Gridiron Guarantee is a weekly feature where you get to show off your football knowledge and make a bold prediction concerning any game or player for the coming weekend.
The prediction can be game-related, fantasy-specific, or personal.
Make a bold prediction. Don't just say "CBS and FOX will show pictures of turkey farms as they return from commercials on Thursday." That's too easy. Predict something that will have everyone in awe when it actually happens. For example, "Chris Collinsworth will attempt to re-create the memorable scene where John Madden tore a greasy turkey apart with his bare hands for all to see." Then come back here on Monday or Tuesday and give us all the "I told you so"s. If you're wrong, who will ever remember?