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(Message started by: Art Vandalay on Oct 7^th, 2004, 1:16pm)

Title: Trash Talk Section
Post by Art Vandalay on Oct 7^th, 2004, 1:16pm

7-0 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Need I say more.

Can you guys say Emmitt Friggin Smith?? Leading the Cardinals in Touchdown passes!!!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by StegRock on Oct 7^th, 2004, 6:38pm

My only response (as my team begins to crack at the seams)... ... [smiley=bow.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by DB on Oct 7^th, 2004, 10:06pm

I recall that Rob Murtha was 8-0 one year and then was 8-8. :o

I'm just glad to see someone say something. :-X This league used to have an interesting trash board. I don't know what happened to you guys [smiley=chicken.gif]. I know that if my team didn't suck ass, I would be all over the place. [smiley=doseofreality.gif] But I suck and I can't say anything. :-X ;) ... yet.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by StegRock on Oct 8^th, 2004, 5:18pm

on 10/07/04 at 22:06:26, DB wrote:

But I suck and I can't say anything. :-X

Yea, bitch,... so shut your trap,... whore! [smiley=bawling.gif][smiley=mywhippinboy.gif] Win ONE, for God's sake!

(Please don't be against me, please.)

As for you, Francis,... I meant what I said, but don't go suckin' down those Cubanos just yet! [smiley=texan.gif] I know it's HARD to resist, though; they're great practice. [smiley=gettinridden.gif]

[smiley=tonguin.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by Art Vandalay on Oct 8^th, 2004, 5:50pm

;D OOh. Now it's getting good.

Listen Stegie boy, after I spank the next two [smiley=monkey.gif] [smiley=monkey.gif]monkeys this weekend, and I'm sitting pretty at 9-0 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D, I may pull out your favorite Cuban [smiley=cowboy.gif]and reminisce of the days in the pool with you smoking it. [smiley=touching.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by DB on Oct 9^th, 2004, 11:05am

Quote:

so shut your trap

[smiley=pullleeeeeeeze.gif] The revolution has started in Tampa Bay. First, Chris Simms over your boy Johnson. Next Stevie Jackson will take over for Faulk and the revolution, the comeback, will be in full swing. Talk now bitch cause your going down!

[smiley=smileytrash.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by DirkDiggler on Oct 10^th, 2004, 5:01pm

Don't screw with my bench! Week 1 and 2 Curtis Martin ran for over 100 yards each week. Week 3 Stallworth went ahead and caught a TD and 100 yards. And finally this week, Duece McAllister was on my bench because he "may split carries" and proceeded to rush for over 100 yards.

And I wonder why I only have two wins.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by IbdFunk on Oct 12^th, 2004, 1:11pm

The way it looks to me is a 2 man race between francis and The Nation of Domination. Francis, you know you got lucky in week1 with the overturn of the game. I made a few trades and now with the addition of RUDY to my squad look out.

As for Stegman, you team is for shit and is fallen apart quickly which i love seeing. It was fun kicking your ASS with 4 of my starters on the bench for bye weeks.

Trout, you have always sucked but i give you credit for always talking a big game. You should name your team the Snapper Heads because year in and out you snap a lot but never back it up!!!

Hahn, we can always count on you for destroying your teams via trades. How did you dump Portis for those scrubs. If you want to get rid of a scrub, how about Vick. He sucks for this league, you have not figured that out yet. I think Bledsoe has better QB stats then Vick and Bledsoe sucks!!!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by Art Vandalay on Oct 13^th, 2004, 8:32am

Well Danny, thanks for the uhm....compliment :-/.
It's a two horse race but one horse looks pretty gimpy. With two bad arms (Bledsoe, McNair) three bad legs (Faulk, Shipp, Griffin) and a Moss growing in the good hoof. I don't think that horse will make it through the entire race without being put down. :-/
I'd be happy to be the one to put it down though. Just say the word. I predict week 8 will be the end of the two horse race.
See you then. ;D

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by IbdFunk on Oct 13^th, 2004, 11:08am

Before you snap your mouth, you need to know what you are talking about. I agree with you that Faulk and Griffin are problems. Thats why i just traded for Rudi Johnson, oh and i think I picked up Ruben Droughns as well. To have Faulk, Dillon, Rudi Johnson,Q Griffin or Droughns is not too bad!! Marcell Shipp will back back next year. The reason why i have three rings is because i can adapt. My wr are the best in the league!! Forgetting about Moss, there is no mention of Jackson or J Walker who both have better stats then any one of your wr including TO!!! Please, before you open your mouth, get the facts straight....

