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DirkDiggler
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I have been fucked and did not enjoy it
« on: Dec 8th, 2003, 5:50pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
Well....  yesterday was an ugly day.  My team actually managed to get some bonus points in rushing.  I had 311 yards.  I thought life was going to be pretty good.  
 
But then, I got fucked by Mr Vandalay and Riders of the Storm.  I knew with a name like Riders of the Storm he was probably gay, but Mr Vandalay surprised me.  The fucking by them was not a pleasant experience.  They had better as least say "Thank you" and kiss me good bye!
 
In one day, I faced the following running backs:
 
Vick--141 yards rushing 1 TD
Portis---218 yards FIVE TD
Tomlinson--88 yards rushing  146 yards receiving 2 TD
 
Henry ---169 yards 1 TD
James--163 yards 2 TD
Taylor--95  yards 2 TD
 
So after the bleeding has stopped, and I pull my pants back up, I will  thank both of these teams for my dose of humility.  Congrats to them!!
 
 
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Re: I have been fucked and did not enjoy it
« Reply #1 on: Dec 8th, 2003, 6:59pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
Steve you forgot a few things my friend:
Your season=  
 
You never had a chance bro. They crushed.
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Re: I have been fucked and did not enjoy it
« Reply #2 on: Dec 9th, 2003, 12:17pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
Uhm.... Your welcome.  
  Consider "Spoiler" part 1 completed.
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Re: I have been fucked and did not enjoy it
« Reply #3 on: Dec 9th, 2003, 1:43pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
In all fairness though; great pick up and start of the Jax D. It could have made all the difference.  
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Re: I have been fucked and did not enjoy it
« Reply #4 on: Dec 9th, 2003, 3:23pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
I take offense, Dirk, on several counts.
 
First, the gay reference. If any team has gay connotations, it's gotta be NATION of DOMINATION. I can picture Danelle standing over his "stud" and performing horrid acts with his various tools. Although, I will give Ms. Steele credit for getting me this week.
 
Second, you forgot to mention Shaun Alexander and his 56 yards and a TD. If you are going to talk about my Riders on the Storm, please include them all.
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Re: I have been fucked and did not enjoy it
« Reply #5 on: Dec 9th, 2003, 4:30pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
"Gaydar activate!"
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Re: I have been fucked and did not enjoy it
« Reply #6 on: Dec 9th, 2003, 5:32pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
Not to upset the Gaydar, butt.....the standings are really tight, very, very tight. Oh so tight......
Well that's enough, I don't want to make Steve any wilder that he already is.  
 
Next week is BIG Mr. Milloy or whomever you are this week. BIG I tell you. You and me, mano a mano at the end of the season, just like it should be. I'm getting tingly just thinking about it.    
 
This is where the "Spoiler" will thrive.
There's no Stan Humphries leg injury to save you this time.        
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Re: I have been fucked and did not enjoy it
« Reply #7 on: Dec 9th, 2003, 6:08pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
That's "Mr. MAlloy", smacky!
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