Parson's team name has a far more significant meaning - it's Joe's typical lunch offering (after he runs over it).

Still, Mark realizes these sad feelings have no bearing on the outcome of next week's game. Loose Stool will come spewing forth, spraying out a watery, somewhat clumpy loss on Joe and his favorite culinary delight of grilled lemón squirrel with a side of cheese whiz.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Oct 23rd, 2009, 4:04am

on 10/18/09 at 19:26:35, DirkDiggler wrote:
So much for reaching the .500 mark.  Instead, I lose to the team with 1 win.  So friggin frustrating......


You know, until running the stats here tonight, I didn't realize this:  you didn't play Trout this week...  Did you think you did, Steve?  Or, was it that you thought I had only one win?

[offtopic]Mark's Post... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]          

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=hellyeafunny.gif] [smiley=LMFAO.gif] [smiley=sinister.gif] [smiley=rollinwithlaughter.gif][/offtopic]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Oct 23rd, 2009, 6:48am

on 10/23/09 at 04:04:24, StegRock wrote:
You know, until running the stats here tonight, I didn't realize this:  you didn't play Trout this week...  Did you think you did, Steve?  Or, was it that you thought I had only one win?

[offtopic]Mark's Post... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]          

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=hellyeafunny.gif] [smiley=LMFAO.gif] [smiley=sinister.gif] [smiley=rollinwithlaughter.gif][/offtopic]


I knew I lost to you.  I just mixed up the number of wins you had.   Either way, losing still sucks!!!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Oct 23rd, 2009, 6:52am
My other rooting interest this year is having Trav beat Mark in the standings at the end of the year.  

We all thought the Sanchez trade was crazy....  ultimately, the switching of picks in the 2010 first round may be to Trav's advantage.....

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Oct 23rd, 2009, 12:08pm
Well, then, Stevo, in the spirit of "keepin' it real"...


on 10/18/09 at 19:26:35, DirkDiggler wrote:
So much for reaching the .500 mark.  Instead, I lose to the team with 1 win.  So friggin frustrating......


I do have only one win... more than you. [smiley=cantcatch.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Oct 23rd, 2009, 12:45pm
Could somebody please kick Frank's ass!!!??? I mean comon. He is starting to run away with it here.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Art Vandalay on Oct 23rd, 2009, 4:50pm
Hey, where's the love dude?? Isn't it enough that YOU beat me.

LIke i said, I feel my team getting stronger now. The huge tide of injuries seems to be ebbing and the Brady Bunch (i guess now it's the Henne Bunch) is looking better than ever and with enough depth to make it through the bye weeks unscathed.

The plan is coming together my friends. The plan is coming together. [smiley=smurf.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Oct 24th, 2009, 3:32pm
A quick poll of the guys here (besides Joe because I know what his answer is), I would like to take...  All things equal, at the moment, who would you rather have on your team/who do you think has better trade value,... RC Ted Ginn or RB Jerome Harrison,... or is it just a wash???  All eight of your responses would be much appreciated... by me... ;D

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by T-Rave on Oct 24th, 2009, 5:36pm
I'd rather have Harrison on my team, because of the importance of running backs in this league (receivers and tight ends are a dime a dozen) and because of the distinct possibility that Jamal Lewis gets injured (or perhaps benched).  But I'm not so sure Harrison has better trade value than Ginn.  I know that sounds contradictory to what I just said about preferring to have Harrison on my team, but given the fact that neither of these guys is doing much I would give them both such a low trade value that distinguishing them would be difficult.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Art Vandalay on Oct 24th, 2009, 6:00pm
I will take Ginn because Henne is going to light it up this week. (I hope).

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Oct 24th, 2009, 6:34pm
Okay,... that is one objective answer leaning toward Harrison or a wash and one subjective answer for Ginn.  Ultimately, I am curious to glean from more objective "all things equal" responses than "I have Henne so I hope Ginn lights it up," which really doesn't serve to answer the question I'm asking at all.  Others...???

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DB on Oct 24th, 2009, 6:56pm
I pick the opposite of what Joe thinks.   ;)

Actually, I think both barely deserve anyone's roster space, but I will sit on the fence and call it a wash.  They have pretty equal value.

I would probably be more likely to put Harrison in a lineup right now because he can have a good game from time to time and I dont think Ginn is doing anything (but I don't really know the stats).  However, I have always thought Ginn has pretty good upside and in our keeper league, has a brighter future and more of a chance to be kept.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Oct 24th, 2009, 7:22pm
Not even close...........   HARRISON !!!!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Art Vandalay on Oct 24th, 2009, 7:41pm
JEALOUS!!! ::)

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Oct 24th, 2009, 7:49pm

on 10/24/09 at 19:41:09, Art Vandalay wrote:
JEALOUS!!! ::)


Not in the least...  I'm "up to" something here...

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Oct 25th, 2009, 10:00am
Just to get this done before kickoff today, I'll take it to be the case that the poll is as follows and the ratios are representative if others, who are still welcome to, chimed in:

Votes for Harrison/a wash - 2
Votes for Harrison - 1
Votes for Ginn - (a very subjective) 1

For my purposes, it's 3 to 0...

The point here is the psychological warfare, a la "car sales", that is the only way Joe knows how to go about making trades.  He makes me an offer the other day, the meat of which is Brandon Jacobs for Cedric Benson.  Anybody whose fantasy-football compass is worth a darn knows that at present there is a fairly great disparity between the two in favor of Benson.  So, one with a half a brain and a little scruples would then think that with the rest of the deal at least a reasonable attempt at making up that disparity would be made.  How does that work with Joe?  He offers me Ted Ginn, whom he talks up to the hilt, or Pierre Garcon for Jerome Harrison, whom he talks down to the point of the guy's being a throw-in barely worthy of a roster spot on his team.  My point is that, Parsonian "car sales pitch" aside, at the very least both Ginn (or Garcon) and Harrison are a couple low-end shots-in-the-dark and it's a wash and the disparity hasn't even been close to being overcome, at worst HE WINS ON BOTH SIDES OF THE DEAL!  Are you friggin' kidding me?  On the side of the deal he is supposed to be making up the difference to you, HE (karma aside, see below) STILL CAPITALIZES!  But, if you actually have a momentary lapse of judgment, which is precisely what Joe is waiting to pounce on with his incessant bad offers, and buy into his "car sales pitch", during which you have to painstakingly endure this psychological warfare on your players while listening to him overinflate the value of his own, you will walk away with a bad taste in your mouth and a salesman thinking he's done you a favor and in later dealings wondering why you're sour, just like when you depart most dealerships, except here that bad taste in your mouth after the fact is much more of a certainty.  All I can do is thank "God" for the law of "karma", out of which Joe, who I am sure is at the Lawd's house this morning praising the Lawd and learning the "sales pitch", has little hope of ever extricating himself.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Oct 25th, 2009, 4:44pm
Far enough Steg. IYO.

I still say it is better than the deal you offered me:

Benson, and Witten for

Boldin, Jacobs and Choice.
How does this make fucking sense for anyone but you??? My team is still in rebuilding mode...thus I need all the young RBs that I can get.
You said your piece and I have said mine. I guess my counter offer to you set off a nerve in order for you...I just wanted to serve tit for tat. I stared the talks by saying that I was interested in Benson with a deal that would include Jacobs. I did not make an offere because you and I don't agree on player values.     As referenced in previous discussions.
I agree that RBs have more value than WRs, that has always been a given. I feel like i do, and you feel like you do. We both are correct in our opinion for our teams.

Had a known that a trade offer would warrant a full league discussion and vote I would not have made you a counter offer, regardless of how rediculous in some peoples minds.
Next time Feder offers me Mcnabb for Mendenhall and my 2 first rounders next year I will put it up for a vote to the league, just to make a point.
Goos luck the rest of the way. BTW STEG You need another QB...YEAT AGAIN!!!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Art Vandalay on Oct 25th, 2009, 7:35pm
Ginn absolutely BLOWS!!!!!

4-0

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Oct 25th, 2009, 8:15pm

on 10/25/09 at 16:44:05, DOLFAN wrote:
Far enough Steg. IYO.

I still say it is better than the deal you offered me:

Benson, and Witten for

Boldin, Jacobs and Choice.
How does this make fucking sense for anyone but you??? My team is still in rebuilding mode...thus I need all the young RBs that I can get.
You said your piece and I have said mine. I guess my counter offer to you set off a nerve in order for you...I just wanted to serve tit for tat. I stared the talks by saying that I was interested in Benson with a deal that would include Jacobs. I did not make an offere because you and I don't agree on player values.     As referenced in previous discussions.
I agree that RBs have more value than WRs, that has always been a given. I feel like i do, and you feel like you do. We both are correct in our opinion for our teams.

Had a known that a trade offer would warrant a full league discussion and vote I would not have made you a counter offer, regardless of how rediculous in some peoples minds.
Next time Feder offers me Mcnabb for Mendenhall and my 2 first rounders next year I will put it up for a vote to the league, just to make a point.


::)


Quote:
Goos luck the rest of the way. BTW STEG You need another QB...YEAT AGAIN!!!


BTW, this part of the message so epitomizes you, you fuckin' jerk.  Bad luck the rest of the way...

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Oct 25th, 2009, 8:23pm
I digress....Ginn does blow. I think he worked out in the off-season with T. O. and Braylon Edwards and went a the "NFL DROPSIES" camp. He is clearly the worst WR on the Dolphins roster...hell probably even in the AFC!

You are correct yet again Steg. Every player that I draft, or try to trade SUCK!!!! Give them enough time and they will end up on the waiver wire. I bow to your greatness and fantasy wisdom old wise one! From now on I will listen to your words of wisdom, and only yours. I apologize for not listening to you about this. SO please call me tonight and make me an offer...if I have any losers on my team that you feel worthy of a roster spot on your team. I obey your command and believe what you say the values are about my players. So again, if i by chance have any worthless guys that you may be interested in please feel free to use my team as a scout team for ya.
I think next year I will just sit next to you at the draft so that I can cheat from you papers.
Give me 2 weeks, by then Sidney Rice, Choice, N. E. DEF, Ginn, LT2, Mendenhall and Donald Brown will be on the waiver wire for you guys.

Lendale White and Ginn will be cut next week, so if anybody has any interest, I will only accept fantasy football advice for these players....besides the obvious that I should have cut them weeks ago. If you tell me something similar they are yours free.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Oct 25th, 2009, 8:29pm

on 10/25/09 at 20:23:02, DOLFAN wrote:
I digress....Ginn does blow. I think he worked out in the off-season with T. O. and Braylon Edwards and went a the "NFL DROPSIES" camp. He is clearly the worst WR on the Dolphins roster...hell probably even in the AFC!

You are correct yet again Steg. Every player that I draft, or try to trade SUCK!!!! Give them enough time and they will end up on the waiver wire. I bow to your greatness and fantasy wisdom old wise one! From now on I will listen to your words of wisdom, and only yours. I apologize for not listening to you about this. SO please call me tonight and make me an offer...if I have any losers on my team that you feel worthy of a roster spot on your team. I obey your command and believe what you say the values are about my players. So again, if i by chance have any worthless guys that you may be interested in please feel free to use my team as a scout team for ya.
I think next year I will just sit next to you at the draft so that I can cheat from you papers.
Give me 2 weeks, by then Sidney Rice, Choice, N. E. DEF, Ginn, LT2, Mendenhall and Donald Brown will be on the waiver wire for you guys.


[smiley=gimmeabreak.gif]

"Non-sequitur"...  Do yourself a favor and look it up, Joe,... and apply it!  It goes a long way to counteracting bullshit and passive-aggression, which necessitates mastery of the non sequitur!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Oct 25th, 2009, 11:03pm
ROFLMAO

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Oct 26th, 2009, 12:02am
I have not done all the stats, and don't plan on doing them, but I feel confident that I won both games...


Who's next???

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Oct 26th, 2009, 12:54am
Even though it is tight as hell, I don't really need to do pen-to-paper to know how things stand with my game with Frank going into tomorrow night...  It's clear as a bell (and, yes, I've factored in fumbles and stuff).  As far as the "reasonable" possibilities go, if Westbrook scores a rushing touchdown AND maintains the bonus for yards per reception, Frank wins.  If not, I win.  Regarding the YPR bonus, here's how close that is...  If Westbrook has the receiving stats he has had in three of the four games he's played, 3-for-8, 3-for-14 or 9-for-91, he loses the bonus.  In fact, if he were to go 3 for 8, not only would he lose the bonus, but he would lose the category to me, i.e. the points would reverse; 3-for-14, and he would lose the category insofar as it would be a dead tie.  The only receiving stat line that would maintain the bonus for Frank would be Westbrook's 2-for-17 two weeks ago.  Of course, a 2-point conversion would throw a bone into things.  Anyway, there you have it, Francis... [smiley=nervous.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Oct 26th, 2009, 5:50pm

on 10/26/09 at 00:54:33, StegRock wrote:
Even though it is tight as hell, I don't really need to do pen-to-paper to know how things stand with my game with Frank going into tomorrow night...  It's clear as a bell (and, yes, I've factored in fumbles and stuff).  As far as the "reasonable" possibilities go, if Westbrook scores a rushing touchdown AND maintains the bonus for yards per reception, Frank wins.  If not, I win.  Regarding the YPR bonus, here's how close that is...  If Westbrook has the receiving stats he has had in three of the four games he's played, 3-for-8, 3-for-14 or 9-for-91, he loses the bonus.  In fact, if he were to go 3 for 8, not only would he lose the bonus, but he would lose the category to me, i.e. the points would reverse; 3-for-14, and he would lose the category insofar as it would be a dead tie.  The only receiving stat line that would maintain the bonus for Frank would be Westbrook's 2-for-17 two weeks ago.  Of course, a 2-point conversion would throw a bone into things.  Anyway, there you have it, Francis... [smiley=nervous.gif]


Put in a bottom-line kind of way,... if, say, on the first play from scrimmage for the Eagles Westbrook makes a reception and goes for like 70 yards for an apparent touchdown and it is reviewed only to find out that he was down at the 1 and he then takes all three downs to rush in a 1-yard touchdown, I will not have only gotten gray hairs from the plays themselves and the booth review, but I will literally, as he scores the touchdown, wretch a Zarathustran black snake from my deepest bowels as I fall before my television and wallow in mine own vomit and excrement. [smiley=shitfan.gif]

So, with that said, good luck, Frank! [smiley=shammy.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by T-Rave on Oct 26th, 2009, 6:41pm

on 10/26/09 at 17:50:25, StegRock wrote:
Put in a bottom-line kind of way,... if, say, on the first play from scrimmage for the Eagles Westbrook makes a reception and goes for like 70 yards for an apparent touchdown and it is reviewed only to find out that he was down at the 1 and he then takes all three downs to rush in a 1-yard touchdown, I will not have only gotten gray hairs from the plays themselves and the booth review, but I will literally, as he scores the touchdown, wretch a Zarathustran black snake from my deepest bowels as I fall before my television and wallow in mine own vomit and excrement. [smiley=shitfan.gif]

So, with that said, good luck, Frank! [smiley=shammy.gif]


ROFL and LMAO!  Unbelievable -- I'm still laughing, over a minute later.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Oct 26th, 2009, 9:03pm
Not that this is the way I'd like to see it go down, with a guy injured,... but, that said, how's the vomit play, Frank? ;)

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Oct 26th, 2009, 9:20pm
It looks like the top of the leader board just got more crowded.  I got spanked by DB, but I beat Frank.  

I have been the victim of Defense's this year.  For at LEAST the second time, the Def I am playing against has posted a shut out.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Drew Rosenhaus on Oct 28th, 2009, 11:42am

on 10/25/09 at 16:44:05, DOLFAN wrote:
Benson, and Witten for

Boldin, Jacobs and Choice.
How does this make fucking sense for anyone but you???


I'd been meaning to respond to this but got wrapped up in the exchange between you and Dan and didn't get around to this until now.

First I owe you an apology, Joe. Lemón squirrel tastes mighty fine (ESPECIALLY when it's covered in Whiz). You whupped me and I am man enough to eat the crow I deserve (or the meal I mentioned above). ANYWAY......

I actuallly think the deal proposed is pretty fair/reasonable. Comparing Jacobs to Benson - absolutely no contest. Benson is a huge upgrade. Double the touchdowns and almost double the yards. Plus, there is no significant #2 to mess with Benson right now (A. Bradshaw in NY is very significant on the negative side to Jacobs).

Comparing Boldin to Witten - on a sexy scale, Boldin wins hands down. On a performance scale, very iffy. Boldin has only 69 more yards receiving than Witten, no difference in TDs (1) and has a fumble to boot. Advantage here to Steg but by no means in scale-tipping ways that Benson is over Jacobs. So therefore there was a request for ....

Choice. Hmmm. Lots of potential. Just not showing it. And when he does get a chance (with Jones out)....he has a monster game against KC (don't get to play them twice). Again, I see the potential hope but in all fairness, I would think the deal is pretty even at this point (and I probably would have pulled the trigger).

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by T-Rave on Oct 29th, 2009, 3:09pm
I would just like to point out something absurd.  

Mark beat me this week by 11 points.  The difference was total rushing yards: he had exactly 1 more yard rushing than I did.  This means he got 6 points rather than me getting 6 points for winning the category, which is a 12 point swing.  What this means is that it determined the outcome of the game.

Complete roughage.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Oct 29th, 2009, 3:22pm
Welcome to the GBRFL!!! Why don't you return any of my calls? I still want to make a deal with you, but you only respond via email. Call me if ya can. I need a QB this week.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Oct 29th, 2009, 4:38pm
No ones calls you back because they cant stand talking to you!!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Oct 30th, 2009, 1:46pm
Steve's only three posts up in "the Red Zone" of late...


on 10/30/09 at 07:42:36, DirkDiggler wrote:
This article alludes to the fact that Culpepper will get the start if Stafford does not go. ...  I don;t think anyone was sure of Culpeppers health and Stanton's status.  My guess is only those in deep keep leagues even care about the Lions QB situation.    ;)



on 10/27/09 at 09:59:14, DirkDiggler wrote:
A large support is starting to brew for Fitzpatrick in Buffalo.  While his play has not been outstanding by any means, he is managing the games.  And more importantly, he is NOT losing the games by making dumb mistakes.  He plays into the Bills strength, which is the running game.  

If the Bills somehow manage to beat Houston, then I believe Buffalo will keep Fitzpatrick as a starter.



on 10/28/09 at 22:34:14, DirkDiggler wrote:
This article supports my above post that a QB controversy is brewing in Buffalo..... The old ball coach will not confirm Edwards will get his job back.


Gee,... they're not done with any m.o. or at least "self-interest" in mind... [smiley=sneaky.gif] Purely objective analysis... ;)

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Oct 30th, 2009, 2:59pm

on 10/30/09 at 13:46:55, StegRock wrote:
Steve's only three posts up in "the Red Zone" of late...




Gee,... they're not done with any m.o. or at least "self-interest" in mind... [smiley=sneaky.gif] Purely objective analysis... ;)


Do I have a self interest in the QB situation?  YES!!!  I even allude to it with the smily face.  That is why I was following it so close.

Sadly, I am probably the only one following the situation.  Does anyone else care?   The answer would probably be NO.

And in two of them I was merely pointing out the facts of the article.

Seem's everyone's motives are in question.....

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Oct 30th, 2009, 4:25pm

on 10/30/09 at 14:59:50, DirkDiggler wrote:
Do I have a self interest in the QB situation?  YES!!!  I even allude to it with the smily face.  That is why I was following it so close.

Sadly, I am probably the only one following the situation.  Does anyone else care?   The answer would probably be NO.

And in two of them I was merely pointing out the facts of the article.

Seem's everyone's motives are in question.....


Well,... that's a bit tendentious now, Stevo...  Are there motives for my pointing it out here?  Yea, but they are pretty obvious and fairly innocuous.  As far as what I do up in "the Red Zone (http://www.fantasyfootballer.com/cgi-bin/theGridiron/YaBB.cgi?board=55)", though, I am just posting the headlines off "The REAL Feed (http://www.fantasyfootballer.com/newsstand.htm)" as I do with EVERYTHING ELSE.  With that said, Steve, I too followed my post with a... ;) for (I do appreciate that) (the content of) your posts are still appropriately objective for the venue up there, unlike Joe's, whose I often delete, move or at least cringe at.  Your move, to your credit, is a more subtle one where it is not so much the immediate content of your post as it is your choice to even post (or at least prioritzie the posting of) that particular content. [smiley=wiseguy.gif] Joe has a habit of making posts containing blatantly GBRFL-motivated content up in "the Red Zone" which are not really appropriate for "the Red Zone".  To your credit, the content of your posts are typically (we all may slide from time to time; that's no big deal) never obviously strictly GBRFL-motivated. [smiley=thumbsup.gif] That said,... [smiley=theyareontome.gif] ... ;)

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Nov 1st, 2009, 1:28am
I did  not know what tendentious meant.  At first I felt insulted....    Looked it up.  However, it was Very good word choice.  For others in the league it means:    marked by a tendency in favor of a particular point of view

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Nov 1st, 2009, 5:18pm
Rob crushed me this week!! I wasn't feeling good about the game anyway, that's why I didn't say shit this week, becasue I figured that I would lose, and I lost BADLY!!!! Yes, I am saying that mid-second quarter of the 4 o'clock games.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Nov 11th, 2009, 12:19am
WOW!!!!
A touch over 1/2 way through the season and we have 8 teams bunched up within 2 games of one another. This is turning out to be a very competitive season.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Nov 12th, 2009, 12:43pm
This place is boring w/o trash talk.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by T-Rave on Nov 12th, 2009, 4:26pm

on 11/12/09 at 12:43:33, DOLFAN wrote:
This place is boring w/o trash talk.


