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Made-up Football Jokes
« on: Apr 27th, 2004, 7:50pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
Yea, for better or worse, I just made this up (and have a few more on tap)...
 
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What do you call a gay tight end's derriere?
 
For the answer, start highlighting with your cursor HERE -> The tight-endzone,... where you score... by plunging yourself in!
 

 
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Okay, guys, have at it!  Let's keep 'em corny and perhaps a bit tasteless! ...
PC jokes suck!
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Re: Made-up Football Jokes
« Reply #1 on: Apr 29th, 2004, 11:52pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
So, what do you call a gay wide receiver's pecker?
 
Tame answer, highlight with your cursor HERE -> Useless!
 
More colorful, adult answer, highlight HERE -> All fluffed up and nowhere to go!!!
 

 
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Yup, made those up too! ...
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Re: Made-up Football Jokes
« Reply #2 on: May 8th, 2004, 4:49pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
Alright, these are not jokes about football, but they are football-guy jokes in that they are about "things" "dear and hopefully near" to any and all red-blooded football guys and they were made-up...
 
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When do you go from being well-informed to being a boob?
 
For the answer, start highlighting HERE -> When you're abreast!
 

 
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What did the doctor say to the boob-job outpatient?
 
Answer... highlight HERE -> Keep me abreast!
 
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