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by Art Vandalay on Oct 13^th, 2004, 12:09pm

So sounds like a long winded admitance that the QBs suck and the RBs are mediocre. I can accept that. I wouldn't have expected you to agree with me so it's quite refreshing.

;D As I said, see you week 8.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by StegRock on Oct 13^th, 2004, 5:38pm

on 10/13/04 at 11:08:47, IbdFunk wrote:

oh and i think I picked up Ruben Droughns as well.

Numbskull! [smiley=skull.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by Flesh is Fantasy on Oct 14^th, 2004, 9:02am

Kudos to Frank for starting this thread.(No, Feder, Kudos is not a snack you eat.) It has reminded me again what the good Dr. was doing in college as grammar class was commencing [smiley=bonghit.gif]
Bi thu wae Feaeter, thad's knot hou ewe spel Roodi. [smiley=Imwithstupid.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by IbdFunk on Oct 14^th, 2004, 10:39am

Trout can you say" Mi Tem Suks" "I av nver wn n ths leage"...

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by Flesh is Fantasy on Oct 15^th, 2004, 5:31pm

danielle...actually I have not won the league title..I have however won more games than your candy ass over the last 5 years...I've also not benefited from some of the great trades that you have. By the way, are you and Curtis Enis still Butt-buddies. [smiley=dick.jpg]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by IbdFunk on Oct 15^th, 2004, 11:50pm

Yes I know you have. The last one i can remeber is Antwain Smith for Randy Moss

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by Art Vandalay on Oct 17^th, 2004, 12:04pm

Well, now that the pesky 9-0 barrier has been broken :o, I'm headed in to my toughest game of the year. No Colts - No offense. I'm practically conceding this weeks game. :'(

I've heard good things about this week's opponent. :o

The revolution has started in Tampa Bay. First, Chris Simms over your boy Johnson. Next Stevie Jackson will take over for Faulk and the revolution, the comeback, will be in full swing. Talk now bitch cause your going down!

The mere mention of Chris Simms sends streaks of terror down my spine. I only hope, no, pray that I can come out of this week without being demoralized, let alone with a win.

I ask all of you to be supportive and keep me in your thoughts this week. I will need all of the help I can get when I go against the mighty Shockwaves. [smiley=scream.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by DB on Oct 17^th, 2004, 9:41pm

:'(

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by Skcus Redef 2 on Oct 19^th, 2004, 12:56pm

Docter Dan,

Well, well, well - you open your yapper and then I come out and like always, use you like a shoe. The McNil bros. really came through for you this week. The one thing that I was surprised about is that you didn't play Droughns against me this week. That probably would have given you the win. Maybe you will put him in your starting lineup next week.

As for Joe P., you did put a whupin' on me so I the week wasn't a complete success. Oh, wait - yes it was. I stomped Feder.

p.s. - I am trying to see if anyone knows who the top receiver is in Cincinnati. I thought that earlier in the year I had traded for him but I can't seem to find him anywhere. Oh, that's right. He is busy sending out Pepto-Bismol to everyone. How funny!!!!

Hey Chad, do me a favor -

STOP SCREWING AROUND AND CATCH A DAMN TD OR A BALL OCCASIONALLY.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by StegRock on Oct 20^th, 2004, 5:12pm

on 10/18/04 at 20:08:16, DOLFAN wrote:

Trout and I have made yet another BLOCKBUSTER deal.