Well then quite whining about it  [smiley=crybaby.gif] and stir the pot! [smiley=furious.gif] [smiley=arguing.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Nov 12th, 2009, 8:50pm
You know what happens when I stir the pot!!! It turns into a nuclear war.  [smiley=hellyeafunny.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Nov 12th, 2009, 9:31pm
I would like to take a moment to thank Dave Trout for not taking my offer of a draft pick this week in exchange for his first round f/a pick because "[he is] going to use it".

Little did I know that his "use" of it would be wasted by not submitting a line up.

;D

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Art Vandalay on Nov 14th, 2009, 1:40pm
WOW. Let the freefall continue. I have now signed Tom Petti to be the spokesman for The Brady Bunch.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Nov 15th, 2009, 4:14pm
I think I got crushed this week. My team did not so well...unless you count my bench, LOL.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Nov 15th, 2009, 4:45pm
I have to give major props to Pak.....having the guts to take Chris Johnson in the draft so early.  He is a friggin beast.  100 yards receiving/1td and 100+ yards/1td.

Not looking good for my team!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Nov 15th, 2009, 5:05pm

on 11/14/09 at 13:40:35, Art Vandalay wrote:
WOW. Let the freefall continue. I have now signed Tom Petti to be the spokesman for The Brady Bunch.


So said the owner who neglected to submit a lineup.  

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Nov 15th, 2009, 7:31pm
WOW, so Frank and Trout did not submit a lineup??? :o

What were they thinking. Maybe they forgot that there was a Thursday night game???, either way it's a big mistake.
Trout just may be too ashamed with his shitty team, maybe he thinks he will do better if he doesn't submit one.

ATTN ALL>>>>>There will be Thursday night games the rest of the year. IF Steg's noticed was not enough then maybe you will read this post.

Trout I would be interested in your 1st round F/A pick this week. Call me.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Nov 15th, 2009, 7:33pm

on 11/15/09 at 19:31:33, DOLFAN wrote:
WOW, so Frank and Trout did not submit a lineup??? :o

What were they thinking. Maybe they forgot that there was a Thursday night game???, either way it's a big mistake.
Trout just may be too ashamed with his shitty team, maybe he thinks he will do better if he doesn't submit one.

ATTN ALL>>>>>There will be Thursday night games the rest of the year. IF Steg's noticed was not enough then maybe you will read this post.

Trout I would be interested in your 1st round F/A pick this week. Call me.


Just to clarify, EVERYONE is interested in your first round pick this week Trout.  Injuries were brutal this week.

Ultimately, Trout may be the biggest benefactor as he has 1st round pick, Forsett, and Bernard Scott.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Nov 16th, 2009, 2:31am
Yes he probably is, but nonetheless still building for the future, and should use my offer...ala Steve Warnerisk...and squeeze even more blood from the Turnip/owner that he deals with.

I also don't think that Bohrer or Pak really ahve any interest. They don;t need anything except more weeks to continue kicking all of our asses!!!
He is the biggest benefactor because he did a good job of taking Backup RBs with his picks. I did the same thing last year. He could have had Moats too if he didn't trade that pick. So now he has starters and draft picks. He is working his situation to his advantage!!! Great Job Dave!! Keep it up dude.
The guys hit the hardest are you and Steg. You have picks, but wont deal players, and Steg has players and will deal players. I ahve picks and players too, and I will deal both as well. Based on my teams performance this week...or lack thereof by the owner/manager should lose both games and still ahve a top 3 pick as well.
Let the bidding wars begin, LOL.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Nov 18th, 2009, 7:07pm
Watch out.....after beating Pak (this game is REALLY close-I hope I scored it correct) and Trav this week, my team is finally above .500   All it took was for a few of my team to take performance enhancing drugs!  And while Bowe is suspended for 4 games, it was worth it!

Danny and Steg, you bitches are up next.

 

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by T-Rave on Nov 19th, 2009, 8:51am
Fair warning!  This is an anti-trash talk post, boys.

There was hope back in Week 5, when I was in second place, but the fantasy football gods had other ideas, it seems.

I have lost both my #2 and #3 running backs for the year.  RB was the only position I was consistently winning, until I lost Leon Washington, at which point it was good some weeks and bad others.  Now it's just bad, with Ronnie Brown out for the season (not to mention picking up Owen Daniels only to have him get a season-ending injury that very week).    ::)  :-/

I have officially become the second-most popular team in the league, the foremost popular team being Trout's team ("popular" being here defined as "most-desired-to-meet-every-week").   Tee it up, boys!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Nov 19th, 2009, 6:28pm

on 11/19/09 at 08:51:24, T-Rave wrote:
I have officially become the second-most popular team in the league, the foremost popular team being Trout's team ("popular" being here defined as "most-desired-to-meet-every-week").   Tee it up, boys!


[smiley=golf.gif] ... Maybe,... if MJD didn't have the stats of four running backs every time I play you... [smiley=annoyed.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Nov 19th, 2009, 9:07pm

on 11/12/09 at 21:31:22, DirkDiggler wrote:
I would like to take a moment to thank Dave Trout for not taking my offer of a draft pick this week in exchange for his first round f/a pick because "[he is] going to use it".

Little did I know that his "use" of it would be wasted by not submitting a line up.

;D


Wow, two weeks in a row with no line up and the number 1 free agent pick not used.  Both weeks there were decent players to be had.........   ?.?.? >:(


[offtopic] Dave, I hope everything is ok with you and your family![/offtopic]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Nov 19th, 2009, 9:10pm
Joe-

Any reason you didn;t start Brady?

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Nov 19th, 2009, 10:39pm
[offtopic]Objectively speaking,... if Mark E and Ravenous T can pull off upsets this week of D-Quave, we gots ourselves some race to the finish...  We already do in terms of the race for plaques.  NINE teams very alive, at least for a plaque, this late in the season, UNHEARD OF!!! [smiley=ohshit.gif] AWESOME!!! [smiley=woohoo.gif][/offtopic]

As for Trout, one more week of no lineup submission and... uh-oh... [smiley=reaper.gif] or at least... [smiley=demonstration.gif]

As for Joe's biff,... [smiley=shootmyself.gif] manh-i kam-sa-ham-ni-da... as they say in Korean... [smiley=bow.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Nov 19th, 2009, 10:41pm
yes I screwed the pooch on this one.
My comp[uter has a virus and is in the shop, so I used my wife's work computer last night. I submitted Brees instead of Brady, becasue I have Brees in my other league. I fucked up, maybe Cassell plays well enough that the limit the damage.
The rest of my team may be strong enough to overcome this mistake. Besides I play Steg and Feder this week, so at least it wasn't Bohrer or Pak.

At least I got another WR off waivers. that is just what I needed...another WR!! LOL

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Nov 20th, 2009, 9:28am
We will see about that fuckwad!! I am sure that will be your excuse.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Nov 20th, 2009, 9:28pm
See what I mean Travis. I can't say shit w/o peckerwood going crazy.

Anyways Travis. I have a solid trade offer for you. I will send it to you.

Danny I don't have excuses like you, I admit my mistakes...I don't cry about injuries like you are doing, I man up and say that I don;t have enough depth. There is a huge difference IMO. I ahve been rather fortunate this year with injuries. Warner got hammered back to back weeks with Starting RBs going down, Mark lost his bets RB Turner, Frank, Steg and Travis too and I don't see them crying.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Nov 20th, 2009, 9:55pm

on 11/20/09 at 21:28:17, DOLFAN wrote:
Anyways Travis. I have a solid trade offer for you. I will send it to.


I look forward to seeing what "solid" there means...  I'm guess neither "clear-cut" nor "an even exchange".  T, I beg you...  If ridiculous, please do share... [smiley=lickinmychops.gif]

Sorry, Joe...  I'm just calling it the way I see it,... or the way I've seen it... [smiley=shrug.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Nov 21st, 2009, 1:43am
Oh yeah I forgot, I'm sorry guys. Ever since the Danny fiasco I now should just put all of my offers on the website to save everybody some phone calls. But since it mayl be posted here by some owners anyways, I don't mind sharing some of the info, but I don't want to share all of it because I would not want to start a bidding war and have Travis pull a Warner on me LOL...J/K

We are in the process of still negoitiating. I wont share the offers/counter offers, but I will say that we are trying to figure out if:

Boldin = (Percy Harvin and Trout's 2nd rounder.)

This is where we are as of now. So feel free guys to toss in your 2 cents. I think it's close, more on potential, or more on Boldin's decreased value??? You tell him/us. at this point it really doesn't matter because Danny will

[smiley=horse.gif] on whatever I throw out there, because my team sucks, my players are shitty...blah...blah...you know the rountine.
So go ahead and give us your feedback, although I don't thhink that this deal will go through because Travis may have 2-5 guys call him and ask about the specifics and see if they can make him a better deal. It's all fair game. I understand, we all talk about trade offers with other friends so it's all good.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Nov 21st, 2009, 10:21am

on 11/21/09 at 01:43:39, DOLFAN wrote:
Oh yeah I forgot, I'm sorry guys. Ever since the Danny fiasco I now should just put all of my offers on the website to save everybody some phone calls. But since it mayl be posted here by some owners anyways, I don't mind sharing some of the info, but I don't want to share all of it because I would not want to start a bidding war and have Travis pull a Warner on me LOL...J/K

We are in the process of still negoitiating. I wont share the offers/counter offers, but I will say that we are trying to figure out if:

Boldin = (Percy Harvin and Trout's 2nd rounder.)

This is where we are as of now. So feel free guys to toss in your 2 cents. I think it's close, more on potential, or more on Boldin's decreased value??? You tell him/us. at this point it really doesn't matter because Danny will

[smiley=horse.gif] on whatever I throw out there, because my team sucks, my players are shitty...blah...blah...you know the rountine.
So go ahead and give us your feedback, although I don't thhink that this deal will go through because Travis may have 2-5 guys call him and ask about the specifics and see if they can make him a better deal. It's all fair game. I understand, we all talk about trade offers with other friends so it's all good.


So if Boldin equals Percy Harvin and Trout's Second Rounder.....then just trade him Boldin. ;D

Or, trade him Trout's first rounder   :o

But to answer your question...while that may be a fair offer, I do not think it would benefit his team as much as Boldin.  And I am sure you are more willing to trade Harvin and a 2nd rounder because Boldin is a bigger benefit to your team.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Nov 21st, 2009, 10:46am
That's a good question.  

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Nov 21st, 2009, 1:56pm

on 11/21/09 at 01:43:39, DOLFAN wrote:
... although I don't thhink that this deal will go through because Travis may have 2-5 guys call him and ask about the specifics and see if they can make him a better deal. It's all fair game. I understand, we all talk about trade offers with other friends so it's all good.


Well, Joe, especially if you needlessly preannounce your dealings here on the board!  I mean, yes, of course, you're right that people can talk with whomever they please about whatever they please.  BUT, in all frankness, I don't know what your perception is, but I don't think people are sharing all too much information by way of personal contacts by phone or even e-mail...  Let's face it...  I'm kind of "command central", if you will, and I, unfortunately, speak to folks much less than I would like, but it is what it is at the moment...  Here's the run-down.  I've spoken to you, Joe, now two weeks in a row solely because of issues with your lineup submissions.  Before that, there was a good two weeks that went by that date back to that Week 8 nightmare that we didn't communicate and even that was by private message here, and you are the person I speak to most.  Second, would be Mark who I haven't spoken to for going on three weeks now.  On average, during the season, I speak with Mark probably about once every three weeks.  Warner I spoke with, almost solely for the purpose of trade, for the first time this season back heading into Week 8, and have not spoken with him since.  Trout I was speaking to a couple times a week up and through Week 7, but haven't heard from him since he called in his lineup last-minute and we cut that deal going into Week 9.  Danny I've spoken with about six times all season and all in clusters heading into/during Weeks 2 and 9.  Pak, though we keep in touch on family matters at least during the holidays and such, I spoke with for the first time in like forever, which bums me out mind you, about a week ago.  Travis I haven't spoken with since around the beginning of the season, I think Week 1, and that was just once; our exchanges by private message Week 8 regarding trade possibilities were very brief and nonsubstantial.  Frank I spoke briefly and last-minute with once all season around Week 3 when he was looking to unload James Davis (fortunately for me, I didn't fall victim to him like Trout did to you, Joe, moreover, picking up Davis for free a week later, thank you); Week 8, again when I was desperate, we had brief and nonsubstantial communication about trade possibilities by private message.  Last, BUT NOT LEAST, the best man at my wedding, DB I, to my great chagrin and I'm sure his as well, have NOT spoken with even once or, save for family matters about which we stay in touch, really been communicado all season!  Although with some time off here for T-day, I plan to change this sad reality (heads up, D).  Everyone above can corroborate these facts.  The premise I perceive that you, Joe, think kiboshes (might) get put on trades you offer due to people talking is a false one.  In any event, Joe, while I may be command central, [smiley=steg.gif] I think it is you who is "demand central", [smiley=frank.gif] and with all the unnecessary preannouncement trade talk you are famous for I think you are just shooting yourself in the foot. [smiley=secret.gif] As for others bringing your offers to the boards here, like ME, it's to put their absurdity on display; after all, nothing is going to happen anyway, so really no harm, no foul, just shits and giggles.  But, as I type that, there is a serious moment of realization there...  It's not people's talking; it's not people's valuing players differently, which has been the case since time immemorial; it is that you offer, sometimes utterly, LAUGHABLE [smiley=laugh.gif] deals (good tidings worth sharing with all) that you cut so few deals of any significance.  Words of Wisdom from The Steg... [smiley=zenmaster.gif] It is the mirror more than the magnifying glass that much more often shows you where the problem lies, at least the one you can do something about! :-/

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Nov 21st, 2009, 8:26pm
I shall like to elaborate on this tiny portion of my last post...


on 11/21/09 at 13:56:48, StegRock wrote:
... it's not people's valuing players differently...


To the degree that much ado has been made about the Jason Witten aspect of my trade with Mark, the point is being missed...  Mark wanted, went after one of my top (three) players, my 1b running back, Ryan Grant.  He knew that without any quarterbacks that particular week and only one moving forward as well as being fairly thin at RB, my precarious situation did not lend itself to moving Grant "easily".  But, he wanted him and he went after him.  At the very least, for a blue-chippish player like Grant, I needed a decent quarterback and some sort of running back.  He looked at his roster and saw that he had just that and then some to get the deal done, i.e. to try to avoid its going into "I've got to think about it" land, without even touching his regular starting lineup.  Jennings became a necessary part of the deal so as to infuse it with a little stability for me.  Hasselbeck, McFadden and Bush all have somewhat shaky futures, at least compared to Grant.  Grant has that entrenchedness that some of you have heard me refer to.  By adding Jennings, another backup for him mind you, into the deal, he gave me something in the way of longer-run stability, but at the least of the three positions.  At the end of the day, he procured for himself an all-important #1b/#2 running back for a bunch of backups, his #3 QB, #'s 4/5 RB's, and a #4 RC, the former three of whom lack the level of stability a fantasy footballer prefers.  Witten was somewhat of an afterthought.  But, at least, to the degree that he becomes a focal point of analysis of the trade the analysis is fallacious.  I had to make major cuts based on the trade.  He did not value Witten too highly, but he did value him.  It was more just replenishment for the receiver he added into the deal to get the deal done.  Note that this deal involved virtually NO haggling.  He offered it to me earlier in the week and stuck by the offer later in the week when I found myself coming back to him, and during that second phone call we literally cut the deal in like less than three minutes.  No bullshit splitting of hairs.  I know I am speaking for Mark here, but I think my representation is veracious and very accurate.  That's why I'm willing to lay it out here for all to read.  If Mark does chime in, I am confident that he will corroborate my reporting of the facts.

Now, bringing this around full-circle back to Joe, Hasselbeck versus, say, Cassel, advantage Hass; McFadden and Bush versus, say, Donald Brown and Choice, a wash; Jennings versus, say, Boldin, another wash, BUT could you imagine how NOWHERE an offer of, say, (a healthy) Benson (let's say a week ago or a week or two from now... if his injury status even really matters), a bump up from Grant mind you, and, say, Witten or Tony Gonzalez for Cassel, Brown, Choice and Boldin would go!?!?  It wouldn't even get off the ground.  I know.  Much less offers with Joe don't.  Frankly speaking, the same stands for Warner (I'm sorry, Steve, but, to be fair here, you emphatically turned down a similar, in fact a bit better of a deal than the one I made with Mark).  THAT, and nothing else such as background "gossip" or divergent player evaluation, the former begging the question and the latter a fallacy, is prohibitive of making big deals!  Joe, you often "randomly" say to dudes that you like so-and-so top player.  But, you don't really go after them.  It's like, when you say to me that you like Benson, I'm supposed to put together the deal that gets him to you, which is a waste of time (this is where I think Feder is legitimized in being fed up even though his expression of it is lame) because deals like the aforesaid just don't go anywhere with you.  You'd try to substitute like Garcon or Lance Moore for Boldin as well as get into seeking an advantage by playing the needly, never-ending draft pick game, which always results in "unhappy customers".  I am going to speak for myself here, but I think I speak for a bunch of the guys when I say that I prefer to begin trade talks with a legit deal and spend as little time as possible tweaking it.  It's just about making it match up, i.e. to halves of a whole.  I don't like starting with some bogus deal that greatly favors me that I then hope I can "bulldog" through but that doesn't make it all the way to being fair for my trading partner, at which point I, of course, if I were you, won't cut the deal. :-/

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Nov 22nd, 2009, 9:20am
Joe,

I hope Drew Bress plays well for you today!! You are more retarded then i actually thought.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Nov 22nd, 2009, 3:06pm
He actually is playing very well for me. I am crushing in my other elague where I am starting him....

Besides who needs Brady when you have Favre...can you say 4 TDs by mid 3rd quarter. Yeah!!!

and of course his day is done, so no morre stats from him. That sucks!!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Nov 22nd, 2009, 6:21pm

on 11/22/09 at 15:06:05, DOLFAN wrote:
He actually is playing very well for me. I am crushing in my other elague where I am starting him....


Last I checked, [smiley=checkin.gif] Joe, this board was for the GBRFL!  NOBODY, and I mean ABSOLUTELY NOBODY, here gives a rat's ass about how you are fairing in your other league!  Such a response is irrelevant in this venue.  I'm sure you have any of a number of players in other leagues that you don't have in this one.  I, myself, have Favre in the CBFL (a much more closely related league to this site, mind you), but... who HERE is supposed to care?  That Brees is helping you "crush in your other league" ::) has no relevance to us here.  Remember... non sequitur...???  Look it up... [smiley=uponreview.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Nov 24th, 2009, 11:40pm
WOW!!!!   [smiley=jawdroppin.gif]

Interesting game results. Looks like Bohrer is starting to walk away with it. We still have almost 40% of the games left.

Go get him Pak, you look like the best built team that can make a run at him.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Nov 24th, 2009, 11:41pm

on 11/20/09 at 09:28:21, IbdFunk wrote:
We will see about that fuckwad!! I am sure that will be your excuse.


I don't have an excuse. Just dumb ass luck.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Art Vandalay on Nov 25th, 2009, 10:19am
Yeah, thanks Joe. My freefall started when you Jinxed my team with a message like that.  Hopefully it works with Bohrer as well.

Sorry about my lapse in activity this month boys, but it's been all about High School football in this house lately. Steffen's team was ranked 6th in the state and it's been pretty exiting around here lately.

Anyway, my team sucks and I'm looking to throw some games to get a better lottery pick. I'd like to trade "guaranteed" wins for protection spots. Let me know if anyone is interested.

(Let's see what kind of reaction that garners me Joe)


Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Nov 26th, 2009, 12:42pm
Very interesting week this week. Very interesting.  ;)

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Nov 26th, 2009, 4:07pm
Not one player on my team has played and only one game into the week and no way im beating DB. How do you beat a team when his qb passes for 350 3 tds and df 250 yds, 10 pts, 4  ints ect.. His team is retarded!! DB, enjoy the domination while it lasts.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DB on Nov 26th, 2009, 7:05pm
Feder, please  [smiley=pullleeeeeeeze.gif]  [smiley=pullleeeeeeeze.gif].  You hosed me on that Crabtree for Jets Def deal.  I am going to be kicking myself for years.  Did you think that payback in the form of an asskicking wasn't going to happen?   [smiley=vice.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Nov 26th, 2009, 8:41pm
I can now add 305 and 2 tds from Romo and you had a df td.. I had no idea Jets were going to crash and burn. I got lucky with that , i needed it!!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Nov 28th, 2009, 4:59am
Now Danny, why didn't you make a post like this last week about my team?

?.?.?  :(

Nevermind...we all know why... :-X

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Nov 28th, 2009, 8:03am
Because as much as you think your team is great, DB team deserves the respect and is in another league then everyone's team. Joe, respect is earned, when you say intellegent things and or win something that actually means something in this league you may get comments like that. You are a fucking loser, anoying waste of breath in this league and would rather have my wife be a team owner as anoying as she is then you. Hopefully you have had much more success in your other leagues then ours especially since we have to hear about it every week!! This is coming from a 3 time champion bitch!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Nov 28th, 2009, 11:40pm
LOL, now that's the spirit. I missed you too Danny.
You are correct, I have never won a championship in this league yet. Maybe someday. All I can do is keep on trying.  

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Nov 29th, 2009, 7:19pm
UNfucking real!!! The 3 Wrs that  I sat had 234 yds and 3 TDS. That blows...

Make that 4 Wrs on the bench get over 50 yds and a TD.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Dec 3rd, 2009, 6:55pm
Danny nice trades bro! You made some blockbusters.

Just having fun w/ ya bro.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Dec 3rd, 2009, 6:59pm
Ya know what I have tried to give him the benefit of the doubt for many years.
Danny truly is an asshole!!!!

Welcome to the club DICKHEAD!!! Its nice to have another official member. The brotherhood is growing.

;D

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Dec 3rd, 2009, 10:27pm
Lets take a poll Joe so they all know what happened.

Joe calls me, i answer the phone and said i dont have time for your ridiculous offers good bye and hung the phone up! Seriously, i am too busy to listen to your reasoning of stupidity. I did not want to hear it at all and been down this road many times before with you. I actually said put it on email and send it to me.

My curiousity got the best of me so i called him back and he wanted to giver me a late first round pick for next year for Mike Sims Walker and i told him to stick it. I am not saying he is great or anything now but for a first year RC he is good with superstar upside in my humble opinion. We all know "usually" there is crap left in the draft after the 5 or 6th pick and we all know it usually takes 3 years for a rc to bloom. How is that being a dick? I just dont like dealing with idiots and am tired of your obnoxious ways.

I know my team has a lot of holes but one thing that has killed me in the past is lack of patience with my players. I have done a great job in drafting players and picking up players in free agency. I have done a lousy job in waiting for them to mature and giving them away or dropping them. Just to name a few, Maurice Jones Drew, Tom Brady, Reggie Wayne, so now i will be patient and hopefully in a year or two a guy like SIms Walker or Hakeem Nicks will be top 5 rcs. Time will tell i guess. Joe you are the dick!! Better yet go suck on one!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Dec 4th, 2009, 3:31am

on 12/03/09 at 22:27:07, IbdFunk wrote:
Lets take a poll Joe so they all know what happened.

Joe calls me, i answer the phone and said i dont have time for your ridiculous offers good bye and hung the phone up! Seriously, i am too busy to listen to your reasoning of stupidity. I did not want to hear it at all and been down this road many times before with you. I actually said put it on email and send it to me.

My curiousity got the best of me so i called him back and he wanted to giver me a late first round pick for next year for Mike Sims Walker and i told him to stick it. I am not saying he is great or anything now but for a first year RC he is good with superstar upside in my humble opinion.

I know my team has a lot of holes but one thing that has killed me in the past is lack of patience with my players.  Joe you are the dick!! Better yet go suck on one!


Most of this is correct. You did say to send you an email, you did say that stupidity thing, which really fucking pissed me off, you  told me "GOOD RIDDANCE!" then hung up the phone. You did reject this offer earlier in the week, actually countering stating that ONLY Trout's 1st rounder would be acceptable. I was just making a final casting call, as it were, to see if you changed your mind. I know that, based on your post a couple of weeks ago, you were still looking for early round draft picks. I figured that my 6th or 7th pick would do. We all know that there is a HUGE difference between a lottery and a 6-7th. I agree though that we should take a poll and see how many guys think Sims Walker is Mendenhall even up, which was 1 of the the...how did you put it..."Seriously, i am too busy to listen to your reasoning of stupidity." offers that you made me.
I just was very shocked that you were so rude and you insulted me too. That is what really pissed me off. I know that you have talked to many owners this week and couldn't get a deal done, and I feel that I made a fair offer, hell it could even be a lottery pick. Based on your feelings about the matter I thank you for the compliment....stating that my pick will be a late pick means that you think I have a shot at a plaque. Thanks Danny, there is a warm side to you afterall. It must be that XMAS spirit!!!  [smiley=santa.gif]

So to ease Danny's mind I think you guys should agree to his request and let us know what you think about:
1) My offer
2) His offer
3) His demand of a lottery pick for Sims Walker

Peace out and thanks to all that talked deals and did deals with me in the final push. I'm really looking forward to next year when my team will be a lot closer to being able to compete with DB.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Dec 4th, 2009, 8:31am
You think Mendenhall is the next coming of Barry Sanders, Pitt is not the same running team as they once were. I probably would of thrown something small into the pot as well but all i hear from you is how you want to trade him on your posts, that is why i went there. I was on a business call when you called, that is why i was rude because i was pissed off and you were the perfect person to take it out on.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Dec 6th, 2009, 4:19pm
[smiley=havinablast.gif]Any Meachem or Garcon believers now??? [smiley=dancin.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Dec 6th, 2009, 6:29pm

on 12/06/09 at 16:19:20, DOLFAN wrote:
[smiley=havinablast.gif]Any Meachem or Garcon believers now??? [smiley=dancin.gif]


The funny thing is you did not start either of them against me!  

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Dec 6th, 2009, 8:54pm

on 12/06/09 at 16:19:20, DOLFAN wrote:
[smiley=havinablast.gif]Any Meachem or Garcon believers now??? [smiley=dancin.gif]


::)

If we all did the same as you, Joe, and touted our scabby players whenever they were doing well (but remained otherwise silent, of course, when they sucked), this thread would be littered with nothing but bullshit.  How about a real good player that I couldn't sell to the likes of... you?  "[smiley=havinablast.gif]Any Witten believers now??? [smiley=dancin.gif]" (Said in the most sarcastic, overbite, retarded, redneck tone, mind you.)  Give me,... us a break!  I'm understanding what about you annoys the hell out of Danny. :-/ And, as Steve pointed out, are you asking us or yourself?  But, "to your credit", it's you doing your usual little childish hackneyed "I told you so," "I gotcha," routine [smiley=cantcatch.gif] as if anybody really laments not dealing with you for an overpriced Garcon or Meachem. [smiley=gimmeabreak.gif] This week notwithstanding, Garcon and Meachem would still be on the cusp of being cut from my team.  I have to echo Danny when he says, "Win something, bitch!"  At the very least, how about (metaphorically, of course) putting your money where your mouth is and, at least, start putting these guys in your lineup? [smiley=impatient.gif]

Oh,... and "[smiley=havinablast.gif]Any Jacobs believers now??? [smiley=dancin.gif]"  ...  Slaton... [smiley=crickets.gif] ... [smiley=silence.gif] Karma...  Gotta love it! [smiley=yes.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Art Vandalay on Dec 6th, 2009, 9:55pm
I believe!! I believe!! Good God Almighty, I Believe!!

I didn't even know Jacobs could catch.

"And starting for the Brady Bunch....Number 27 on his uniform and number 1 in your hearts....Brandon Jacobs!!!!"

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Dec 6th, 2009, 10:00pm
I could say something like this:
"You guys crack me up!!! This post was more towards Pak and I conversation I had with him this week dumbasses!!! I told him that I was not confident enough in Garcon or Meachem to be full time starters. I told him I was not sure what there vaule was, if any??? I figured he would get a kick out of it.
Just for your info Stegmiester, I was going to trade Garcon to Warner for a 3rd round pick, which I thought was about his value, but he got a much better WR in Jennings from you. Beside how is he overpriced if I never heard an offer, or told anybody what I would take for them. The only guy I got an offer from is Warner.

Meachem is a guy that has no trade value, but guys would like to have on their team, per my conversation with Travis.
Since I traded my STUD WR Boldin away, I split the difference by starting Garcon and Harvin in different games. I am sold on Vernon Davis though...and Sidney Rice...and Percy Harvin....and now Meachem and Garcon. Vincent Jackson, not so much on, He just flat out sucks. Oh by the way does any other team in this league have 6 Top 30 WRs on tehre team...this is of course after trading yet another top 15 WR away for a top 10 RB. I think not!!!
I also had a few owners last week tell me to keep up the trash talk because they find it funny as hell, and the site is "BORING" without it. They told me to keep it up and not worry about what other guys think. So if my BLIND SQUIRRELS can find 4 top 30 WRs off of the waiver wire then you all can kiss my ass. Don't get pissy becasue I got them and you didn't.
That's ok, these guys will be available fro trade during the offseason.
Oh yeah, and in regards to the Danny...annoying thing...I get it. It's OK when Joe's team sucks and he is the league "YES MAN", but when his team starts being good and he tosses some BS or smack back at the league, then he becomes annoying??? "

But I wont. I will just say, "Yes Steg" I am annoying. Or is it entertaining?
This should be fun.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by T-Rave on Dec 7th, 2009, 1:08am
Okay, bitches, fair warning.  Beware the triple-A threat.  [smiley=waitinforu.gif]  Antonio, Andre, and Anquan defeated Mark Hahn's stacked receiving corps this week (Colston, Marshall, Ochocinco), not because Hahn's receivers had a bad week (3 tds, 323 yards, 12.9 y/r), but because AAA was on fire [smiley=flamewar.gif]: I got 3 tds, 407 yards, and 14.5 y/r.  (Incidentally, Anquan didn't have a catch in the second half.)

YIKES!  [smiley=yikes.gif]  19 days out of 20 Mark's output garners him 14 points, minimum; this day it got him 5, and me 15.  That's rough, brother.  

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Dec 7th, 2009, 6:53am
[smiley=shootmyself.gif]

This smiley sums up my feelings as my team loses to Trout's no line-up, no free agent pick up, last place team.

Campbell and Alex Smith torched Manning and Rivers. And the triple threat of Buckhalter, Felix Jones, and Justin Fargas beat my RBs. UGH!

On the positive side, I believe I beat Joe and his 6 top 30 receivers aided strongly by the N.O. defense stinking and his lack of kicker.


Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DB on Dec 7th, 2009, 10:28am
Me too.  Trout's shit squad had a big week and my game with him may be close.   [smiley=ohshit.gif]  If Rodgers has a good game, I should be ok.  

I'm sure I got smoked by Frank, who is doing a terrible job of "tanking" by the way.   [smiley=tonguin.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Drew Rosenhaus on Dec 7th, 2009, 2:31pm

on 12/07/09 at 01:08:58, T-Rave wrote:
Okay, bitches, fair warning.  Beware the triple-A threat.  [smiley=waitinforu.gif]  Antonio, Andre, and Anquan defeated Mark Hahn's stacked receiving corps this week (Colston, Marshall, Ochocinco), not because Hahn's receivers had a bad week (3 tds, 323 yards, 12.9 y/r), but because AAA was on fire [smiley=flamewar.gif]: I got 3 tds, 407 yards, and 14.5 y/r.  (Incidentally, Anquan didn't have a catch in the second half.)

YIKES!  [smiley=yikes.gif]  19 days out of 20 Mark's output garners him 14 points, minimum; this day it got him 5, and me 15.  That's rough, brother.  

[smiley=surrender.gif]

Unbelievable for sure but AAA did have a fantastic week. Looks like you got our game. On a different take...


on 12/06/09 at 16:19:20, DOLFAN wrote:
[smiley=havinablast.gif]Any Meachem or Garcon believers now??? [smiley=dancin.gif]



on 12/06/09 at 22:00:26, DOLFAN wrote:
You guys crack me up!!! This post was more towards Pak and I conversation I had with him this week dumbasses!!!


Whew! Good to have that one cleared up. I, for one, did think that post was for everyone and not just Pak. And for a second there, I was a believer. Glad I can go back to seeing them both as good #5's.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Dec 7th, 2009, 3:25pm
My team got hammered this week. My WRs did well, but not enough to cover my kicker getting inactive. Oh well, I can still get maybe 5th place. I think my shot for a plaque is over.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Art Vandalay on Dec 7th, 2009, 9:47pm
Hey, looks like we're finally talking about football again. Great to see. For a while there it was like watching an episode of Desparate Housewives.

I'm trying to tank the games but you guys are really that bad. I'm considering picking up Barry, Deion and Colonel Sanders and starting them to see if that helps.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Dec 7th, 2009, 10:22pm
We apologize for the interruption.  Back to your regularly scheduled programming:  Desperate Housewives...


on 12/06/09 at 22:00:26, DOLFAN wrote:
I could say something like this:
"You guys crack me up!!! This post was more towards Pak and I conversation I had with him this week dumbasses!!! I told him that I was not confident enough in Garcon or Meachem to be full time starters. I told him I was not sure what there vaule was, if any??? I figured he would get a kick out of it.


Gee, Joe, my mind-reading skills [smiley=sultan.gif] need a little brushing up these days...  If what you state above were the case, then why didn't your post read, "[smiley=havinablast.gif] PAK, any Meachem or Garcon believers now??? [smiley=dancin.gif]"

Oh, wait a minute, that wouldn't work...  No wonder my extra-sensory powers [smiley=crystalball.gif] were clouded,... and others were misled, as well...  What you state above isn't the case...  In your post, you wrote, "... believerS."  Furthermore, if it was to Pak specifically, why did you post it here?  Why didn't you send him a private message?  Oh,... wait a minute...  Because it wasn't just to Pak.  That was an ex post facto fabrication,... eh-hem,... a cover-up lie.

BUT, we are the "dumb asses"...  I mean, I know it's all in fun, but there is a point at which it goes from fun to dumb, and, ironically, it did just that when you made a dumb-ass excuse for your post but in the process called US dumb asses. [smiley=gimmeabreak.gif] ... [smiley=Uwent2far.gif] You just can't get away with a juvenile move like that that makes NO sense and in which you twist it around, calling us "dumb asses", without it's reflecting poorly on you (your psychology, reasoning skills, attention span, rhetorical tack, scruples, interpersonal or, as they say, people skills, etc., etc.).  This is the legit side of Danny's gripe. [smiley=yes.gif] In fact, it, the more I'm realizing it, legitimizes his inane, nasty, non sequitur responses to you.  He's just doing to you what you tend to do to him and everybody, but for him frustration is coming out in the process, whereas, for you it's some sissy-ass sidestepping and after-the-fact made-up bullshit and passive-aggression.

Bottom line, you're so full of shit, Joe, and that, and nothing else, is what gets you into hot water. [smiley=drown.gif] During "trade talks", you "floated" Garcon and Meachem by me, and I'm sure I'm not the only one.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Dec 8th, 2009, 12:07am
Believe what you will Steg. Call Pak and call Tarvis, and ask them.  
Sure there is some bullshit in there, isn't that what this thread is about? MY GODDNESS...when did everything in here get so serious. I guess I shouldn't have listen to the other owners telling me to "keep up the BS trash talk" if I had known that some of owners would get all fired up over a BS post like this. I guess you guys can tell the difference between sarcasm and fun...o0ne in the same...you decide.
Steg I know that this post botheres you most becasue you own Anthony Gonzalez, for you it may be a bit personal, your post certainly sounded like it. Again I am not a 100% believer in these guy, but it is growing.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Dec 8th, 2009, 1:00am

on 12/08/09 at 00:07:22, DOLFAN wrote:
Believe what you will Steg. Call Pak and call Tarvis, and ask them.


Can someone please explain to Joe briefly why this part of his response is silly bordering on 3rd grade, or do I have to?  ...  I'm sure I have to.  It's more entertaining that way, anyway, I suppose.  ...  Moron, you're totally missing the point.  Did you flush your A.D.S. pills down the drain or something? [smiley=downthetubes.gif] It's not my or anyone's "belief" about your original post or subsequent (lame) claim that's the problem.  What you wrote is the problem!  It simply does not say what you now claim you meant.  It does not address (either) Pak (or now Travis), and that it is specifically supposed to seems to defy common sense.  Who cares who it's addressing?  I'm even admitting that the likes of Garcon and Meachem came up in and were quickly knocked by me out of our "trade talks".  That's technically fuel for your fire.  Isn't your point to throw it in all our faces?  Just admit it, and let's move on... on that note.  You threw it in our faces; we disagreed and trash-talked back, and that's that for that.  I'm critiquing your mode of communication and the silliness of your response, not its content.  Though I, of course, disagree with the content of your claim, it's not the object of my critique.  I already, with great wit if I must say so myself, [smiley=whistle.gif] stated my disagreement.  It's just that your self-justificatory... or tendentious response is ridiculous... and, might I add, totally unnecessary.  I mean, either a) your response exhibits a weak and, might I add again, unnecessary attempt at self-justification [propelled, I can only surmise, by your need to constantly defend yourself and, in any event, get in the final word and somehow, no matter how tortured, show in the process how your interlocutor is wrong and misguided, which is VERY frustrating [smiley=frustrated.gif] because you either set yourself up to be misunderstood to begin with (passive) or, worse yet, in a somewhat condescending way as if WE missed something, pull some after-the-fact bullshit out of your ass, which your interlocutor had no way of knowing beforehand (aggressive... and very 3rd grade, might I add), or some combination of the two, which is what I suspect (by definition passive-aggressive)] OR b) your original post is simply not at all clear (in relation to what/with whom you claim you meant to communicate).


Quote:
Steg I know that this post botheres you most becasue you own Anthony Gonzalez, for you it may be a bit personal, your post certainly sounded like it. Again I am not a 100% believer in these guy, but it is growing.


[smiley=pullleeeeeeeze.gif] Now, Joe is going to play mind-reader... [smiley=sultan.gif] ... [smiley=gimmeabreak.gif] Gonzalez, I assure you, did not even enter my mind as I made my post.  Again, the thrust of my argument here is, IF YOU CAN'T TELL, not related to the fantasy football content of your post.  ...  But, whatever, this is just more (passive-aggressive) smokescreen. :-/

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Dec 9th, 2009, 12:20am
D, come on...  Enough with the self-deprecation...  I mean, it wasn't even close...


on 12/07/09 at 10:28:56, DB wrote:
Me too.  Trout's shit squad had a big week and my game with him may be close.   [smiley=ohshit.gif]  If Rodgers has a good game, I should be ok.  

I'm sure I got smoked by Frank, who is doing a terrible job of "tanking" by the way.   [smiley=tonguin.gif]


Your team rocks!  It's time for you to...

[smiley=discoball.gif]
[smiley=booya.gif]


Oh, and, then there's the false (calculated, passive-aggressive???) self-deprecation of Joe...


on 12/07/09 at 15:25:29, DOLFAN wrote:
My team got hammered this week. My WRs did well, but not enough to cover my kicker getting inactive. Oh well, I can still get maybe 5th place. I think my shot for a plaque is over.


Your team rots.  It is time for you to... [smiley=zipit.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DB on Dec 9th, 2009, 12:35pm
I saw the results and I am really shocked.  I didn't mean to be self-deprecating but from the actual results I could see how you thought that.  I can't access the spreadsheet from work but I'll chalk it up to my own stupidity.

I really thought my game with Trout was close prior to Aaron Rodgers 3 TD.  Parsons' Project had a really good week.  I knew I won DEF and receiving but he won rushing and had like 700 yards and 5 TD passing.  If Rodgers had 1 TD instead of 3, he would have won passing.  In that case, I thought it would be close but I did not calculate fumbles, averages, bonuses or anything like that.  In any event, i was way off for the second time, so I will stick to waiting for the results.   :-X

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Dec 9th, 2009, 10:48pm

on 12/09/09 at 12:35:20, DB wrote:
In any event, i was way off for the second time, so I will stick to waiting for the results.   :-X


No, D...  You just need to stop thinkin' about the results, period, and start... [smiley=dancin.gif] ... [smiley=yes.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Jan 3rd, 2010, 1:40pm
Good thing you are playing to win Joe.    ;)

You started BRADY in a week in which you knew he would be benched early when you could of EASILY started him in ANY playoff game?

No cuts when your defense is resting every starter this week ?  (and you could of had the defense play a week in the playoffs.)



And you started Cassell over Farve when you could of had Farve in the playoffs??  

LT could of been in the playoffs instead of week 17.

I am sure there was no motivation to move into the bottom 5............  (next time, try to not be so obvious)   :-X


Apathy should not be rewarded!!!!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Jan 3rd, 2010, 1:52pm
Guy's given me enough grief this year (notwithstanding the sweet talk from time to time) for a few years henceforth, so let's pile it on here at season's end...

This is from his lineup submission this week...


Quote:
PlayerDrop1: I have nobody that I want to cut!!!
FA1-1: If I did though
FA1-2: I would take James Jones
FA1-3: ReBeLs


[smiley=gimmeabreak.gif]

First of all, you don't just "take" any free-agent; you request them, but in this case you wouldn't take shit (well, so to speak ;)) as the would-be "requested" player isn't even a free-agent.  And, in any case, you don't have ANYone you want to cut?  WOW!  Proud Week 17 moment,... especially in light of Steve's observation. ::)

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Jan 3rd, 2010, 2:27pm
In all seriousness, I do think it is BS that a team does not field their best line up when a lottery pick is at stake.  Joe's line up is blatently pathetic.  

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Jan 3rd, 2010, 4:31pm

on 01/03/10 at 14:27:05, DirkDiggler wrote:
In all seriousness, I do think it is BS that a team does not field their best line up when a lottery pick is at stake.  Joe's line up is blatently pathetic.  


Ya...blatently pathetic enough to win 2 games this week loser!!! Warner... if...and that's a BIG IF!!!... you ever can seem top field a team that doesn't end up with a lottery pick, then you can talk about something. I haven't won shit here either, but at least I have been able to make trades to be good in the future. Until then just continue to field a shitty team with your lottery picks. My starters will win me both games this week.
Maybe I should have started Derek Alexander instead of Brady, Pierre Garcon instead of Sidney Rice, and Sammy Morris instead of Mendenhall.  
I don't appreciate you making this BS allegation, it actually pisses me off!!! I have worked very hard the past 2 years to get out of the cellar to be able to beat Trout, Frank and the like. I did not start in guys in the post season this year, but I rarely do anyway.  I don't like waiting until the superbowl to see how I did.  I assure you that I will kick Mark's ass this week.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Jan 3rd, 2010, 4:49pm
Joe-

Truly, Hasn't it been predicted all week that Tom Brady was going to be benched?  Why start him in week 17 versus the playoffs?  