Trout gets Favre, SDavis and Famos Amos Zereoue

Joe gets Clinton Portis and Mark SHITTY Brunell.

Now I have 2 pair of loser interception tossing QB tandems.

Can anybody say passive-aggressive disorder? ... Joe, you are such a [smiley=sneaky.gif] .

I had to put this on this thread because it was really more apropos here.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by DOLFAN on Oct 20^th, 2004, 8:53pm

I finally won my 2nd game. Maybe now I can win a 3rd. Ahman and Portis look like a pretty good start, if only I could get a decent #3 RB to help out. I can't get any rushing TDs, but DAUNTE'S PEAKING this year. He is on pace for a career year.
I can't talk any smack though, my team is not even close.
You boys keep having at it. [smiley=wagingwar.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by Art Vandalay on Oct 21^st, 2004, 8:39am

Awww come on Joe, at least respond to the "passive-aggressive disorder" comment. You can't let something like that go by.
:DCome on...
:DCome on...
;DSaaaay it...
;DSaaaay it...

By the way, I'll give you Emmitt Smith AND my 6th round pick in the draft for Daunte. What do you say pal? ;)

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by DOLFAN on Oct 21^st, 2004, 7:28pm

What can I say? I agree with Steg to some extent, certainly not to the depth at which his post was intended. I have been very cautious this past year in regards to trades. I admittedly have not had enough depth to take the chance of doing a deal that just didn't feel right to me.
I missed the chance to get some good players, namely Chambers, TO and Tiki, which nobody saw having a huge year like he is having. This deal happens to fit both team right now, it is a win/win.
Maybe I can play spoiler to someone towards the end of the year. Hell Frankie, you crushed me by all of 1 point, and that was when I only had 1 starting RB. Favre will hurt, but with DAUNTE PEAKING like he is I can't do any worse without Favre can I???

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by Art Vandalay on Oct 21^st, 2004, 7:43pm

?.?.?So, is that a NO to my trade offer?

By the way 1 or 100 still a W.

I had a few key people out too you know.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by DOLFAN on Oct 21^st, 2004, 10:34pm

Frankie, that is a no, but I do have a wr to trade. Looking at your team though, you don't need one.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by Art Vandalay on Oct 21^st, 2004, 11:21pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by Flesh is Fantasy on Oct 26^th, 2004, 1:39am

Feder..(my bitch) ..Hey Doc I figured out the game this week and just for shits and giggles put Droughns in Your L.U...as usual I still beat you. Your sure lookin good with Bledsoe for a few weeks.
By the way, that's me in your rearview about to pass your crap-squad again this year.
Joe, great sense of sarcasm commenting on our trade. I'm sure you have the better player for the future. However, you'll need Warner's crystal ball to predict his impact on your squad 4 years from now. Afterall, the internet -guy formula is to build for 5 years out correct? One last thing: I sure hope Daunte's not Peeking at your W-L record....what a waste of some awesome fantasy production.

[smiley=lickmyass.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by Art Vandalay on Oct 26^th, 2004, 8:03am

>:( Dave, what the hell are you talking about? Didn't you read the previous post?

To have Faulk, Dillon, Rudi Johnson,Q Griffin or Droughns is not too bad!!
How could you (with a straight face) doubt the abilities of such a team. I'm sure they just had a down week :'( ...........just like they'll have next week. :'(

By the way, thanks for picking up the Giants ahead of me in the draft this week and keepiong me from making a huge mistake. ;)

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by IbdFunk on Oct 27^th, 2004, 8:05pm

Trout you are the biggest loser i know. You call me at all hours to tell me how bad you beat me. You would think you just won the lottery. I thank you for the compliment!! I guess this is the biggest accomplishment of your life, or it seems is beating me. I am your bitch?? I kicked you ass the first time we played and yes my QB did not go out after the first few plays and my best RC was not on the bench. I can see you have very high expectations for your life. You can take the victory and call it a season since you just won the league. OH SHIT, that cant be right, you have never won the league. When things go well for you"which of couse is only being competative never winning" you can not shut up. When things go bad for you, you basically quit the league and do not even summit line ups. I hope you stay competative because the league is better with 10 teams not 9. We all know from the past when Trouts team does not do well he quits. Thats the true life story of Trout. Never a winner but is always in the hunt!!I am very proud of you Trout. I hope you enjoy this victory, Congrads!!!!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by Flesh is Fantasy on Oct 28^th, 2004, 12:08am