In week 17, Tomlinson is questionable.  Pierre Thomas was out.  So instead of starting either of those players in the playoffs, you would prefer to fall to your number 5 RB D Brown?  Does that make ANY sense?  No way you can justify that D Brown is better than Thomas or Tomlinson in the playoffs!  It seems the pattern continues at every position........

With the Saints resting ALL of their starters, do you really mean to tell me that they are your best team?  Why not start the saints Def in the playoffs? Or, go pick another defense by dropping the Saints.

At WR.....Vincent Jackson starting with Volek at QB in a meaningless game versus starting him in a playoff game with Rivers at QB?  Please.

When all is said and done your team may have a good week.  But step back and look.  Going into the week, are you going to REALLY say you fielded the best team you could ?  If you do, I would be the one who would call BS.  Be pissed all you want, I am just calling what I see  is obvious.  At EVERY position (except kicker) you did not take advantage of the week 17 rule and field the best team.  


Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Jan 3rd, 2010, 5:11pm
Brady was not going to be benched from what I heard, and he played the whole game.
LT2 is playing too dumbass, and should get me TD. I would rather start him against the Skins shitty DEF than either the Pats, Baltimore, CINN, Texans or Jets during the playoffs.
I don't have the Saints Defense you idiot!!! I have not had them for about a month.
After the last 2 weeks that VJK has had I hoped that he would play too, he did not, no biggy. I hoped that he would.

Did I field the best team that I could, hell I can't seem to do that any fucking week. I usually bench some guys with good games, don't we all, who the hell knows. I did field a team that I though could win me both games and hopefully win me 4th place. You can think what you want, but I should win both games this week. My guys are doing ok so far except Brady with no TDs.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Jan 3rd, 2010, 5:23pm

on 01/03/10 at 17:11:13, DOLFAN wrote:
Brady was not going to be benched from what I heard, and he played the whole game.
LT2 is playing too dumbass, and should get me TD. I would rather start him against the Skins shitty DEF than either the Pats, Baltimore, CINN, Texans or Jets during the playoffs.
I don't have the Saints Defense you idiot!!! I have not had them for about a month.
After the last 2 weeks that VJK has had I hoped that he would play too, he did not, no biggy. I hoped that he would.

Did I field the best team that I could, hell I can't seem to do that any fucking week. I usually bench some guys with good games, don't we all, who the hell knows. I did field a team that I though could win me both games and hopefully win me 4th place. You can think what you want, but I should win both games this week. My guys are doing ok so far except Brady with no TDs.



Let me respond in kind.  

First- I am not the fucking idiot who listed N.O. defense in their line up!  Sorry I did not know I needed to compare your actual roster to what you listed in your line up.  Dumb ass.  The argument still stands.....the Pats resting starters against a potent Houston offense.

Second, in regard to Tomlinson, I said he was listed as questionable, not out.  (read before you speak)  Do you really think someone who was banged up was going to play alot, especially in a MEANINGLESS game that the Chargers said that starters if they played at all would not play much?   So your justification is pathetic.......

Bottom line is that no matter how you justify, you knowingly did not field the best team.  

And one last thing....New England would be abbreviated N.E. not N.O.


Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Jan 3rd, 2010, 6:11pm
I did not know that I put N.O. instead of N. E. , truly sorry about that.
The rest I will stand by, and really don't give a fuck what you think. Just because your team sucks means nothing to me. Are you going to tell me that ever single team started their best lineup. That would be impossible...except for Bohrer though he never has to change anything his to have his best lineup.
Best lineup, who knows, maybe not by your eyes. But I have had many disagreements this year with many owners about thge valuation of players, so this BS really doesn't surprise me. I started guys that I thought would win me games. Period.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Jan 18th, 2010, 9:24am
Joe-

Looking like your 'best line up' lost both games and you got the lottery pick you so desired.  I applaud your strategy [smiley=cheers.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Jan 19th, 2010, 12:15am

on 01/18/10 at 09:24:06, DirkDiggler wrote:
Joe-

Looking like your 'best line up' lost both games and you got the lottery pick you so desired.  I applaud your strategy [smiley=cheers.gif]


Yea,... it's a shame... for Joe.  He will never get it...  What comes around goes around.  With ALL due respect to Pakman, whom I am VERY happy for, mind you, in that he's getting his first GBRFL plaque, Joe's shenanigans may have cost Travis, who, by the way, would very well get my vote for coach of the year if we still had that award, a plaque.  That ill energy just doesn't go away.  Besides that, the whole positioning yourself in the lottery tends, at the very least in the long run if not the short run as well, only to be the defeatist, losing strategy that it is. [smiley=thumbsdown.gif] In some quarters this is all called "karma".  Joe has no understanding of that.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Drew Rosenhaus on Feb 1st, 2010, 12:35pm

on 01/03/10 at 16:31:08, DOLFAN wrote:
Ya...blatently pathetic enough to win 2 games this week loser!!!


on 01/03/10 at 16:31:08, DOLFAN wrote:
I don't appreciate you making this BS allegation, it actually pisses me off!!!


on 01/03/10 at 16:31:08, DOLFAN wrote:
I assure you that I will kick Mark's ass this week.


[smiley=crystalball.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Feb 2nd, 2010, 4:19pm

on 01/19/10 at 00:15:16, StegRock wrote:
Joe's shenanigans may have cost Travis, who, by the way, would very well get my vote for coach of the year if we still had that award, a plaque.


Trav definitely had a hell of a year.  We all mocked him for swapping 1st round picks in 2010 with Mark.....it could get Trav into the lottery since Mark may finish in the bottom 5.


Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DB on Sep 8th, 2010, 2:08pm
Week 1 lineup is in and we're ready to go.  No smack necessary.  No need for predictions either.  It does feel good to put in a line-up though.   [smiley=footballsmiley.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Sep 8th, 2010, 4:51pm
I write the following in fear of turning this thread from a [smiley=arguing.gif] thread into a [smiley=huddle.gif] thread, but oh well... [smiley=shrug.gif]


on 09/08/10 at 14:08:49, DB wrote:
Week 1 lineup is in and we're ready to go.  No smack necessary.  No need for predictions either.  It does feel good to put in a line-up though.   [smiley=footballsmiley.gif]


Here, here... [smiley=cheers.gif] Good times! [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Sep 8th, 2010, 4:56pm
Well we can start off the season strong:

FEDER YOUR TEAM SUCKS!!! i SAY THAT YOU WILL FINISH IN THE SIMILAR PLACE AS LAST YEAR...BOTTOM 5 FOR SURE.

Let's have some fun this year boys.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Sep 8th, 2010, 7:28pm
Joe, you suck cow cock! Oh, i was told you also fist fuck sheeps!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Sep 8th, 2010, 7:30pm

on 09/08/10 at 19:28:37, IbdFunk wrote:
Joe, you suck cow cock! Oh, i was told you also fist fuck sheeps!


[smiley=hellyeafunny.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=LMFAO.gif] [smiley=sinister.gif] [smiley=rollinwithlaughter.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DB on Sep 13th, 2010, 9:24am
Wow, I think I really fell from my high horse this week.  [smiley=broncofan.gif] Smoked.  But it's week one.  Maybe I will get a good free agent this week.  At least that Forte for Romo deal is looking good even though Forte was on my bench.  But it's week one.   [smiley=horseshoe.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Art Vandalay on Sep 13th, 2010, 5:02pm
Hey on a different topic, when do we have to put in our week one lineups ?.?.? ?.?.? ?.?.? ?.?.? ?.?.? ?.?.? ?.?.?

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Sep 13th, 2010, 10:37pm

on 09/13/10 at 17:02:01, Art Vandalay wrote:
Hey on a different topic, when do we have to put in our week one lineups ?.?.? ?.?.? ?.?.? ?.?.? ?.?.? ?.?.? ?.?.?


Your default lineup was pretty good this week.......  Glad I wasn't playing you. :D

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Sep 16th, 2010, 8:29pm
DB the change of power is upon us. I kicked your ass this week. I have been waiting to dethrone you...that will have to wait until years end, for now I will merely enjoy the Victory, since I haven't beaten you in 2 years. This is clearly a chink in the armor, as it were.

Watch out for Pakman lurking about. He is so quiet...just hovering about...you got me by 1 pt this week my friend. Next time I will have the Victory!!!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Sep 18th, 2010, 3:23am
I am searching for my can of WHOOP ASS. I should locate it soon, and when I do I plan on opening it up!!! [smiley=alcoholic.gif]  [smiley=deal.gif]
[smiley=loudnclear.gif] [smiley=lickinmychops.gif]
I wonder if I can remember how to open it...it has been soooo long.
[smiley=gunsablazin.gif] [smiley=cheerleader.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Sep 18th, 2010, 2:19pm
Heya, Joe...  Daunte's "peaking" again!?!? [smiley=ohshit.gif] You gotta get him back on your radar... [smiley=radar.gif] Check it out:  http://www.fantasyfootballer.com/cgi-bin/theGridiron/YaBB.cgi?board=58;action=display;num=1236801203.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Sep 18th, 2010, 2:39pm
I don't have room for him on my roster. I can't just add four guys like you at the drop of a hat, any and every week. My team is too deep. I guess I could cut Colt McCoy and snag C-PEP for ole times sake.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Sep 18th, 2010, 3:49pm
Yea, Joe, that's because I don't have an overinflated view of the players on my roster and hold out hope for the Culpeppers of the world and hold on to the dime-a-dozen Robert Meachems as if they are really worth more than a second-round free-agent pick. [smiley=bawling.gif][smiley=mywhippinboy.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Pakman on Sep 20th, 2010, 11:49am
Joe,

Your trade with DB is looking really bad right now.  Jahvid Best was insane this past week  :o.  DB is probably  [smiley=havinablast.gif].  

You may have just handed him another championship.  

Well DB, nice trade.  Here's hoping that your team finally succumbs to some injuries! ;D


Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Sep 20th, 2010, 7:41pm
That is exactly what I was trying to do...hane DB another championship. I figured it was the least I could do after kicking his ASS week one!!!!!!!!!!!

I tried to hand the championship to 3-4 other owners with the Best deal, but they all thought it sucked and/or he would not be the #1 option for the Lions.

I guess we can just say that we now know the reason why DB is back2back champion...because he can really see the value of guys....or maybe I just can't draft guys...either way....he can't win games when he has guys like that on the BENCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Of course it could always just be dumb luck...kinda like Randy getting a TD this week....
...Makes ya wanna say HMMM!!!!!!! [smiley=blush.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DB on Sep 21st, 2010, 9:29am
Nice try, Pak.  This is your year.  My plan of rebuilding/reloading while I win will only work if my starters live up to their high billing.  Having J. Best, Forte, Freeman, etc. have nice games on my bench means nothing.  I think I am off to a 1-3 start so this this is going to be wide open.

I think the deal really works for Joe's team as well.  Moss is a guarenteed 1200/10.  Of course, if Best turns out to be a great back, well I guess this will be another Aaron Rodgers for Travis Henry deal.  Remember that one, Joe?  How is old Travis doing these days anyway?

By the way, since I would like to start Best now that he is amazing, I am willing to trade either Deangelo or Steven Jackson at a reasonable price.  I would not give them away as both are still top backs, but now is a rare time where I would make a deal if it works for my team.  I would be interested in a QB or a package with first round draft picks.  Email me if interested.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Sep 23rd, 2010, 12:34pm
The most revealing thing about the processing of this week's results may actually regard last week... :-/


on 09/16/10 at 20:29:10, DOLFAN wrote:
Watch out for Pakman lurking about. He is so quiet...just hovering about...you got me by 1 pt this week my friend. Next time I will have the Victory!!!


This yadda-yadda was revealed to be untrue...  Joe had a kicker in his lineup that he neither had on his roster nor even requested from the waiver wire.  I picked it off when running this week's stats.  As such, Joe lost his game to Pak by a more substantial figure than just one point, double digits in fact.

I'm just happy that it didn't impact the Week 1 standings at all... [smiley=dodged.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Sep 26th, 2010, 4:13pm
Dam it. Detroit had the ball on the 10 yard line on Minnesota.   A TD would of scored me a win this week as I needed Detroit to get 9 yards and 7 points in order for the Ravens to beat the Vikings Defense.   Instead, Shaun Hills INT finalizedthe loss in  INT, Points, AND Yards.  

Between that and my brilliant decision to NOT start Peyton Hillis I have all but guaranteed my first loss of the year.

Congrats TRAV!!!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Oct 7th, 2010, 9:11pm
Boy, old Frankie rolled the dice this past week and got burnt...  He went without a kicker on purpose and lost in overtime! [smiley=shootmyself.gif] OUCH! [smiley=doh.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Oct 7th, 2010, 9:21pm

on 10/07/10 at 21:11:12, StegRock wrote:
Boy, old Frankie rolled the dice this past week and got burnt...  He went without a kicker on purpose and lost in overtime! [smiley=shootmyself.gif] OUCH! [smiley=doh.gif]


More than DOH!!  It is WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?    You could of beat the defending champion. (and I could of had a 2 game lead!)

Dam it.  

It is not like you don't have lots of players you could drop  :)  Like maybe......LONGWELL.


Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Oct 10th, 2010, 10:16pm
[smiley=bendover.gif]

0-2 this week

so much for 1st

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Oct 11th, 2010, 9:36am
Warner
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[smiley=bendover.gif]
  |
 ME

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Oct 11th, 2010, 9:53am
Thats good because i got smoked from db this week..

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Oct 12th, 2010, 9:57am
Let me make sure you get some of this too, Travis, boddy...

Travis
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[smiley=bendover.gif]
  |
 ME

Or, maybe, for you it's some sweet chin music...

ME
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[smiley=gettinridden.gif]
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Travis

That is, balls on your chin!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Oct 17th, 2010, 9:31pm
Joe, for all the shit talking you do, you do suck. It was nice kicking your ass on a week in which my team sucked. I mean really, how bad is your team? So nice that you are in the basement, i guess your season projections are going to shit like your team. It is great everyday we all dont need to hear your predictions and jaw yacking about your team and great analysis of players. You suck, your team sucks and go fuck yourself!!!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DB on Oct 27th, 2010, 4:56pm
Having Kenny Britt's 200+ yards and 3 TD on my bench really sucks, especially when this was a last-minute switch out of my line-up.  

I would have really liked to have beaten the last place team by a few more points after that owner's week 1 trash talk and predictions of a "change of power" (See September 16th post).  I can only take satisfaction in the fact that having Britt on my bench may have hurt that team's chances when they are once again in the draft lottery.  

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Oct 28th, 2010, 8:39pm
Dam it!   For the second time this season, the Laborers of Pocket Hercules has beaten me.   UGH!!!!  

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Flesh is Fantasy on Oct 31st, 2010, 11:15am
Joe...your sooo damn good! I fight for this #1 FA pick each week and you are just so fuckin bad, that I can't steal it away from you. Congrats on the massive amount of time and effort you have put into each of those 2 wins. VERY impressive!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Oct 31st, 2010, 1:13pm
Thanks Dave for the encouraging words...I feel the love....

You are STILL BITTER I see about me not trading you Vernon (the TD MACHINE) Davis. Instead you gave Warner a free pick for Driver who didn't even catch a single fucking pass!!!!

Trout
  !
  !
  !
   [smiley=bendover.gif]
           !
           !
           !
       Warner

I bet I kick your ass next time we play. My team needs work, no doubt, but I will end the season with a better record than you.
See ya in the funny papers.  

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Flesh is Fantasy on Oct 31st, 2010, 7:49pm
Really shooting for the stars Joey; worried about beating me? Vernon (the TD machine) Davis came up HUGE today! 1-12...just in case your follwing your pathetic band of losers. Anyone care to chime in on Joe's assessment of Vernon Davis: "he would be a #2 receiver on any team in this league, with the possible exception of Bohrer." What an amazing evaluator of talent you are!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Oct 31st, 2010, 10:53pm
I have been saying all along how pathetic he is. Joe sucks big fat moose cock!!!!!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by T-Rave on Nov 1st, 2010, 12:33pm

on 10/31/10 at 19:49:39, Flesh is Fantasy wrote:
Anyone care to chime in on Joe's assessment of Vernon Davis: "he would be a #2 receiver on any team in this league, with the possible exception of Bohrer."


Yeah, I'll chime in: I don't know what Joe's smoking.  Where to start . . . Let me just run through some of the teams in our league:

#1: COOPER - Bohrer's receivers move to the kiddie pool when my receivers show up to the party.  Vernon Davis would never sniff the starting lineup on my roster.  In fact, he wouldn't even be my bye-week fill-in -- Andre Johnson, Anquan Boldin, Antonio Gates, and Mike Williams are all ahead of him.  So he'd be the #5 receiver on my roster.

#2: PAK - Vernon Davis wouldn't even make the starting lineup on Rob Pak's team: he'd have to be inserted ahead of Reggie Wayne and Calvin Johnson and DeSean Jackson.  That ain't happening (except in case of injury, obviously).

#3: FEDER- The same might be true for Danny Feder.  Is Vernon Davis better than either Hakeem Nicks or Miles Austin?  No.  Is he better than the #3 receiver on Danny's team -- Dallas Clark?  Maybe (at this point, yes, if only because Clark is done for the year; but when healthy, I'd take Clark).  So Davis would NOT be Danny's #2 receiver; he MIGHT be Danny's #3 receiver (maybe), at best.

#4: BOHRER -- I think Bohrer actually has the 3rd or 4th best receiving corps in the league -- not the first, as Joe implied.  And Joe has already admitted that Vernon Davis would probably not be Bohrer's second-best receiver, so 'nuff said.

#5: HAHN - I don't think Mark Hahn would insert Vernon Davis into his lineup as his #2 receiver.  Is Vernon Davis better than 4 of the following 5 receivers on Hahn's roster: Brandon Marshall, Chad Ochocinco, Dez Bryant, Braylon Edwards, and Marques Colston?  Highly debatable -- highly.

#6: TROUT - If I were Dave Trout, I wouldn't consider Vernon Davis my #2 receiver.  He's got Austin Collie and Mike Sims-Walker and Santonio Holmes.  Perhaps Davis is a #3 on that team.

#7: WARNER - Steve Warner would probably not covet Vernon Davis as his #2 receiver.  Wes Welker, Jeremy Maclin, and Greg Jennings are his starters -- maybe once in awhile Warner would insert Davis instead of Welker.

#8: STEGEMAN - Steg probably wouldn't consider Vernon Davis worthy of his #2 receiver spot on his team.  You can't put him ahead of Terrell Owens right now; can you put him ahead of all of the above: Dwayne Bowe, Steve Smith (Giants), Mike Williams (Seattle), and Hines Ward?  Tough sell, that.

#9: PARSONS - Joe's 6 receivers (which are taken from 3 teams: Chargers [2], Vikings [3], and Niners [Vernon Davis] - that can't end well, can it?) are such that I don't think Vernon Davis is 2nd best.  Is he better than both Vincent Jackson and Percy Harvin?  Is he better than Sidney Rice?  And this is to say nothing of Randy Moss.  Yikes!  I don't think Davis is even third best.  Funny, though: if you're Joe, although you may think that Harvin and Rice and Jackson are all of them better than Davis, still, do you really want to start all those guys ahead of him if that means your lineup at receiver consists of only 2 teams?  So don't you kinda have to start Davis as your #3, with some combination of Harvin and Jackson and Rice (when they come back) as your #1 and #2?  Weird.   Still, though, how can Joe think Davis is a #2 receiver ON HIS OWN TEAM!  (Except for the first 8 weeks, when V-Jax and Rice aren't playing.)

So, in conclusion, I don't think Vernon Davis is good enough to be the #2 receiver for 9 of the 10 teams in this league.  In fact, he wouldn't even be a starter for at least 4 teams in our league.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Nov 1st, 2010, 8:07pm
Good thing Joe has Randy Moss. BTW Joe, Percy Harvin out next week as well, good luck!!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DB on Nov 5th, 2010, 12:05pm
Hat's off to Pak whose line-up was initially laughable prior to last week's game because of byes and injuries.  But he stepped it up for the first time and made a move to win and it worked.  I don't mind a little competition. [smiley=waitinforu.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Pakman on Nov 5th, 2010, 4:22pm
Thanks for the compliment DB.  I will accept it graciously, NOT.  Don't choke on my fumes boys because I don't plan on letting up on the gas pedal.  You can all bow down before me [smiley=bow.gif].  It's appropriate that the icon is an asian smiley ;D

By the way, Steg, I tried to call you on Tuesday and Wednseday, but you didn't pick up.  Were you still recovering from the  [smiley=bendover.gif] that I gave to you or are you living up the bachelor life right now.    ::)  Just kidding...good game boys.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Nov 7th, 2010, 8:44pm
I can't pass up an opportunity to blast Parsons once again. Joe, nice kicking the shit out of you for the second time in a row despite Farves Huge day. At least you realized how bad your team is and trying to stock up on draft picks for next year. The problem with that is the fact we all have to hear about your great knowledge of drafting throughout the offseason and once again watch you fuck it all up with your terrible picks. You should really be embarrassed and consider giving your team up to someone who can at least be competitive in this league. You suck, you always will! Cream always rises to the top!!

Steg, a little premature maybe but nice kicking your ass as well twice in a row!!!!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Flesh is Fantasy on Nov 15th, 2010, 2:50pm
Hey Joey! Just an update on your BOLD Halloween prediction about "kicking my ass next time we play and finishing with a better record...yadayadayada....YOU came up a little short this week (just like your date w/Feder)...spanked by 24 pts to be precise,  Nostradamus. I'll say it again...you have some great players but a fuckin mindless GM. Time to pull the plug on your NASCAR brain, jackass. 3-14!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Nov 15th, 2010, 10:05pm
Wholly shit.....for alll the crap Steve took about Michael Vick, I guess he is the one who has the last laugh.  Well done professor Stege-san


I am the unfortunate soul who is getting his ass kicked by him this week.  

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Nov 15th, 2010, 10:17pm
Thanks, Steve. [smiley=bow.gif] But, I don't know about your getting your ass kicked.  Vick's second rushing touchdown was a dagger.  You were, with Armstrong and Maclin, though, still alive up until that point, but that rushing touchdown was a killer.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Nov 15th, 2010, 11:25pm

on 11/01/10 at 12:33:37, T-Rave wrote:
Yeah, I'll chime in: I don't know what Joe's smoking.  Where to start . . . Let me just run through some of the teams in our league:

#1: COOPER - Bohrer's receivers move to the kiddie pool when my receivers show up to the party.  Vernon Davis would never sniff the starting lineup on my roster.  In fact, he wouldn't even be my bye-week fill-in -- Andre Johnson, Anquan Boldin, Antonio Gates, and Mike Williams are all ahead of him.  So he'd be the #5 receiver on my roster.

#2: PAK - Vernon Davis wouldn't even make the starting lineup on Rob Pak's team: he'd have to be inserted ahead of Reggie Wayne and Calvin Johnson and DeSean Jackson.  That ain't happening (except in case of injury, obviously).

#3: FEDER- The same might be true for Danny Feder.  Is Vernon Davis better than either Hakeem Nicks or Miles Austin?  No.  Is he better than the #3 receiver on Danny's team -- Dallas Clark?  Maybe (at this point, yes, if only because Clark is done for the year; but when healthy, I'd take Clark).  So Davis would NOT be Danny's #2 receiver; he MIGHT be Danny's #3 receiver (maybe), at best.

#4: BOHRER -- I think Bohrer actually has the 3rd or 4th best receiving corps in the league -- not the first, as Joe implied.  And Joe has already admitted that Vernon Davis would probably not be Bohrer's second-best receiver, so 'nuff said.

#5: HAHN - I don't think Mark Hahn would insert Vernon Davis into his lineup as his #2 receiver.  Is Vernon Davis better than 4 of the following 5 receivers on Hahn's roster: Brandon Marshall, Chad Ochocinco, Dez Bryant, Braylon Edwards, and Marques Colston?  Highly debatable -- highly.

#6: TROUT - If I were Dave Trout, I wouldn't consider Vernon Davis my #2 receiver.  He's got Austin Collie and Mike Sims-Walker and Santonio Holmes.  Perhaps Davis is a #3 on that team.

#7: WARNER - Steve Warner would probably not covet Vernon Davis as his #2 receiver.  Wes Welker, Jeremy Maclin, and Greg Jennings are his starters -- maybe once in awhile Warner would insert Davis instead of Welker.

#8: STEGEMAN - Steg probably wouldn't consider Vernon Davis worthy of his #2 receiver spot on his team.  You can't put him ahead of Terrell Owens right now; can you put him ahead of all of the above: Dwayne Bowe, Steve Smith (Giants), Mike Williams (Seattle), and Hines Ward?  Tough sell, that.

#9: PARSONS - Joe's 6 receivers (which are taken from 3 teams: Chargers [2], Vikings [3], and Niners [Vernon Davis] - that can't end well, can it?) are such that I don't think Vernon Davis is 2nd best.  Is he better than both Vincent Jackson and Percy Harvin?  Is he better than Sidney Rice?  And this is to say nothing of Randy Moss.  Yikes!  I don't think Davis is even third best.  Funny, though: if you're Joe, although you may think that Harvin and Rice and Jackson are all of them better than Davis, still, do you really want to start all those guys ahead of him if that means your lineup at receiver consists of only 2 teams?  So don't you kinda have to start Davis as your #3, with some combination of Harvin and Jackson and Rice (when they come back) as your #1 and #2?  Weird.   Still, though, how can Joe think Davis is a #2 receiver ON HIS OWN TEAM!  (Except for the first 8 weeks, when V-Jax and Rice aren't playing.)

So, in conclusion, I don't think Vernon Davis is good enough to be the #2 receiver for 9 of the 10 teams in this league.  In fact, he wouldn't even be a starter for at least 4 teams in our league.


I don't know how this got by the goalie...  I just noticed this tonight.  GREAT stuff, Ravenous! [smiley=thumbsup.gif] And, to think, you didn't even include the #1 receiver in the NFL, Brandon Lloyd. ;) Yea, Vernon Davis is the commodity we're all fighting over,... like Robert Meachem. ::) Joe's brain is like a stupid bowl of oatmeal stirred with a crusty dirty douche...

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Nov 30th, 2010, 6:56am
OUCH.....Gore out for the year, a loss to Danny, and a typical season for my team.   >:( :( ?.?.? :-[ :-/


:'(

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Nov 30th, 2010, 11:42pm
Ohhhh yeah!!  It was the brilliance of trading for the browns that did it, not to mention luck. Fred Jackson rc for 105yds and td, and miles Austin 60yd rush for td. Rob, your next!! My match ups have sucked but luck for sure has been on my side, I need hakkem the dream back as well. It is just fun to be in it and not ten games out like i have been used to in the past. Joe, you suck, your team sucks, you should learn from the best like me on how to turn things around. It is good you have all these draft picks, I'll be happy to consult you for a 2023 week five free agent pick!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DB on Dec 3rd, 2010, 8:14pm
Feder, good to see you back in the mix.  Plus you are well on your way to beating Pak this week ... despite not playing Schaub ... jackass.  I wish Steg had done the same with Vick as I am well on my way to losing this week.

The league is still Pak's to lose, especially if Peterson is limited.

What happens if there is a three way tie?  Does it goto head-to-head or points differential?

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Dec 3rd, 2010, 8:29pm
Im kicking myself for not playing Schaub, tell me about it!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Dec 3rd, 2010, 8:54pm

on 12/03/10 at 20:14:32, DB wrote:
What happens if there is a three way tie?  Does it goto head-to-head or points differential?


Ties in the standings between however many teams are broken at the end of the season the same way they are broken during the season.  It goes by head-to-head, first, then, points differential.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DB on Dec 3rd, 2010, 9:26pm
Just to be clear with this three way tie business....

If Team A has tiebreaker over Team B but not Team C and Team C has tiebreaker over both, then Team C wins, right?

What if Team A has tiebreaker over Team B (2-1), Team B has tiebreaker over Team C (2-1) and Team C has tiebreaker over Team A (3-0).  Does Team C win because he has 4 combined wins against the other team while Team A has 3 and B has 3?  Or does it only matter that A and B have tiebreaker regardless of overall head to head records, so it goes to points differential?

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Dec 4th, 2010, 8:27pm

on 12/03/10 at 21:26:47, DB wrote:
Just to be clear with this three way tie business....

If Team A has tiebreaker over Team B but not Team C and Team C has tiebreaker over both, then Team C wins, right?


[smiley=yes.gif]


Quote:
What if Team A has tiebreaker over Team B (2-1), Team B has tiebreaker over Team C (2-1) and Team C has tiebreaker over Team A (3-0).


First off, just to clarify, if we are talking the Championship, not going into our extended Week 17, a fourth game between the teams will very likely be involved in the equation.


Quote:
Does Team C win because he has 4 combined wins against the other team while Team A has 3 and B has 3?


[smiley=no.gif]


Quote:
Or does it only matter that A and B have tiebreaker regardless of overall head to head records, so it goes to points differential?


[smiley=yes.gif], which is always how three-or-more-way ties in the standings are broken.  But, remember a fourth game is very likely going to be involved.  So, if, let's say, Team A has a 2-2 record against Team B; Team B has a 2-2 record against Team C, but Team C has a 2-1 record against Team A, Team C is your Champion.  But, here's a more complicated scenario...  Let's say Team A has a 2-2 record against Team B, and Team B has a 3-1 record against Team C; then, if Team C has a losing record against Team A, it comes down to points differential between Teams A and B for the Championship; if Team C has a winning record against Team A, Team B is your Champion.  Follow?  Think it through...

The bottom line, though, is that the bumper-week format largely serves to avoid the extrapolation nightmare.  It does not cover all permutations, but having all the teams who are side-by-side in the standings play each other Week 17 surely reduces the risk.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Dec 5th, 2010, 7:29am
All I know is that we are in for a heck of a finish of a season!!  


Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Dec 5th, 2010, 7:13pm
Mark-

Stanton would of been a half way decent start..............IF you would of remembered to put in a waiver claim for him!   DOH!!!!   Instead, I think you only started 1 QB because Tebow didn't even touch the ball.  

Rob benefits this week.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Drew Rosenhaus on Dec 6th, 2010, 12:06pm
I did blow it. I  thought if Tebow could come close  or even provide one TD from his numbers in the past KC game, I would be much better off than an unknown from Stanton.

However, as has been the case with several of my decisions this year, I would describe it as crazy fail.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Pakman on Dec 6th, 2010, 4:23pm
Why the hell is everyone so concerned about ties... There aren't going to be any stinkng ties in this league.  I am taking it down this year.  You all should  [smiley=surrender.gif] now.


Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Dec 6th, 2010, 4:36pm

on 12/06/10 at 16:23:54, Pakman wrote:
Why the hell is everyone so concerned about ties... There aren't going to be any stinkng ties in this league.  I am taking it down this year.  You all should  [smiley=surrender.gif] now.



Come on Rob, we know we can count on you to forget to start a defense   :P

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Dec 13th, 2010, 10:51pm
Wholly shit.   Rob all but cinched up the championship this week!   I needed the Vikings to get 8 points and 191 yards tonight against the Giants.....that certainly did not happen! With that, Rob crushed me.  

Bohrer had a tough time this weekend with Rogers going down.......      

Friggin unbelievable!   I am trying not to be bitter.   I got my hopes up just to have them dashed!!!

Congrats Rob   !!~!!

Update:  Woke up this morning-and still extremely disappointed.   :'(

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Pakman on Dec 22nd, 2010, 11:47am
I did some quick calculations for the games this past week and it looks like I won both games, albeit, a very close on with Hahn.

Looks like I'm in the driver's seat for the championship.   [smiley=cantcatch.gif]  ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Dec 22nd, 2010, 3:00pm

on 12/22/10 at 11:47:23, Pakman wrote:
I did some quick calculations for the games this past week and it looks like I won both games, albeit, a very close on with Hahn.

Looks like I'm in the driver's seat for the championship.   [smiley=cantcatch.gif]  ;D ;D ;D


Congrats Rob.  By simple math, I am now out of the championship hunt.   I am now clinging just for a top 3 finish.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Dec 22nd, 2010, 5:18pm
Actually...


on 12/22/10 at 11:47:23, Pakman wrote:
I did some quick calculations for the games this past week and it looks like I won both games, albeit, a very close on with Hahn.

Looks like I'm in the driver's seat for the championship.   [smiley=cantcatch.gif]  ;D ;D ;D


I had somewhat of a bead on things, and I cringed when I read this... :-X I hope you didn't go and jinx yourself, Pakman... [smiley=footinmouth.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Flesh is Fantasy on Dec 23rd, 2010, 12:53am
Pakman...I love your calculations...NOT! I also calculated that I won 20 games this year; just waiting for Steg to redo the results and change the standings. Also a quick congrats to Joey for completely squandering the potential league MVP on his pathetic squad. He has a real knack, gentleman.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Drew Rosenhaus on Dec 26th, 2010, 7:39pm

on 12/22/10 at 11:47:23, Pakman wrote:
I did some quick calculations for the games this past week and it looks like I won both games, albeit, a very close on with Hahn.

Looks like I'm in the driver's seat for the championship.   [smiley=cantcatch.gif]  ;D ;D ;D



Pak   =  [smiley=crystalball.gif]



That has to be one of the worst cases of wrong I have seen in some time.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Flesh is Fantasy on Dec 28th, 2010, 10:41pm
Pak: Merry Christmas! My JV squad delivered a key win against DB for you this week. I'm certain you'll screw it up next week; but enjoy it while you can. On a side note guys: Joe contacted me about acquiring some additional pro spots for next year. Evidently the whole trading deadline thing has escaped this incestous genius. FYI: Joey...your tryin to protect players on a 7 win team..."LMAO" douchebag!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Dec 29th, 2010, 8:57am
After another crappy week, I really need everyone (yes Joe, especially you) to enter a legitimate line up.  None of this starting all your players in week 17 even though it is a meaningless game crap.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DB on Dec 29th, 2010, 11:33am
I think it's true, I have Trout beating me in OT (I am never 100% in calculating these numbers, but much better than Pak).  This would be especially painful consider that just about any other lineup would have given me a win.  I think I would have won had Fitzgerald not caught a pass in garbage time or had Hartley kicked just one more extra point ... plus many other possibilities.

I have a feeling that this just isn't my year but if there is anyone that I would have confidence in choking, it is Pak.

By the way, Trout and "key win" haven't been in the same sentence in like .... never!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Dec 29th, 2010, 10:08pm
Yo, we got some mathematically-challenged dudes here,... [smiley=dunce.gif] one of whom, mind you, is likely going to be our 2010-2011 champion.  Also, we got a new guy back in first heading into our extended Week 17.  Good luck! [smiley=shammy.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Flesh is Fantasy on Dec 30th, 2010, 10:48am
My Pak-like calculations were erroneous. Congrats on the win DB. Your right about having other players in your lineup would have made a difference. Mainly, the guy who got you to the dance...Rodgers. And incidentally, the Fitzgerald catch was on a game-winning drive not garbage-time. Remind me to drown you in the pool next year.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Jan 1st, 2011, 12:06pm

on 12/30/10 at 10:48:29, Flesh is Fantasy wrote:
My Pak-like calculations were erroneous. Congrats on the win DB. Your right about having other players in your lineup would have made a difference. Mainly, the guy who got you to the dance...Rodgers. And incidentally, the Fitzgerald catch was on a game-winning drive not garbage-time. Remind me to drown you in the pool next year.


Wholly shit, I actually won this week.    Peyton Mannings 25 yard scramble in which he slid on the 1 yard line made the difference.  

This is an UNBELIEVABLELY close season!   My fate in part rests in Joe's hand.........

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Jan 2nd, 2011, 2:49pm
This question is to Joe and Steve, and, please, understand that I ask this with my metaphorical money where my mouth is in the form of playing the Falcons today in a meaningful Week 17 game against a weak opponent.  What is the wisdom in playing your defense in the playoffs over Week 17, especially if the game is meaningful (like it was for Pittsburgh today) and against a weak opponent (like it was for both Pittsburgh and New England), no less deep into the playoffs, where the competition presumably only gets increasingly tougher, no less the Super Bowl (where the likes of Vick, Brees, Rodgers and company lurk)?  The whole extended Week 17 thing makes total sense when it comes to players, but not really defenses.  In fact, it could easily be argued that playing a defense in the playoffs is a dangerous move, and the deeper the more dangerous.  Moreover, the whole playing them in reverse cascading order thing, i.e. SB, CC, DR, WC, W17, means, save for the Super Bowl and Week 17, you are playing them in a loss, which you would think is not what you want.  Critical reflections?

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DB on Jan 2nd, 2011, 4:07pm
Playing a defense in the playoffs may be okay in the right situation.  But as far as...

"the whole playing them in reverse cascading order thing, i.e. SB, CC, DR, WC, W17, means, save for the Super Bowl and Week 17, you are playing them in a loss"

I thought the same thing. [smiley=yes.gif] ... unless they win the SB.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Jan 2nd, 2011, 4:20pm

on 01/02/11 at 14:49:31, StegRock wrote:
This question is to Joe and Steve, and, please, understand that I ask this with my metaphorical money where my mouth is in the form of playing the Falcons today in a meaningful Week 17 game against a weak opponent.  What is the wisdom in playing your defense in the playoffs over Week 17, especially if the game is meaningful (like it was for Pittsburgh today) and against a weak opponent (like it was for both Pittsburgh and New England), no less deep into the playoffs, where the competition presumably only gets increasingly tougher, no less the Super Bowl (where the likes of Vick, Brees, Rodgers and company lurk)?  The whole extended Week 17 thing makes total sense when it comes to players, but not really defenses.  In fact, it could easily be argued that playing a defense in the playoffs is a dangerous move, and the deeper the more dangerous.  Moreover, the whole playing them in reverse cascading order thing, i.e. SB, CC, DR, WC, W17, means, save for the Super Bowl and Week 17, you are playing them in a loss, which you would think is not what you want.  Critical reflections?


Well, in reverse order, agree, that makes no sense.  

My logic in not starting the Steelers this week or the Ravens was because while the games were not THAT meaningful for either of them since both were in the playoffs.  I envisioned the teams getting up and then pulling all of the starters on Defense.   That did happen in some of the games.  

I would rather have my defense with all of the starters in versus giving up junk points at the end of the game.  It appears that the two defenses I am playing AGAINST are going to fuck me anyway.   Atlanta was great and the Redskins look pathetic against the Giants.  

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DB on Jan 4th, 2011, 4:24pm
This is going to be close.  Both my games are close right now.  My game with Joe will basically come down to the N.E. Defense in their final game.  The Jets D was dominant so he won't get much except possibly some bonus points.  But if the Pats can get some of those, Joe could win.  

Game with Pak should be close too.  Comes down to Shonn Greene v. Matt Forte (I am up by 10 yards going in and we are tied with 0 TDs).  DeShaun Jackson probably won't get enough yards to matter, but we are tied in receiving TDs right now, so a Jackson TD would be big for Pak (as would one by Greene).

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Jan 4th, 2011, 8:08pm
A little look back...  Check this, my most recent post, out, but I'd suggest that you don't have your mouth full of hot coffee when you do so...

http://www.fantasyfootballer.com/cgi-bin/theGridiron/YaBB.cgi?board=58;action=display;num=1185832268;start=75.

Enjoy!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Jan 11th, 2011, 7:25am
It is depressing as it appears my shot at 3rd is going down the toilet.   Sadly, I was in a hurry when I resubmitted my line up, and neglected to make the changes I made in the first line up.   UGH!   So sad.......    :-[ >:(    :-/



:'(

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Jan 11th, 2011, 9:35am
Speak for yourself, Double D.  Someone has started his charge back into relevance here this season [smiley=hellhound.gif] and done gone crashed the top three's party. [smiley=woohoo.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Jan 16th, 2011, 6:12am
:'(

:'(


:'(

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DB on Jan 17th, 2011, 1:12pm
Well .... what can I say, I was really fortunate to pull this won out, especially after the championship was declared a month ago.  Two things...

1) I will be ordering commemorative DB 5 Championships/3 in a row T-shirts in the near future.  If any wants one, let me know within a week.  I will hand them out at the draft.  My treat.

2) New team name starting next year:  DYNASTY

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Jan 18th, 2011, 10:40pm
Dynasty? Wasn't there a tv show named that? Pretty gay, but you deserve it!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Jan 30th, 2011, 5:57pm
Well, putting a wrap on the 2010 season, I've got my final player stepping up to the plate during this evening's Pro Bowl, which evokes a bit of melancholy and excitement.  Despite the hesitance to include the Pro Bowl back when we voted on this, it only serves to make the game tonight fun and the hobby funner.  Also, this could be the first time a Pro Bowler ices a plaque for a GBRFLer.  44 yards of receiving from Dwayne Bowe in the game today and, even though my game with Warner won't still officially be over until the conclusion of the Super Bowl in which he has the Steelers DU, it will be mathematically out of reach... [smiley=booya.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Jan 30th, 2011, 10:56pm

on 01/30/11 at 17:57:50, StegRock wrote:
Well, putting a wrap on the 2010 season, I've got my final player stepping up to the plate during this evening's Pro Bowl, which evokes a bit of melancholy and excitement.  Despite the hesitance to include the Pro Bowl back when we voted on this, it only serves to make the game tonight fun and the hobby funner.  Also, this could be the first time a Pro Bowler ices a plaque for a GBRFLer.  44 yards of receiving from Dwayne Bowe in the game today and, even though my game with Warner won't still officially be over until the conclusion of the Super Bowl in which he has the Steelers DU, it will be mathematically out of reach... [smiley=booya.gif]


Got to love it...  There I was sweating it out in "garbage time" of the f'n Pro Bowl, needing 11 yards from Bowe, with about 40 seconds left with the NFC winning 55-35 and on a drive that should not have even been, only to ice my plaque on, literally, the last "offensive" (double entendre intended) play of the game for the AFC.  WOO-HOO! [smiley=woohoo.gif] It's been a long time since I've been on the podium, and I'm thankful to be.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Feb 1st, 2011, 7:22am
Congrats Steg!

The only good news out of this is that I do not have to root for the Steelers to win this week.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Feb 1st, 2011, 8:12pm
I make this post with the fear of making this a kumbaya [smiley=hippy.gif] thread, but what are you gonna do... :-/ Steve, thanks for the kind words, and, please, do know that I wish it wasn't coming at your expense.  This year in particular I am very happy to be back on the podium after such a lengthy hiatus.  We all root for ourselves first.  That's natural.  However, aside from that, I was rooting for you to at least get a plaque this year.  Congrats to you on your very competitive year.  That's what we all hope for.  We want to be competitive. [smiley=yes.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Drew Rosenhaus on Feb 8th, 2011, 2:45pm

on 01/17/11 at 13:12:09, DB wrote:
Well .... what can I say, I was really fortunate to pull this won out, especially after the championship was declared a month ago.  Two things...

1) I will be ordering commemorative DB 5 Championships/3 in a row T-shirts in the near future.  If any wants one, let me know within a week.  I will hand them out at the draft.  My treat.

2) New team name starting next year:  DYNASTY



  • Congratulations. Hate saying it. However, it needs to be said.

  • Can you send one of your t-shirts to Parsons? He should get something for participating in this league. We all know it won't be a plaque anytime soon.