Frankie...don't mention it with the Giants..glad I could help. Come to think of it, I suspect your team will turn out much like the underachieving oh-G-men. (wishful thinking I guess).
Good doctor, so glad to hear from you! Or was that you? I mean grammatically everything was going way to smooth in your post.
Surely, I said, this can not be the mind of the 97 lb. chimp I've grown to adore; the guy that has the vocabulary of a 3 month old crack baby. But finally, there it was, ( inconspicious to the casual reader of such mindless drivel) a new meaning to the word summit..as in summitting your lineup. (so you can be COMPETATIVE).
Alas, maybe Featter forgot to pay his last installment on the post someone wrote for him and had to challenge his brilliant minned.
Dan, can you spell check that for me in between massages?
Still your bitch....the Quitter.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by StegRock on Oct 29^th, 2004, 7:33pm

Not to put a crimp in this wonderful little tiff we got goin' on here...

But, HoJo, Daunte may be peaking, but your team sucks! :P

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by DOLFAN on Oct 29^th, 2004, 8:45pm

[smiley=ohshit.gif][smiley=deadhorse.gif] [smiley=deadhorse.gif] YES IT DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [smiley=bawling.gif] I have said that since the end of last season. And your point being?

SUCKs, SUCKs, SUCKs. I barely deserve to have access to post on this thread. Bohrer, Warner and I should just stay away from this thread until we can win more than 8 games combined.
[smiley=bow.gif]Thanks for bringing that to my attention Steg. And to think, all this time I felt as if I had a team to make run. Well, back to the drawing board. [smiley=coach.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by Art Vandalay on Oct 29^th, 2004, 9:58pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by DB on Oct 30^th, 2004, 11:04am

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by Art Vandalay on Oct 30^th, 2004, 4:08pm

;D? Who's the lucky team?
Hooray for DB. Hooray.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by IbdFunk on Nov 1^st, 2004, 4:10pm

I am not sure if i won this week, I dont think i did. Before i start getting abused if this is fact keep in mind the following. I had 4 of my starters out due to bye weeks and injuries. Mcnair,Moss, Dillon and Faulk. The good thing is that they will all be back in the up coming weeks and i should begin to roll. I do not need anyone to kick and man when he is down. It is one thing if i had most of my team playing. YES, this is an excuse FRANK, i would give you props if i was beat with my full squad. Dont pull a Trout on me, there is a long way to go. If i did beat someone this week that is Ridiculous!!!!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by Art Vandalay on Nov 1^st, 2004, 5:52pm

Excuse accepted. :)
Thank you for playing. :D
May you have a continued strangle hold on second place.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by Art Vandalay on Nov 1^st, 2004, 10:15pm

Oh yeah. I forgot;

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by Art Vandalay on Nov 8^th, 2004, 8:41am

:'( :'(

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by IbdFunk on Nov 18^th, 2004, 3:42pm

I figure by now both Trout and Stegman would fly down for an appoitment to see me. I am sure your necks are killing you by looking up at me in the standings all season. Trout I know that you killed me when we played(oh so you think). You see guys you have to realize how crazy it is that i am in this. The injuries that i have had and still have is ridiculous. I am a fucking great GM. To be able to manage a team and win year after year is plan stupid. The only reason i am not on top YET, is due to the dismantling of my team a few weeks ago when i played Frank. Now that i almost have everyone healthy again its time to roll. I have always said especially to those bottom dwellers(Trout) it is the end result what counts. A Freaking championship that matters. I know it makes those who have never had success in this league to talk smack early on. Dont you feel stupid after the season is over when you have not won AGAIN!! Then you have the nerve to always get the first few picks in the draft, year after year and still stink!!( Thats right Warner) I have not had a top three pick in this leauge since we first drafted. This is just something for everyone to think about. Soon to be Chamion again with 4 rings Nation of Domination....P.S I am taking donations to help build a bigger trophy case because i am out groing the current one i have...