  • Dynasty is gay.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DB on Feb 8th, 2011, 9:46pm
Thanks, but no need for congratulations.  Just another championship ... ho hum.

As for my new team name, DYNASTY, I don't see how it's gay.  However, if anyone wants to suggest another team name to express my team's dominance over you guys from year to year, let me know and I will consider it.  But DYNASTY seems to really fit.

As for the commemorative DB T's, I've been a bit slow on ordering them.  So you all have time to let me know if you want one.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by T-Rave on Feb 12th, 2011, 11:07am
As gay and kum-ba-ya as this thread is in danger of becoming, props still need to be given to DB for yet another championship.  So, congratulations!

That being said, the rest of us need to step up and stop getting our asses handed to us.  I plan on reversing the trend next year: Carson Palmer is going to take it to the next level; Mark Sanchez will be the next Peyton Manning; Kevin Kolb will give me a 3rd solid qb; CJ Spiller is a stud.  Oh -- wait a minute . . . Today's NOT Opposites' Day???  Crap.  And there might not even be a season next year?  Double crap.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Aug 15th, 2011, 10:15pm
Hey, Joe...  From "The REAL Feed":

Culpepper works out for 49ers brass (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/football/nfl/08/15/daunte.culpepper.ap/index.html?xid=si_nfl)
SI.com: NFL (15.08.2011 16:21)
SANTA CLARA, Calif. (AP) -- Daunte Culpepper threw passes to tight end Nate Lawrie again, on a little bigger stage this time than during their stint together last year with the United Football League's Sacramento Mountain Lions.


Daunte's peaking!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=hellyeafunny.gif] [smiley=LMFAO.gif] [smiley=sinister.gif] [smiley=rollinwithlaughter.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Aug 21st, 2011, 12:56am

on 08/12/11 at 21:57:33, William22uu wrote:
http://www.things4myspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/too-funny-pic-of-rat.JPG


Hey, are those those blind squirrels that they found up Joe's ass that his team used to be named after??? [smiley=rollinwithlaughter.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Aug 21st, 2011, 1:15pm

on 08/21/11 at 00:56:46, StegRock wrote:
Hey, are those those blind squirrels that they found up Joe's ass that his team used to be named after??? [smiley=rollinwithlaughter.gif]


Correction... "is" named after... [smiley=gimmeabreak.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DB on Sep 1st, 2011, 3:13pm
Congratulations Mr. Pak on the Chris Johnson signing.  It is good for the league too (I suppose) not to have the championship decided in August.  The rest of you all can try for 3rd place, although I must admit the Feder team looks solid for a change and can possibly make a run.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Sep 1st, 2011, 5:07pm
No respect...  That's okay...  It's just the first day of September... 8-)

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DB on Sep 1st, 2011, 8:08pm
You have a good team too.  :-*

Just think me and Pak have stronger rosters at this point.   :-X

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Sep 1st, 2011, 10:30pm
I just want to know what's up with the Danny Feder crotch dive - that's all. [smiley=bj.gif] I've heard of keeping kosher, but there is something unkosher about that love... [smiley=lickinmychops.gif] ... [smiley=rollinwithlaughter.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Sep 2nd, 2011, 12:41am
I'm sure by week one, foster, nicks and Bradford will be out for season with acl tears

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Sep 3rd, 2011, 2:57am
shhh
[smiley=secret.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Pakman on Sep 12th, 2011, 1:02pm
Just wanted to thank everybody for allowing me to draft Cam Newton.   ;D

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by T-Rave on Sep 12th, 2011, 1:38pm
That performance, while remarkable, was one performance, and against a terrible defense in the first game of the season.::)

If you started him, that says much more about the crapitude of your starting qbs than it does about your predictive skills. [smiley=wizard.gif]

I doubt anyone in this league is dumb enough  [smiley=dunce.gif] to all of a sudden consider Cam Newton a top-20 quarterback.

Trade him now [smiley=deal.gif] -- his value may never be higher.  

[smiley=doseofreality.gif] is coming.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Sep 12th, 2011, 2:10pm

on 09/12/11 at 13:38:26, T-Rave wrote:
Trade him now [smiley=deal.gif] -- his value may never be higher.  

[smiley=doseofreality.gif] is coming.


[smiley=snake.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Sep 12th, 2011, 2:58pm
I'm the idiot, I started the defense against him! Even dumber, I'll be doing the same next week...

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Sep 12th, 2011, 5:48pm
Danny, maybe you should have taken a top 5 off the waiver and start them like I did with WASH DEF.
Or I just call it plain ole luck...or is it??

Shhhh

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Sep 12th, 2011, 6:37pm
Oh god! Who said I lost jackass? The only thing you should feel lucky about is the fact you have not been thrown out of this league! Long season and I'm sure you will end up where you always do, at the bottom.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by T-Rave on Sep 13th, 2011, 3:04pm
Is it just me, or is all of Danny's trash talk the same: Joe Parsons sucks, Joe Parsons will end up last in the league.  Seems like every post is the same. [smiley=deadhorse.gif]


This is a trash talk thread -- leave mediocrity and predictability at the door!  Don't be vanilla -- open up the offense, put it into hyper-drive, throw the playbook at us!

[smiley=ready4war.gif] [smiley=firinback.gif]


Hoo-rah!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Sep 13th, 2011, 11:25pm
It's better then saying you suck? Plus, you would think by now he would stop posting dumb shit!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Drew Rosenhaus on Sep 15th, 2011, 12:32am
http://www.fantasyfootballer.com/YaBBImages/pudwhacker.gif

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kYm4dEc6558/TS_Tj6wSuXI/AAAAAAAAAB4/_sdTfckYeK4/s1600/Dinasty%2BMovie.jpg

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DB on Sep 15th, 2011, 3:21pm
[smiley=pullleeeeeeeze.gif]

www.fantasyfootballer.com/gbrfl/champions.htm

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Sep 15th, 2011, 11:12pm

on 09/15/11 at 00:32:50, Drew Rosenhaus wrote:
http://www.fantasyfootballer.com/YaBBImages/pudwhacker.gif

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kYm4dEc6558/TS_Tj6wSuXI/AAAAAAAAAB4/_sdTfckYeK4/s1600/Dinasty%2BMovie.jpg


You may be the champ, D...  BUT, that is hysterical! [smiley=rollinwithlaughter.gif] Here's to you "dyin' nasty"... [smiley=bendover.gif] ... [smiley=ragin.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Sep 16th, 2011, 1:38am
Set it up for this week baby. Shooting for another 1-1. Tom Terrific is all I got.

Let's get this year started.


Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Sep 18th, 2011, 7:51pm
Oh my Dave B, could you have any bigger of a week? Nice ass kicking!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Sep 18th, 2011, 10:46pm
It seems I am entering the Andrew Luck sweepstakes already  


:( >:( :-/ :'(

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Pakman on Sep 20th, 2011, 12:56am
How do you all like Cam Newton now? [smiley=jawdroppin.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Sep 20th, 2011, 1:41am
He looks great so far!!!!

You should sell him for 5 first round picks like Hahn did for Vick 10 years ago.


Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Pakman on Sep 20th, 2011, 10:49am
Was that an offer for a trade Joe?

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Sep 21st, 2011, 8:54pm
Oh, Lord...  There was an EPIC beating this week! [smiley=chair.gif]

[smiley=jawdroppin.gif]

I think a record was broken!!!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Art Vandalay on Sep 21st, 2011, 9:45pm
I don't mean to get all religious or nothing but....
JESUS CHRIST DOES THAT SAY 93-0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Sep 21st, 2011, 9:46pm
REALLY... 93-0? Thats is sick, he did have a huge week, i know first hand!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Flesh is Fantasy on Sep 22nd, 2011, 1:55am
Hey Steg! Get with it. I calculated 92-0. How am I gonna win a tie breaker if your scoring program isn't accurate?

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Sep 27th, 2011, 8:50pm
WHAT SHAKE-UPS this week!  The Week 3 game results vis-a-vis the STANDINGS, and the recent history of the league for that matter, are totally TOPSY-TURVY!  Everything will be posted later tonight...  I am not in a position to do so at the moment (because I am at a little part-time job that I have in one of the computer labs on campus)...  Hang in there!!! [smiley=gonecrazy.gif] They're a comin',... and they are shocking! [smiley=yikes.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Sep 29th, 2011, 10:46pm
By the way, I did not really beat old yeller [smiley=bow.gif] (me sucky-sucky long time) by three points, which, mind you, is enough to have you sucking on the end of a pistol, [smiley=shootmyself.gif] but, indeed, by ONE YARD!!!  For those of you halfwits who are not spreadsheet-incompetent, go check it out for yourselves!!! [smiley=checkin.gif] ... Pak, stay away from the medicine cabinet! [smiley=sick.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Pakman on Oct 3rd, 2011, 9:13pm
Hey Travis,

Have you changed your mind about Cam Newton yet?  

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Oct 3rd, 2011, 9:22pm
3-4 after an 0-4 start.   Too bad I was not in a double header this weekend.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Oct 4th, 2011, 12:34am

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Oct 4th, 2011, 8:32am

on 10/04/11 at 00:34:27, StegRock wrote:



Uh oh....I hope I did not miscalculate....

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Oct 4th, 2011, 4:18pm
Naaa...  I'm just... [smiley=swollenhead.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Oct 5th, 2011, 12:15am

on 10/04/11 at 08:32:11, DirkDiggler wrote:
Uh oh....I hope I did not miscalculate....


::)

Another pretty bad beat-down went down this week... [smiley=chair.gif] Check it out over at the league site... http://www.fantasyfootballer.com/gbrfl!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Oct 9th, 2011, 12:28pm
BYE WEEKS SUCK!!!

LOL, I have 4 RBs on bye and 1 injured...wow...I know I'm not the only one affect...and not pleased to submit a weaker lineup than wanted.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Oct 9th, 2011, 12:40pm

on 10/09/11 at 12:28:13, DOLFAN wrote:
BYE WEEKS SUCK!!!

LOL, I have 4 RBs on bye and 1 injured...wow...I know I'm not the only one affect...and not pleased to submit a weaker lineup than wanted.


I am screwed this week.  Double header and not looking good!!  Pak and Trout are in for good weeks.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Oct 9th, 2011, 1:49pm
Well, there goes another "guaranteed Top 30" wide receiver (whatever the fuck that means) Nate Burleson to the trash heap... [smiley=hellyeafunny.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Oct 9th, 2011, 1:55pm
YUP...my bold prediction  :o was/is a flop/failure. I was right on the QB, just expected some...any...hell even just 1 of his 8 TDs could/would have gone to the loser that is Burleson.

Maybe I should have siad that bold preciction about Stafford instead...oh well!!!

At least I got anotehr loser WR to take his place.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Oct 10th, 2011, 11:22am

on 10/09/11 at 13:55:40, DOLFAN wrote:
I was right on the QB,...

Maybe I should have siad that bold preciction about Stafford instead...oh well!!!


Oh, that would have been maverick!  Nobody saw Stafford coming this year... ::)

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Oct 11th, 2011, 9:16am

on 10/09/11 at 12:40:51, DirkDiggler wrote:
I am screwed this week.  Double header and not looking good!!  Pak and Trout are in for good weeks.

:'(    >:( :-[ :'(

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Oct 11th, 2011, 3:40pm
Trout, you are separating yourself from the pack, bro! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Oct 17th, 2011, 1:04pm

on 10/12/11 at 15:49:48, DOLFAN wrote:
Another BLOCKBUSTER DEAL...NOT!!!

Joe gets: Trout's 3rd round (2012)

for

Trout gets: Rex Grossman and Hahn's 7th(2012)




[smiley=zenmaster.gif]  Watch out for Karma Joe.... [smiley=zenmaster.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DB on Nov 2nd, 2011, 8:01pm
Joe, you got smoked by a team with no QBs.   [smiley=shrug.gif]

This week it's up to Feder.  Are you going to step it up for once?   [smiley=cantcatch.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Nov 2nd, 2011, 8:34pm
What kind of question is that, a new era is beginning!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Nov 6th, 2011, 1:27pm
Joe, that spiteful fuck, will continue to screw himself by keeping Deji Karim, who played his college ball here at SIU, on his team and cutting better players.  Most recent retard cut, Jonathan Baldwin.  Karma...

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DB on Nov 11th, 2011, 10:39am
Good deal, Mark.  It's on.  [smiley=duel.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Nov 11th, 2011, 3:08pm

on 11/11/11 at 10:39:39, DB wrote:
Good deal, Mark.  It's on.  [smiley=duel.gif]


Was there a responsorial [smiley=priest.gif] here I missed???

Ummm,... "And also with you." [smiley=shrug.gif] ... ;)

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DB on Nov 11th, 2011, 3:25pm
I don't know what responsorial means.  But if are asking me what I am talking about, I am talking about Mark picking up the Baltimore defense, which I think is a good move.  I thought the "it's on" reference was clear but if not I am saying that this is the first big move by of the championship contender and a sign that someone is going to try to take away my title.  Haven't seen that the past couple years but maybe I just have amnesia.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Nov 11th, 2011, 5:36pm
"Peace be with you," [smiley=spjesus.gif] and are you by implication suggesting that I am not cutting the deals necessary to make a run at the championship? >:( Did you not see that magnificently shrewd deal [smiley=deal.gif] that I cut so as to guarantee myself the game-changing standings-buster Kevin Smith? [smiley=sneaky.gif] (Okay, I would have gotten him anyway,... [smiley=secret.gif] but that is beside the point.)

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DB on Nov 11th, 2011, 8:06pm
Not implying anything.  I haven't done crap either.  Just giving Mark a pat on the back for stepping it up.  Looks like we will have at least a 4-5 team race this year.  

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Nov 11th, 2011, 8:26pm

on 11/11/11 at 17:36:53, StegRock wrote:
"Peace be with you," [smiley=spjesus.gif] and are you by implication suggesting that I am not cutting the deals necessary to make a run at the championship? >:( Did you not see that magnificently shrewd deal [smiley=deal.gif] that I cut so as to guarantee myself the game-changing standings-buster Kevin Smith? [smiley=sneaky.gif] (Okay, I would have gotten him anyway,... [smiley=secret.gif] but that is beside the point.)



It is quite a stretch to compare the acquisition of Kevin Smith to the Baltimore Defense.    ::)

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Nov 11th, 2011, 8:35pm

on 11/11/11 at 20:06:37, DB wrote:
Not implying anything.  I haven't done crap either.  Just giving Mark a pat on the back for stepping it up.  Looks like we will have at least a 4-5 team race this year.


Yea,... but only I have the (long "e") Kevin Smith! ;)

...

By the way, changing topics, this week's edition of "Joe's [smiley=smileytrash.gif] 'I got to hold on to Deji Karim at all costs' Retard Drop Watch" starred the Raiders [smiley=raider.gif] D.  Well played, Maestro!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Nov 12th, 2011, 12:52pm

on 11/11/11 at 20:26:30, DirkDiggler wrote:
It is quite a stretch to compare the acquisition of Kevin Smith to the Baltimore Defense.    ::)


I liked this post more before the "wink" smiley was edited out as, that way, it demonstrated that the writer caught my dripping [smiley=drip.gif] sarcasm. ;)

That said, I do think that sooner rather than later Smith will be the (long "e") go-to guy in Detroit's backfield again. ;) ... [smiley=hmmmm.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Drew Rosenhaus on Nov 12th, 2011, 3:03pm
This year, just like last year, should come down to the wire. Multiple teams with legit shots at the crown.

Now if only I could bring back Andre Rison for a couple of weeks...

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Drew Rosenhaus on Nov 14th, 2011, 1:53pm
What a great deal Baltimore was. Too bad they ended up against the best NFL offense ever esembled to start their legacy with Timmay!!!

Stupid defense.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Nov 18th, 2011, 12:07am
I'm not saying I'm going to win this week, actually I'll be surprised. I have my big boys all out plus bad matchups. That being said, I really don't understand Parsons line up he put in? How can you start McCoy over Stafford and not start Vicent Jackson when I'm playing Phil Rivers? I don't get it, please explain. maybe your a genius and I just don't see it but by your history I doubt that.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Nov 18th, 2011, 7:41am

on 11/18/11 at 00:07:38, IbdFunk wrote:
I'm not saying I'm going to win this week, actually I'll be surprised. I have my big boys all out plus bad matchups. That being said, I really don't understand Parsons line up he put in? How can you start McCoy over Stafford and not start Vicent Jackson when I'm playing Phil Rivers? I don't get it, please explain. maybe your a genius and I just don't see it but by your history I doubt that.


Since Mark owns his 1st round pick, maybe he wants to ensure that Mark ends up with the overall first pick AGAIN.   ;)

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Nov 18th, 2011, 1:04pm
I fucked up!!! I was putting my lineups in in other leagues as well at the same time. I had to sit Drew Brees in my other league and mistakingly sat Stafford in this league because I thought he was on a bye too.

Alzhimers must be setting in early, LOL I did turn 45 this year.
I have a stud WR now though, so I should be more competitive moving forward....

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Drew Rosenhaus on Nov 18th, 2011, 1:23pm
Couple of things -

Dan, it's good to see you back and active. You've been quiet lately due to your team's non-conformance. Having said that, your team is still tremendously sucky. When it is truly gametime, I will step up and crush you like the little Cubanó you are. And you will cry and moan and whine.

And I will guffaw. And I will gaze sadly down upon you at your silly little attempt to rise above Timmay!!!

Speaking of Tebow, he may not be a future fantasy QB (although I really think he can be Young-ish at some point). However, right now, he is the soul of the Broncos. The heart is the defense, without a doubt. But Tebow does bring an energy that cannot be denied. Yes, some of his throws are...bad. But there just is no quit in him. And it does energize the rest of the team and for that matter, our city. I really have never seen or felt anything like it, EXCEPT when you saw amazing flashes from John Elway and you knew there was something there. I really don't think you can argue that he has something that very few have. And he is a true leader. Like I said, he may not end up as a fantasy stud, but I can see this guy being a long-timer in the league and doing some truly jaw-dropping things.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Nov 18th, 2011, 3:19pm

on 11/18/11 at 13:23:53, Drew Rosenhaus wrote:
Speaking of Tebow, he may not be a future fantasy QB (although I really think he can be Young-ish at some point). However, right now, he is the soul of the Broncos. The heart is the defense, without a doubt. But Tebow does bring an energy that cannot be denied. Yes, some of his throws are...bad. But there just is no quit in him. And it does energize the rest of the team and for that matter, our city. I really have never seen or felt anything like it, EXCEPT when you saw amazing flashes from John Elway and you knew there was something there. I really don't think you can argue that he has something that very few have. And he is a true leader. Like I said, he may not end up as a fantasy stud, but I can see this guy being a long-timer in the league and doing some truly jaw-dropping things.


Sounds like your jaw is already droppin' for the T-bone... if you know what I mean... [smiley=bj.gif]

[smiley=hellyeafunny.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=LMFAO.gif] [smiley=sinister.gif] [smiley=rollinwithlaughter.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Nov 18th, 2011, 5:44pm
Oh yeah Hahn, that really happened. I think that now makes it two times I kicked your ass.

Joe, REALLY? I always knew your were retarded but this confirms it!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Nov 20th, 2011, 4:20pm
So screwed......Tavarius Jackson is 0 for 2, BOTH interceptions.  

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Nov 20th, 2011, 6:07pm

on 11/18/11 at 00:07:38, IbdFunk wrote:
I'm not saying I'm going to win this week, actually I'll be surprised. I have my big boys all out plus bad matchups. That being said, I really don't understand Parsons line up he put in? How can you start McCoy over Stafford and not start Vicent Jackson when I'm playing Phil Rivers? I don't get it, please explain. maybe your a genius and I just don't see it but by your history I doubt that.


Danny's words of wisdom were so correct!!!!!   ;D

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DB on Nov 22nd, 2011, 2:16pm



Quote:
Speaking of Tebow, he may not be a future fantasy QB (although I really think he can be Young-ish at some point). However, right now, he is the soul of the Broncos. The heart is the defense, without a doubt. But Tebow does bring an energy that cannot be denied. Yes, some of his throws are...bad. But there just is no quit in him. And it does energize the rest of the team and for that matter, our city. I really have never seen or felt anything like it, EXCEPT when you saw amazing flashes from John Elway and you knew there was something there. I really don't think you can argue that he has something that very few have. And he is a true leader. Like I said, he may not end up as a fantasy stud, but I can see this guy being a long-timer in the league and doing some truly jaw-dropping things.  


I actually agree with that.  So what is up with Elway not getting his back?


Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Drew Rosenhaus on Nov 28th, 2011, 2:32pm
I actually think there is a ton of ego behind it. Elway is the man here in CO. Here comes Timmay with no pro experience getting all the accolades, praise and attention - things Elway has gotten here for more than 25 years. Elway didn't draft Tebow so he's really not Elway's guy. Although at this point, I don't think it matters anymore. Tebow is now tied to the Broncos, unless they completely implode and lose out. I just don't think that will happen. Regardless of Tebow's talents and his abilities, his marketing/branding influence on the team has absolutely exploded. Elway cannot move him or try to bury him now - the two are tied together for the immediate future. Again, unless the Broncos somehow find a way to lose out.

On the radio this morning, one of the hosts mentioned that it felt like a majority of the San Diego crowd was cheering for Denver/Tebow, something they couldn't remember since the Broncos run of the late 90's. During the game, there was a mention of Denver getting so much national attention and new fans because of Tebow. Finally, there is a rumor that the Bronco game vs. NE will be moved to the Sunday night game in a couple of weeks.

All this points to Tebow being the QB of the foreseeable future. Now, if Elway would just get off his ass and show Timmay some technique, I think everyone would be happier in the long-run.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DB on Dec 1st, 2011, 11:30am
The Steeler's D???  What a crappy move.  They suck.  This is going to be the easiest championship I even won.  

Just kidding.  It's f'ing on!!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Dec 5th, 2011, 1:00am
DB, You need to rename your team to the Haz Benz!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Drew Rosenhaus on Dec 7th, 2011, 1:29pm
I am fading worse than Steggie's ghey summer jorts (jean shorts) he wears when trying to attract the same sex. However, I WILL fight my way back to the top when this thing is all said and done.

I am looking to wreck some standings in the next couple of weeks, hopefully in my favor. I may be on the outside of the race now...but I got TIMMAY!!!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Dec 7th, 2011, 9:45pm
That is your problem..TIMMAY

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Dec 13th, 2011, 6:27am
Just a random occurrence......my Defense (Jacksonville) scored TWO TDs this week and yet I still did not win the category.  Sadly, the LIONS who Pak was starting also scored TWO Defensivive TDs.  


Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DB on Dec 13th, 2011, 7:50am
I don't believe you played Pak this week.  U played me and Timmay, no?

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Dec 14th, 2011, 2:44pm

on 12/14/11 at 12:31:08, Pakman wrote:
Yo DB and Feder,

Just wanted to let you know not to worry about that big semi that is charging up on you in your review mirror.  That's just the Ryan Express getting ready to pass you in the standings or run over you on the way to first place.  [smiley=boxer.gif]

Oh and Steg, I intentionally didn't mention you because it's already a foregone conclusion that I will catch and surpass you.
[smiley=LMFAO.gif]


That's a lot of snappin' from a guy who is 0-2 against me this year!!! ;D

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Pakman on Dec 15th, 2011, 8:32am
That will be 1-2 after this week  ;)

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Dec 15th, 2011, 12:10pm
Your must be on drugs

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on May 4th, 2012, 4:41pm
I am sure Joe, in the spirit of "striking while the iron is hot", [smiley=uh.gif] is putting together some "fantastic" package deals for us involving Colt McCoy and Montario Hardesty... [smiley=LMFAO.gif] After all, now is the time to move them... [smiley=yes.gif] ... [smiley=gimmeabreak.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on May 4th, 2012, 11:20pm
I agree, thank god he hasn't called me yet!  By the way can you send out a list  of who has what first round picks. I realize you don't have an order yet, maybe You can put lotto next to name so I have an idea. I may be looking to do something, looking for a first round pick within first six picks or so. Gotta reload to try to keep up with db unreal run..

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Jul 18th, 2012, 1:03am
I let A.D.S. boy off the hook once earlier for posting off topic, but I got to move this to the right thread...  I suppose I have only myself to blame...  I must have blurred the line too much with my own last post on the trade talk thread... [smiley=gimmeabreak.gif] Ultimately, I do not want that thread to turn into a trash talk thread...  I did not think "on-point" humor would be taken as license to just post whatever.  That is to say, I forgot Dr. Dan was in our league...


on 07/18/12 at 00:02:39, IbdFunk wrote:
How is my trophy coming, should be extra special since I never accept second or third place plaques? This should be your best creation ever. I'm thinking a trophy of a huge black cock resembling Bennie wells tree trunk, hence, Bennie Wennies.


Pay attention to the thread's "subject", champ,... eh-hem,... retard,... eh-hem,... "champ"! ::)

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Jul 22nd, 2012, 2:34am

on 07/22/12 at 00:58:55, T-Rave wrote:
To follow in Danny's footsteps:

What day is Labor Day?

Holy $#@*%! it would have taken less time to look that up on google than to post the message.  Yikes!


I know...  It is hard even dignifying this shit with an answer...

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Jul 22nd, 2012, 9:52am
Hey fuck face, in all yur posts you refer to labor day weekend. There are three days to that weekend so I was asking which day? Maybe all your education is wearing your brain down.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Aug 23rd, 2012, 3:57pm
Readin' the tea leaves at running back, baby...

http://www.rotoworld.com/slide/nfl/255/Biggest_Training_Camp_Winners.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Sep 9th, 2012, 3:35pm
Is it too early to declare that as happy as fantasy football makes me...........

It makes me:

Miserable, Anxious, Stressed, and sometimes angry!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Art Vandalay on Sep 9th, 2012, 7:41pm
What's up Drew Brees and RG III ????? Nice quarterback pair starting for the Cuban Missile Crisis!!!!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Drew Rosenhaus on Sep 14th, 2012, 12:40am
Uh...not sure really who or where to ask this so I try here...

Does the friendly that happened tonight in Green Bay actually count or can I request a do-over? If I can't, I'm not sure I will breach the positive numbers on the scoring scale.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Art Vandalay on Sep 19th, 2012, 4:17pm
Well, there goes the undefeated season!! [smiley=damncomputer.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DB on Sep 27th, 2012, 5:41pm
Not only did I get smoked by Trout, I got outcoached!  It was all due to his 2 free agent pickups, Andre Brown and the Cardinals D.  Good job, DT.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Art Vandalay on Sep 27th, 2012, 8:44pm
Ditto. :o

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Sep 27th, 2012, 8:50pm
I kicked his ass the prior week so you guys may just suck!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Flesh is Fantasy on Sep 30th, 2012, 8:38am
Haha. No way Danny. We all concur; your just a genius among idiots. [smiley=Imwithstupid.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Oct 1st, 2012, 1:48am

on 09/30/12 at 20:32:37, DOLFAN wrote:
They should trade him if they plan on treating him like this. He got flat out bitch slapped...but yet again look at his HC and we need to ask ourselves; is it really a surprise.
Looks like they are moving away from the injured Best and Smith for Leshore and Bell. They know what they have in Smith, maybe they want to see what Leshore can do and if he can hold up. He struggled today.


It is kind of like benching Alfred Morris (against a woeful Tampa Bay D) in favor of Leshoure (against a stout Vikings run D) in your Week 4 fantasy lineup. ;) ... [smiley=LMFAO.gif] Looks like there are lots of coaches and GM's out there, on both the real and fantasy gridirons, with big [smiley=dick.jpg]'s for Mikel Leshoure...

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Oct 1st, 2012, 11:48am
I got spank as i thought i would this week, awful match ups ect. Quick trip to the top (:

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Art Vandalay on Oct 1st, 2012, 5:23pm
Holy crap!! I've never seen a smiley face misspelled before. It can be done. ;)

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Oct 1st, 2012, 7:45pm
That is a sad face dumb ass, I won't lose two weeks in a row and I have you next week Francis.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Oct 1st, 2012, 9:32pm
Well, I figured since I couldn't trade Alfred Morris away to anyone, that I would just bench him.... All he does is get TOUCHDOWNS. Useless!!!

Oh yeah, I do love Leshore long term.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by T-Rave on Oct 2nd, 2012, 1:19am

on 10/01/12 at 11:48:00, IbdFunk wrote:
I got spank as i thought i would this week, awful match ups ect. Quick trip to the top (:



on 10/01/12 at 17:23:06, Art Vandalay wrote:
Holy crap!! I've never seen a smiley face misspelled before. It can be done. ;)



on 10/01/12 at 19:45:57, IbdFunk wrote:
That is a sad face dumb ass, I won't lose two weeks in a row and I have you next week Francis.


And Frank rests his case.

[smiley=hellyeafunny.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=LMFAO.gif] [smiley=sinister.gif] [smiley=rollinwithlaughter.gif]



Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Art Vandalay on Oct 3rd, 2012, 5:58pm
Thank you your honor and esteemed members of the Jury. It's nice when you get a confession from the accused.

And thanks for the easy victory Dynasty.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Oct 8th, 2012, 11:56am
Holy canollis Batman - the 49ers Defense has given up a TOTAL of 3 points over the past TWO weeks.  Next week is going to be tough against the Giants, but I look forward to seeing what they can do.....


Last night, Colston and Meachem had a total of 12 catches, 198 yards, and 5 TDs between them.  It seems I may have finally gone above .500 - but it will be close because Trout has Andrew Luck and all of his runnings backs had fantastic days.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Oct 8th, 2012, 4:23pm
thanks Mark   [smiley=slap.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Oct 8th, 2012, 4:51pm

on 10/08/12 at 16:23:17, DOLFAN wrote:
thanks Mark   [smiley=slap.gif]


Self-deprecating or genuine gratitude?

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Oct 8th, 2012, 5:09pm
genuine gratitude. The players that I was looking back in a deal he said no to...one is now on IR and the other got 17 yds.
Oh yeah, I got to keep Alfred STUD Morris too. Looks like I dodged a major bullet ... as his value continues to increase/stabilize/level out.

I guess I should thank Mike's SHannahanagins too.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Oct 12th, 2012, 4:35pm
Warner...LOL...why are you trying to pick up guys already on guys rosters?????????  [smiley=doh.gif]

Have you been  [smiley=bonghit.gif]????...or taking advice from Danny? Also you requested a historical baseball player from the 30's/40's.  [smiley=rollinwithlaughter.gif]

DAMN!! COME ON MAN!!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Oct 12th, 2012, 4:53pm

on 10/12/12 at 16:35:59, DOLFAN wrote:
Warner...LOL...why are you trying to pick up 4 guys already on guys rosters?????????  [smiley=doh.gif]

Have you been  [smiley=bonghit.gif]????...or taking advice from Danny? Also you requested a historical baseball player from the 30's/40's.  [smiley=rollinwithlaughter.gif]

DAMN!! COME ON MAN!!


Cause I was out of town....had no idea who the hell was available.  

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Oct 12th, 2012, 5:17pm
Everyone should take advise from me especially you Joe. How many championships have you won? I don't count the other 1000 leagues your in.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Oct 21st, 2012, 2:14pm
I want to thank Mark for conceding the kicking stats this week.   Dropping a kicker on a bye and adding a kicker on a bye still equals zero points.    ;D

(now I need my kicker to kick some friggin field goals)

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Oct 21st, 2012, 2:17pm
Maybe Mark is setting himself up for a better lottery pick next year...oh wait... [smiley=doh.gif]...he already traded that to Warner, so he is helping you out more than you think Steve W.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Oct 21st, 2012, 5:12pm


Don't rub it in Frank. I think you will kick my ass and take over 1st place. I should win WRs though since VJAX and waiver wire wonder Givens got me almost 300 yds just between those 2 players alone.
Rushing and QB should be all you my friend.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Oct 29th, 2012, 8:53am
I wanted to thank Mark for not taking that trade either.  (not even sure what it was)   If you would of made that trade, I would not of played VJAX and his 2 catches for 40 yards this weekend.   ;D      

So as long as the Cardinals do not put up 29 points with 400 yards against the 49ers tonight, then Joe will be going down - even though I only had 1 QB.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Nov 6th, 2012, 9:42am
Vick did just enough for me to pull out at least 1 victory last night.   I thought I was going 0-2.   His 50+ rushing yards were huge.   His 270+ passing yards certainly helped too.  My game against Pak I thought would be close, but his friggin Detroit Lion start with his dominating Rushing and Receiving performance seems to be too much to overcome.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DB on Nov 6th, 2012, 2:35pm
Are you now getting me and Pak confused?  You saying we look alike?  I would be insulted but at least you didn't call me Joe.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Nov 6th, 2012, 7:28pm

on 11/06/12 at 14:35:54, DB wrote:
Are you now getting me and Pak confused?  You saying we look alike?  I would be insulted but at least you didn't call me Joe.



I see no color or religion   ;D

Yea, apparently YOUR team crushed me with their dominiating performance.  How the heck are you not in first place?

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DB on Nov 7th, 2012, 7:24am
Team is not that good.  No defense and no Qbs.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Art Vandalay on Nov 8th, 2012, 8:43pm
Don't get too caught up in your win Steve. You beat all my scrubs. Next time will be a different story.

By the way, whoever is playing me this week will be playing the same scrubs .unfortunately lineups have not been a priority. .

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Nov 11th, 2012, 5:03pm
DT's not just luck put the beat down on me today.  My loss was just sealed with the Rams scoring 14 points against the 49ers Def.   The Broncos D friggin crushed me with 2 TD, 7 Sacks, 250 yards, and only 14 points.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Nov 11th, 2012, 8:21pm
You should of used the Chargers df since they were a hot item on the trading block for you this week.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Nov 12th, 2012, 7:48pm

on 11/11/12 at 20:21:40, IbdFunk wrote:
You should of used the Chargers df since they were a hot item on the trading block for you this week.


[smiley=rollinwithlaughter.gif] , too funny Danny. Keep smashing everyone. As reigning champ you have earned it.

Warner...I'm climbing the ladder back to the top. I'm going to knock you off your perch my friend.  I just need to push Frank out of the way 1st, that is if Red "STUD" Dalton keeps playing like he is.  He may take a bit of time. I may need a week or 2 though.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Nov 19th, 2012, 4:24pm
[smiley=alcoholic.gif] [smiley=crybaby.gif] [smiley=dejected.gif] [smiley=loser.gif] [smiley=RIP.gif]

it is weeks like this that I really friggin hate fantasy football.   Friggin Gore and the 49ers would have to have a miracle game for me to win even one of my games this week.  UGH.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Nov 19th, 2012, 9:26pm
I didn't even look at our game but if I have a chance to win you stink! My team is pathetic, besides every week it seems that I go against historic games from every player.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Nov 20th, 2012, 7:43am

on 11/19/12 at 21:26:25, IbdFunk wrote:
I didn't even look at our game but if I have a chance to win you stink! My team is pathetic, besides every week it seems that I go against historic games from every player.


Sadly, our game is close because I did not have a single TD from either a WR or RB.  Combine that with the fact my kicker only had 4 extra points and I am in deep trouble.  

As a matter of fact, I am pretty sure that not a single RB on my roster got a TD.  

My only hope is bonus points from Schaub and the 49ers.

Title: Breaking the Mold
Post by Drew Rosenhaus on Dec 5th, 2012, 1:22pm
I am very fearful of trash-talking during a "potential" run at the top. However, we are in such a goofy year I don't think I will be hurt by slinging shit. Here goes...

I am the new George Jefferson. The only difference is I am not moving into a nice hi-rise. Well, that, and I am a cracker. However, I am moving up the standings with my final goal to sit atop the mountain and crap down upon the Blind Squirrels and the Gamecocks, specifically Reggie Bush. And by crap I mean very loose stool approaching diarrhea with a significant case of irritable bowel syndrome.

Why call out Reggie Bush? Because it feels right.

Is there anyone to call out on Blind Squirrels? Sure there is. Here's to Ryan Matthews and his continual dive to Mark Ingram status. Suck it, Matthews. And I was planning on sending you a Christmas gift of Ugg booties for men, just like that douche Tom Brady promotes in ads. The problem is you already purchased a pair. And don't come back on this board and defend your purchase of said booties. It's gross and it's wrong.

Why not call out Frank and the Cuban Missile Crisis? Because I own his first round pick and I don't want to cross karma that much. Plus, his QBs out-gain all my RBs.

So, there you go. Proudly returning the Trash Talk board to its original status and roots. And doing it during a run to the top, no less.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Jan 7th, 2013, 2:36pm
Can't wait to see who wins this thing....Mark or Joe.  

I believe I am going to give Joe the beat down this week to help Mark out....

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Drew Rosenhaus on Jan 7th, 2013, 3:01pm
Hopefully you smoke him as I am in the fight of my life for these last two games. On the Championship game, it's down to our kickers, our top receivers in the coming weeks and finally State Farm vs. Uggs.

And we all know Uggs are not for men.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Feb 4th, 2013, 8:59am
WOW, what a finish.  Congrats to Mark and my condolences to Joe!   So close!


And Mark, you are welcome.   It seems my team could do what your team couldn't, BEAT JOE.  

And Steg, thanks for giving me the best odds for the #1 pick next year!!!   I had a rooting interest in you finishing last.   ;D


Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Feb 4th, 2013, 10:53am
Congrats Mark, I thought since I beat ya I had it won, what a great finish to the season you had.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Feb 4th, 2013, 4:43pm
WOOOOOO HOOOOOO, there is a god!!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Feb 6th, 2013, 3:06am
Given the excruciating nature of how the championship was decided this year, I thought this was pretty stand-up...


on 02/04/13 at 10:53:55, DOLFAN wrote:
Congrats Mark, I thought since I beat ya I had it won, what a great finish to the season you had.


CONGRATS to all of our award winners: Steve, Joe and, our 2012 CHAMP Mark!  Great job, guys!  Mark, enjoy the parade!

...

I must digress briefly from the adulation...  Stung [smiley=bee.gif] by the bad-luck bug yet again Week 17.  Two losses by a TOTAL of 15 points, putting me at 9 and 20 on the season with a points differential of just -42.  Are you f'n kidding me? [smiley=gimmeabreak.gif] This was my least favorite season to date... :-/ [smiley=frustrated.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Feb 6th, 2013, 7:56am

on 02/06/13 at 03:06:09, StegRock wrote:
I must digress briefly from the adulation...  Stung [smiley=bee.gif] by the bad-luck bug yet again Week 17.  Two losses by a TOTAL of 15 points, putting me at 9 and 20 on the season with a points differential of just -42.  Are you f'n kidding me? [smiley=gimmeabreak.gif] This was my least favorite season to date... :-/ [smiley=frustrated.gif]



Steg-

I know your pain!!!

On the flip side, look at my margin of victory.   My field goal kicker for 3 weeks in a row cost me the games.....would of been the difference between 3rd and 1st.  I too am banging my head....and looking ahead at my very average team.    [smiley=annoyed.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Feb 6th, 2013, 9:37pm
Stop your bitching everyone, shit happens! I should of won it also but didn't.Lets just all rejoice and celebrate that Joe still doesn't have a championship. I was seriously going to vomit if he won! Warner, you have to be one of the worst GMs ever, you over think everything, that's what cost you, sorry, the truth.  Your team is getting old, you don't take advantage of opportunities and you may have to give up more then it's worth to win while you can.  What do I know, only won it FOUR times!!! Everyone have a great offseason, remember second place is like getting the most improved award, first place loser..

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DB on Feb 7th, 2013, 6:43am
Congrats everyone!  

Mark, I guess Aaron Rodgers = championships.  You are now tied with Feder and Stegeman with 4 championships (I guess this makes you guys the first place losers to me as far as championships as Feder would say  ;D).

Congrats also to Joe and Steve on 2nd and 3rd which is no easy task.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Aug 31st, 2013, 5:47pm

on 08/31/13 at 17:30:40, DirkDiggler wrote:
[smiley=LMFAO.gif]   Yep, you go get Dwyer.........


Dwyer cut!   http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000237010/article/steelers-cut-jonathan-dwyer-activate-heath-miller


Eh...  My pick is,... was (I submitted my lineup last night) Pryor, anyway.  It does make one less dude for the rest of you all to get, though. [smiley=cantcatch.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Sep 1st, 2013, 2:23pm

on 08/31/13 at 17:47:54, StegRock wrote:
Eh...  My pick is,... was (I submitted my lineup last night) Pryor, anyway.  It does make one less dude for the rest of you all to get, though. [smiley=cantcatch.gif]


In this last week there maybe some goodies to get.   I would not be surprised to see a trade or two in addition to some of the cuts being signed.....

The Jets and Bills need a QB

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Sep 6th, 2013, 12:44am
Oh, Peyton... [smiley=pudwhacker.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Sep 6th, 2013, 12:51am
Is Welker last years Decker???

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Sep 6th, 2013, 9:05am

on 09/06/13 at 00:44:42, StegRock wrote:
Oh, Peyton... [smiley=pudwhacker.gif]


It was great to know I was not playing Peyton this week!!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Sep 6th, 2013, 3:29pm
Hey, did you guys hear?  Manning just threw another touchdown! [smiley=rollinwithlaughter.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Sep 12th, 2013, 4:26pm

on 09/06/13 at 15:29:54, StegRock wrote:
Hey, did you guys hear?  Manning just threw another touchdown! [smiley=rollinwithlaughter.gif]



Ouch - 7 TDs from 1 person and still did not get a win.  That is brutal    [smiley=alcoholic.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Sep 12th, 2013, 10:03pm

on 09/12/13 at 16:26:07, DirkDiggler wrote:
Ouch - 7 TDs from 1 person and still did not get a win.  That is brutal    [smiley=alcoholic.gif]


My team has picked up right where it left off last year.  Two losses, neither by very much. [smiley=bawling.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Travistotle on Sep 13th, 2013, 3:31am
Ditto the sentiment: how on earth did MJD, Martin, and Spiller combine for 130ish yards and 1 td?  Really?  So much for the advantage of having 3 of the top 15 running backs . . .

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Flesh is Fantasy on Sep 14th, 2013, 3:05am
Is this the area where we "chime in "  with our comments for the non-sensitive league members? I sure hope I read the directions properly in that other thread.
If so, allow me to indulge our resident, self proclaimed Peter King. First and foremost: Shouldn't we establish some ground rules for this thread....to include:

  1) Don't talk shit after you get embarrassed by a "cellar-dweller'
  2) Don't talk shit when you have the only roster other than the Jets  that still has Sanchez...really??
  3) Don't talk shit when you inherited a championshp 8 years ago, ala Barry Switzer.
  4) Don't talk shit till you really analyze your shitty roster...a roster that commands the same respect Feder has for the English language.
I'm certain I left some out. Can I get back to you after Antonio Gates gets added to his roster?