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by Flesh is Fantasy on Nov 19^th, 2004, 2:01pm

i four won em speach-less.dani u rool!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by Art Vandalay on Nov 25^th, 2004, 12:06pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

With two more hard earned victories last week, I believe the "magic number" is 8. So let us begin the countdown.

[smiley=rollin.gif] [smiley=rollin.gif] [smiley=rollin.gif] [smiley=rollin.gif] [smiley=rollin.gif] [smiley=rollin.gif] [smiley=rollin.gif] [smiley=rollin.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by DOLFAN on Nov 25^th, 2004, 5:47pm

Eight

Or for Feder: ate!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by Art Vandalay on Nov 27^th, 2004, 1:41pm

[smiley=havinablast.gif]Yes, eight. The number of touch-downs that Peyton would have thrown had he actually played 4 quarters.
:)(Thank goodness they took him out though.)

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by StegRock on Nov 27^th, 2004, 5:24pm

Before we get Week 12 underway, I just want to wrap up my Week [smiley=dick.jpg] [smiley=dick.jpg] victory over Fanny Deder. How's that [smiley=dick.jpg] point I beat ya by feelin' there? It's like a real [smiley=dick.jpg] in your ass, huh,... 2[smiley=dick.jpg] - 2[smiley=donut.gif]? Feel it, bitch! And, since you opened the door to this, let me kick it right on in... How is your neck feelin' lookin' up at both me and Trout? I know my "neck" [smiley=dick.jpg] is feelin' pretty battered and bruised from the workout you gave it Week [smiley=dick.jpg] [smiley=dick.jpg], ya whore. Also, cry me a fuckin' river [smiley=bawling.gif] regarding "all your injuries". I went in against you without my far-and-away #1 player, Priest Holmes, actually have been and will be without him for weeks, and lost my #2 player Jamal Lewis, eh-hem another running back, the key position as we all know, after just 2 carries (for 5 yards), which, mind you, was far-and-away a better game than the full game Marshall "grab me my walker" Faulk [smiley=wiseman.gif] gave you, 13 rushes for 6 yards, [smiley=rollinwithlaughter.gif] killing your yards per rush, which ended up being the game clincher for me... OUCH!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by Flesh is Fantasy on Nov 28^th, 2004, 11:53am

Danielle;
Maybe you can take the rest of the season to polish your trophies and your boyfriend's knob. Your season is as herniated as your vocabulary.
Francis;
Great job on the magic# (you've got Feder absolutely confused now). The pressure is all on you amigo. I was reminded recently to look back thru the 1999 season which previously was the biggest collapse in modern sports history. (yeah You). Now that the Yanks have one-upped you, I expect you to again reclaim the title. Your two best players are 18 and 81 as in 1918. Not sure how I made that correlation( or why ) but here's to a giant non-fiesta for you senor .

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by Art Vandalay on Nov 30^th, 2004, 8:11am

Another week, another two wins boys. Here's the tally for those who look forward to it every week.

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

And for those mathematicians out there; the magic number is...... [smiley=rollin.gif] [smiley=rollin.gif] [smiley=rollin.gif] [smiley=rollin.gif] [smiley=rollin.gif] [smiley=rollin.gif] (assuming everyone in the top 4 won of course.)

Dan, it's time to take Mr. Faulk's cleats and hang them up pal. It's over. He gave you a great run, but the old man needs to head down to Florida with you in one of those gated communities and play ping-pong all day.