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Travistotle on Sep 14th, 2013, 3:17pm

on 09/14/13 at 03:05:12, Flesh is Fantasy wrote:
Is this the area where we "chime in "  with our comments for the non-sensitive league members? I sure hope I read the directions properly in that other thread.
If so, allow me to indulge our resident, self proclaimed Peter King. First and foremost: Shouldn't we establish some ground rules for this thread....to include:

  1) Don't talk shit after you get embarrassed by a "cellar-dweller'
  2) Don't talk shit when you have the only roster other than the Jets  that still has Sanchez...really??
  3) Don't talk shit when you inherited a championshp 8 years ago, ala Barry Switzer.
  4) Don't talk shit till you really analyze your shitty roster...a roster that commands the same respect Feder has for the English language.
I'm certain I left some out. Can I get back to you after Antonio Gates gets added to his roster?


Where to start?

First of all, you're mixing up your threads.  My comments are on the other thread, so I assume you're making ground rules for that other thread.  Your antecedents are wrong; I guess it's not just Feder who has problems with English.

Second of all, have I "talked shit"?  Is this what you're talking about:


on 09/13/13 at 14:49:23, Travistotle wrote:
just because the last few years' cellar-dweller has a "decent starting lineup for once" doesn't mean I move him up more than if he hadn't been the cellar-dweller.  No sentimentality here.


That's hardly trash-talking.  Sensitive, indeed.  Oh, wait, was it that I didn't include you in my list of 2nd-tier teams?  Is that "talking shit" nowadays?  Not including some teams in the top 2 tiers of one's own, intentionally snide and snarky "power rankings" -- does that violate the "everybody gets a trophy" principle?  Wow, maybe Bohrer was right -- maybe we've got some very sensitive league owners.  

Third, I don't get your Sanchez point.  You have the only roster other than the Jaguars with Chad Henne; and you have the only roster other than the Dolphins with Daniel Thomas.  In fact, I can say the same thing about EVERY PLAYER ON YOUR ROSTER.  By definition none of us can have someone else's players.  Oh, wait, do you mean that no other fantasy owner would dream of having Mark Sanchez on their roster?  (If you did mean that, you should have been more precise with your English.)  If you mean this, then, well, right back at ya: who on earth would have Daniel Thomas on their roster?  Even better, who on earth would have him AS A STARTER?!?  He's your THIRD running back?!?!? [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=rollinwithlaughter.gif] And you're talking shit about my 2nd substitute qb?  I have to wipe the tears from my eyes after laughing so hard I cried.  Oh, wait, I just realized: you're not using Thomas as your third running back, but Jonathan Dwyer, recently cut by the Steelers and re-acquired after the guys kept in preference to Dwyer couldn't even resemble an NFL running back.  Even better!

Fourth, I'm glad you brought up my championship pedigree.  Good publicity.  Switzer is some good, and hilarious, company to be included in.  I'm trying to think of how long ago it was that you won a championship.  Actually, I'm having a hard time believing you did win one, given your performance the past 8 years.  Oh, wait, it turns out that's true -- you haven't won a championship.   :-[ :-X

Lastly, let me just address your fourth point this way.  According to a sensible and unbiased comparison of our rosters, mine is, at this point, superior.  You can lean on your trouncing me this week all you want: I have four running backs better than your 2nd running back, and mine just happened to all have, on the same week, their worst rushing games in a very long time.  You may perhaps be a tick better at qb -- perhaps -- but I'll get more rushing yards and tds out of mine.  Your receivers are pretty good; so are mine.  Why don't we leave it up to the other owners to tell us whether they'd rather have A. Johnson, Boldin, Amendola vs. Cobb, White, M. Austin.  I'll go easy on you and call it a wash.  Need I say anything about your defense, especially in comparison to mine?  Really?

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Flesh is Fantasy on Sep 15th, 2013, 4:53am
Wow! Great comeback. If only the facts didn't get in the way:
 Truth is, I have multiple championships with some of these current league members. Granted it was during the Reagan years, but they still count.
 Dwyer is listed on my lineup, but I don't have him genius. Guess I wasn't the only idiot that listed him in free agency. Gotta check that transactions page big guy.
Daniel Thomas is my #6 RB. I think she lead the team in rushing last week
Amendola, you know, the #3 guy on your elite roster, he's hangin' out with us the next 6-8 weeks watching the games.
 When EJ Manuel is your 2nd QB in that dynamic Bills offense, please don't say the likes of E.Manning and Luck are a "tick" better.
 Finally, a quick check of the standings...ahhh. Holy crap. I'm undefeated!!! Is there any doubt I'll run the table? I mean it's possible I could lose that week 12 matchup ( Daniel Thomas bye week) but that's a big maybe. Somehow by then I'll pry Dwyer away from Steg.
 Gosh, it sure is lonely here at the top. Gets so damn cold at this high altitude. Can't wait to get back to my nice warm cellar.
 

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Sep 15th, 2013, 9:29am

on 09/15/13 at 04:53:54, Flesh is Fantasy wrote:
 Gosh, it sure is lonely here at the top. Gets so damn cold at this high altitude.   


Dave, do not feel too lonley at the top.   I am 2-0 and will keep you company   ;D  

Sadly though, since we are playing each other this week, one of us will incur a defeat.   It was nice sharing the view with you for a week...  I think you will enjoy the view from second place as well.   ;)

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Sep 15th, 2013, 1:20pm

on 09/14/13 at 15:17:33, Travistotle wrote:
... Jonathan Dwyer, recently cut by the Steelers and re-acquired after the guys kept in preference to Dwyer couldn't even resemble an NFL running back.


Hey, now...

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Travistotle on Sep 15th, 2013, 2:47pm

on 09/15/13 at 04:53:54, Flesh is Fantasy wrote:
Wow! Great comeback. If only the facts didn't get in the way:
 Truth is, I have multiple championships with some of these current league members. Granted it was during the Reagan years, but they still count.  


Ok.  Meaning, in a prior league?


on 09/15/13 at 04:53:54, Flesh is Fantasy wrote:
 Dwyer is listed on my lineup, but I don't have him genius. Guess I wasn't the only idiot that listed him in free agency. Gotta check that transactions page big guy.


True enough.  My point about Daniel Thomas still stands, notwithstanding this nonsense:


on 09/15/13 at 04:53:54, Flesh is Fantasy wrote:
Daniel Thomas is my #6 RB. I think she lead the team in rushing last week


Bernard Pierce and Ronnie Hillman and Isaiah Pead are ahead of Thomas?  Ok, if you want it that way.  And that makes a difference how?  Six of one, half a dozen of the other.  None of those guys would even sniff the starting lineup on half the rb lineups in this league.  The fact that Thomas led the Dolphins in rushing last week speaks only to the complete futility of their rushing game against the Browns -- let's call a spade a spade, and recognize that he ran 8 times for 14 yards and 1 td, and that that is probably as good as it's going to get for him this year.  Awesome.[smiley=rollinwithlaughter.gif] [smiley=rollinwithlaughter.gif] [smiley=rollinwithlaughter.gif]



on 09/15/13 at 04:53:54, Flesh is Fantasy wrote:
Amendola, you know, the #3 guy on your elite roster, he's hangin' out with us the next 6-8 weeks watching the games.
 When EJ Manuel is your 2nd QB in that dynamic Bills offense, please don't say the likes of E.Manning and Luck are a "tick" better.


I didn't say Manning and Luck were a tick better than Manuel.  I said that, combined, your guys might be a tick better.  Point is, Kaepernick will most likely be better than either of your two guys.  Besides, Manuel is my 3rd qb, so . . . yeah.

Enjoy that high mountain air while it lasts.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Sep 15th, 2013, 2:58pm

on 09/15/13 at 04:53:54, Flesh is Fantasy wrote:
Granted it was during the Reagan years, but they still count.


Indeed, are they not the only years that really matter? ;D

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Sep 23rd, 2013, 4:41am

on 09/23/13 at 00:56:27, Travistotle wrote:
I surrender.  Trout was right; I completely over-estimated my team.

If 3 weeks are any indication, turns out Kaepernick is a fraud, Doug Martin is mediocre, Spiller is a bust, MJD is toast, A. Johnson can't stay on the field, D. Amendola can't get to the field, and Mike Wallace is a bust.  

What was ostensibly a roster with 3 top-16 running backs (and a fourth who was a starter) and with 4 top-30 wide receivers is in fact the following:

Average touchdowns per QB per game: 1.1
Average yards per QB per game: 225

Total RB touchdowns this year: 1
Average yards per RB per game: 62

Total RC touchdowns this year: 0
Average yards per RC per game: 47

Total touchdowns, all positions, through three weeks: 8.  8!!!  That is not a typo.  

Peyton Manning in week one had as many touchdowns as my QBs and RCs have had all year.  Peyton Manning in two weeks has had more touchdowns than my entire roster has in three weeks.

This is, without doubt, the worst 3 weeks of fantasy football I've ever seen for one team.  I really did think I had a team that would compete for a plaque; I really did think I had 2 elite RBs, 2 more starting RBs, a competitive QB crew, and a deep and solid set of RCs.

What on earth is going on? ?.?.? ?.?.? ?.?.?


[smiley=doseofreality.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Oct 3rd, 2013, 9:18pm

on 10/03/13 at 20:44:03, DOLFAN wrote:
Freaking ouch. I hope he is ok. That was nasty.


No ya don't, ya fuckface!  Just when I was warming back up to you...  Thank God I did not trade him to you, right? [smiley=lickmyass.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Oct 17th, 2013, 7:37pm
WOW, Frank is taking over the world.
51-0 AWESOME

Someone take him down this week.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Oct 17th, 2013, 10:44pm
ROFLMAO...

unfreaking believable. all the way to the 1 yard line, then fall down. Loser!!!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Oct 17th, 2013, 10:56pm
what do you expect, you own him, apple doesnt fall too far from the tree!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Oct 19th, 2013, 8:38am
well, keep chasing those losers and their 7 sacks, 2 INTs, 22 pts and a whopping 288 yds given up...TOTAL yds, not passing.

those losers will win me some def categories this week, like last week.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Oct 28th, 2013, 1:19am
Just organizing...  This really should go here...


on 10/28/13 at 00:08:53, IbdFunk wrote:
YEAH baby! big wins barring a miracle from Russell Wilson. Now only if I can get some of my injured players back and get through these bye weeks.  Happy Monday according to Warner.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Oct 31st, 2013, 12:36pm
I would have to be the first to lose to an 0-11 team.   Travis kicked my butt behind the Bengals defensive performance.  What pissed me off was I started the 49ers who only gave up 10 points and scored a TD.  Sadly, the Bengals gave up 9 points and scored 2 TDs.  


Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Nov 3rd, 2013, 6:25pm




I hope Nick Foles 7 TDs (and still going) today does not result in the same outcome for my team that Steg suffered earlier this year!  I need Green Bay (Nelson, Boykin, and Lacey) to have a massive output Monday night, otherwise I am screwed.  

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Nov 3rd, 2013, 8:39pm
Go vent to your wife, who cares. I lost to and you don't hear me bitching to everyone. I told you all along 3rd place for you, why are you surprised? You have no idea how to win in this league but i will teach you for your first round pick next year ):

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Nov 3rd, 2013, 11:30pm
WOW!!! A hell of a Sunday night game.

I hope Kubiak is ok

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Nov 4th, 2013, 2:35am

on 11/03/13 at 20:39:09, IbdFunk wrote:
... and you don't hear me bitching to everyone.


No, you never bitch... [smiley=uh.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Nov 7th, 2013, 1:33pm
Hanging on by a thread. Need to get over these injuries for the stretch. I am possibly interested in a solid RB for my #1 pick next year if anyone is interested.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Nov 7th, 2013, 4:14pm

on 11/07/13 at 13:33:48, IbdFunk wrote:
Hanging on by a thread. Need to get over these injuries for the stretch. I am possibly interested in a solid RB for my #1 pick next year if anyone is interested.


It is going to take more than a #1 pick for a RB


I am willing to trade #1 pick for a QB.  :)

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Nov 7th, 2013, 7:32pm
I agree RBs are hard to come by this late in the year.
I have Foster in my league, and sat him last week...just a gut feeling...then my #3RB was on a bye. I don't have WR injuries though thank goodness.

I also would be interested in giving up RB and/or WR and 1st for a better RB and/or WR.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Nov 7th, 2013, 9:34pm
I should have started Jordan Reed.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Nov 10th, 2013, 10:15am

on 11/03/13 at 20:39:09, IbdFunk wrote:
Go vent to your wife, who cares. I lost to and you don't hear me bitching to everyone. I told you all along 3rd place for you, why are you surprised? You have no idea how to win in this league but i will teach you for your first round pick next year ):


I wanted to revisit the wisdom of Mr Feder and what you would be entitled to if you were to trade a pick to get his awesome advice.  Call it a reference if you will.

Right before the season started, I was berated over the the course of at least a week by Mr 'i am not calling you doctor' Feder for not making a deal with him.   I was stupid, never going to win, etc.   (I am the first to acknowledge I have not won and please, save your commentary or opinion 'that I never will.)  The deal was going to put me over the top according to Danny....

The deal was:

My 1.2, 1.8, Tannehill, and Colston

for

Arian Foster, Matt Flynn.

First, lets take a look at what I would of received in the deal.   Arian Foster, yes, he has a good name, but he lived up to his hype again of  injured.  OUT for the SEASON again.  I would of had a running back who played in 7 games, 542 yards, and a TD and would be out for the rest of the year.  Definitely helping my championship run.    ?.?.?

And then there is Matt Flynn, who could not beat out Tyrelle Prior or McGroin.  And then he could not beat out Thad Lewis or Jeff Tuel in Buffalo.   Even though Danny assured everyone he would be the starter in Oakland.   ?.?.?  (he MAY end up recovering in Green Bay but who knows.)

On my side of the deal, I used the 1.2 for Eddie Lacey.  1.8 for Zac Stacey.  Colston is having a down year I will acknowledge.  But Tannehill is having a better than decent year.  8 games, 2000 yards and 11 TDs.  

In summary, I sure am disappointed I did not listen to Danny.   I sure miss not having 2 players on my team who are not playing!!  

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Nov 10th, 2013, 11:45am
You can't predict injuries, injuries aside, Tannihill and Colton suck. You will lose to me today and still place third. It is amazing how I am doing so well with all of my players going down. You can keep ed lacy and zac Stacy and you will beat me in RBs today. But I will destroy you in wr, qbs, kicking and we will split df, you will lose, again third place, you want to bet?

If yiu had a clue how to win this league you would package a deal with one of those two and your shitty Tannihill for a stud qb, balance your team out. OH! Free advise! You do have stud rbs, your rest of your team sucks, live with that and watch them go down.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DOLFAN on Nov 10th, 2013, 3:40pm

on 11/07/13 at 21:34:05, DOLFAN wrote:
I should have started Jordan Reed.

Hell I should have started Riley Cooper!!!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Nov 11th, 2013, 1:30am
Need a miracle to beat Danny.    Dam it

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Pakman on Sep 10th, 2014, 7:39pm
I just smoked the returning chump, I mean champ and Parsons with one quarterback.  [smiley=jawdroppin.gif]

Looks like its going to be a really great year.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Oct 14th, 2014, 12:02am
Leave it to Steg to finally get the job done! (Insert "crack knuckles" smiley here!)

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Oct 14th, 2014, 7:19am

on 10/14/14 at 00:02:01, StegRock wrote:
Leave it to Steg to finally get the job done! (Insert "crack knuckles" smiley here!)



Brutal weekend that is for sure.   Congrats on your win.    Pretty sure it was a 0-2 weekend.  

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Oct 14th, 2014, 12:46pm
Well, you can feel good that you traded a guy who's career is probably over. Yes, you did lose to me as well!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Oct 14th, 2014, 4:22pm

on 10/14/14 at 12:46:19, IbdFunk wrote:
Yes, you did lose to me as well!


You do know, Danny, that Steve had Branden Oliver and DeSean Jackson -- and NOT Zac Stacy and Golden Tate (like he had against me) -- in against you, right?


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Well, you can feel good that you traded a guy who's career is probably over.


Well, that stuff ends up evening out at the end of the day.  Steve received Moreno in a trade from me this offseason.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Oct 14th, 2014, 6:52pm
i didn't look at that but he did hammer me in rc anyway, wouldn't make a difference. I hammered him in RBS TDs with 3 and probably yards  also, QBS and DF so still a loss for him

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Dec 19th, 2014, 2:41pm
FINALLY!!!   Champion!   [smiley=leagueking.gif]

It has taken me WAY to long to get one, but I am glad to finally be able to put GBRFL Champion next to my name.   First place start to finish.   I think the most amazing thing is I did it without Danny [smiley=clown.gif] being my general manager.  Even though it is my first title, I am still really psyched because I love this league.  

And I hope Joe enjoys owning my early round picks next year.

I hope everyone has a great and safe holiday season!  



Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Dec 19th, 2014, 3:30pm
Congratulations Steve, you earned it you lucky prick. I was right there but injuries got to me and losing too many tight games. Its hard to win 1 let alone multiple ones like DB. As far as Joe P goes and your early picks, he will find a way to fuck them up, he always does..

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Dec 19th, 2014, 7:33pm

on 12/19/14 at 14:41:51, DirkDiggler wrote:
... because I love this league.

[smiley=bow.gif]

BUT...


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First place start to finish.

[smiley=nownow.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Oct 23rd, 2015, 12:16am
This should go here...


on 10/22/15 at 15:23:42, IbdFunk wrote:
I get to play against Allen this week because Parsons is a retard in his trades. UGHH! Lets see if his other two drops can some how keep up with you in VJAX and Maclin " that if he plays" Good chance Cousins will be benched after this week and K Allen will be a top 10 rc this year, Bravo to you parsons.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Art Vandalay on Oct 23rd, 2015, 12:52pm
DB, that noise you hear behind you is not your usual rear end treat from your Rabbi but rather the sound of the Missile rattling off 8 wins in a row to roll into second place. Don't slow down, a rear end collision wont feel pleasant.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DB on Oct 23rd, 2015, 6:42pm
I'm happy to see your confidence up after winning some games, Frank.  I know it has been a while for you to finally reach that 8 win plateau!  However, you and your 2 players carrying you will soon realize that your team's rise, just like your team name, is a false alarm.  A little crisis is nothing to my Gurls.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Oct 23rd, 2015, 9:14pm
Especially when Parsons is handing him his team back with no rebuilding, with the AP deal and now K Alleen, DB must be paying him off

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Oct 24th, 2015, 4:39am

on 10/23/15 at 21:14:30, IbdFunk wrote:
Especially when Parsons is handing him his team back with no rebuilding, with the AP deal and now K Alleen, DB must be paying him off


... or [smiley=bj.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Art Vandalay on Oct 24th, 2015, 9:59am
He's not gay but $20 is $20.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Oct 24th, 2015, 4:08pm
What do you mean?  He is an avowed Gurley man! [smiley=LMFAO.gif] He and his Gurls will suck a bone dry like there is no tomorrow! [smiley=rollinwithlaughter.gif]

...

I'll tell ya another thing...


on 10/24/15 at 04:39:41, StegRock wrote:
... or [smiley=bj.gif]

That looks like a Cuban Missile Crisis right there! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Oct 24th, 2015, 6:30pm
If i had to guess that is Joe sucking DB cock? Has to be? Joe said, " Dave, ill hand you another championship if you just let me chew on your nuts!" Thats how it went down isn't it Joe?

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DB on Oct 25th, 2015, 5:40pm
I don't really get that initial post but it does not sound flattering.  Was that stuff funny back 10-12 years ago when you guys last won the league?

As for you Feder, your team is not looking so great today against me except Tannehill.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Oct 25th, 2015, 6:14pm
I won it 3 years ago, in addition to multiple times ten years ago when you were in last place for ten straight years. You def will win this week, half my team was injured or out on bye, congrats.  

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Art Vandalay on Nov 12th, 2015, 7:31am
"However, you and your 2 players carrying you will soon realize that your team's rise, just like your team name, is a false alarm."

Dave, could you clarify. I'm not sure which 2 players kicked your ass this week.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by StegRock on Nov 12th, 2015, 12:22pm

on 11/12/15 at 07:31:11, Art Vandalay wrote:
"However, you and your 2 players carrying you will soon realize that your team's rise, just like your team name, is a false alarm."

Dave, could you clarify. I'm not sure which 2 players kicked your ass this week.


Two Jaguars...  Allen Robinson and Allen Hurns! :-X

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DB on Nov 12th, 2015, 10:10pm
Congrats on your big week 9 wins, boys!  (yawn)

Doesn't matter to me if I wrap it up halfway through the season (again) or if I win it all week 17 (again).  I will enjoy it either way.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by Stegfucius on Oct 24th, 2016, 9:19pm
I have got a good idea for a new team name for Trout: AARP. [smiley=LMFAO.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by FLESH on Oct 25th, 2016, 7:42pm
Fitting! I'm requesting a new plaque in my honor.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by DirkDiggler on Dec 11th, 2016, 1:34pm
Melvin Gordon goes down.  Someone queue Danny's IR rant   [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Dec 11th, 2016, 4:00pm
I have not said a word since my entire team is on IR. I'm going to laugh when EE goes down now that you opened your mouth. Usually happens that way.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Dec 11th, 2016, 4:47pm
Ryan tannihill out for season also I am told , add that to your list warner. It will be nice when I get everyone back and two of the first three picks of next years draft.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by FLESH on Nov 20th, 2017, 9:16pm
Get ready for some serious bitchin peeps. Feder is falling apart as expected. Blame it all on injuries, poor matchups, and sitting in a high chair till age 12  :'( :'( :'(

Title: Re: Trash Talk Thread
Post by IbdFunk on Nov 20th, 2017, 9:46pm
Yeah, that's coming from a guy who  already lost twice to me and getting ready to lose a third time. He is going to need to take out a second mortgage here soon. I did split this week but I'm glad it's a little tighter, was getting bored with such s big lead.



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