The Yankees will rule once again. Trout, I'll see YOU next week.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by StegRock on Dec 3^rd, 2004, 7:34pm

[smiley=Imwithstupid.gif]

So, Dr. Danny calls me on Sunday evening all clamouring how his game against Trout is over, how he CRUSHED him and also how his game with Frank is close and that he probably has the edge over him. [smiley=pullleeeeeeeze.gif] ... ::) I mean he hadn't a clue about the real statistics and how they're processed, ?.?.? BUT, he did almost correctly point out that he needed like only 8 or so yards rushing from Marshall Faulk on Monday night... 7 rushes for 7 yards later and... [smiley=doseofreality.gif] ... [smiley=slap.gif] two losses later... [smiley=doh.gif] ... [smiley=no.gif] ... [smiley=itllbeok.gif]

That whole scenario deserves another... [smiley=Imwithstupid.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by Art Vandalay on Dec 4^th, 2004, 1:46pm

I'll give Danny some credit ::) . IF Marshal Faulk had rushed in double digits [smiley=ram.gif]and IF Javon Walker was Favre's go to guy instead of Donald Driver [smiley=cheesehead.gif], things would have been closer.
He must have felt pretty good, whatching SportsCenter Sunday night only to cry in his corn flakes Tuesday Morning. :'(

Better luck next year Danny. The fat lady has sung for the Nation this year.

[smiley=king.gif] Art Vandalay has spoken.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by StegRock on Dec 6^th, 2004, 3:47pm

Hi, Francis! How ya feelin'... the day after? [smiley=bawling.gif][smiley=mywhippinboy.gif] That one rush for -8 yards from Owens... YOUCH! [smiley=sinister.gif] Mitigated ALL the rest of his performance... by costing you the game! [smiley=doh.gif]

...

Edited for the "unofficial" update of the scores of my games... Francis, upon further review, Owens didn't cost you the game; the final score wasn't even that close... 34-18,... OUCH! Doug, I'll let you know about your [smiley=spank.gif] too since I'm at it... 34-10!

So, Francis,... those high-beams burnin' your retinas, bitch? [smiley=cruisin.gif][smiley=nervous.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by Art Vandalay on Dec 7^th, 2004, 8:42am

Steg, congratulations on a win. Not a great win, but a win never the less. The fact remains, the Pats and Westbrook single handedly won the game for you. That's it. That's all you had. Your meager bunch of second tier misfits (shouldn't they be on that island with "Charley in the Box") don't even come close to the talent on my team. But that's why we have to actually play the game. Unfortunately I came in on the short end of the stick this week.
You can keep your headlights on all the way kid, but I still have the machine in gear, and trucking down the road. Every once in a while, I have to slow down for a squirrel or something but I'm still getting to my final destination ahead of you.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by sexydexy on Dec 7^th, 2004, 10:04am

Not in this league but...boy, isn't this guy a sore loser?

:D :o ::)

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by StegRock on Dec 7^th, 2004, 10:42am

Perhaps (it seems so in this case),... but he is probably going to win it all (and deservedly so) this year (and he is a personal friend (as is the case with 80% of the league)), so... (that is why the trash talk can get a bit more caustic and even more personal in here). That said, sd, I appreciate the spirit of your comment as it relates to me, :) who is probably going to be stuck in second. :'(

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by Art Vandalay on Dec 7^th, 2004, 2:13pm

>:( Sore to the Core BABY!!!
:-* Steve knows it's all in love. Actually I think we've got a date later this year where I'll show him some more of that man love he enjoys.
[smiley=shiteatingrin.gif]Having said that, If you were in this league Sexy, (don't get jealous Steve) you'd be sucking fumes behind me in the standings as well.
[smiley=rifle.gif]HAPPY HOLIDAYS YOU FILTHY ANIMALS !!
BBBBWWWWAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAA

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by Skcus Redef 2 on Dec 7^th, 2004, 5:39pm

I still have a shot to repeat, right? I think I picked up Julius Jones in free agency.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by StegRock on Dec 8^th, 2004, 12:48am

That's what 40 bucks gets you these days on the Colorado streets, huh, Markie? Damn Dems... [smiley=nono.gif] Yikes!

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by Art Vandalay on Dec 8^th, 2004, 7:51am

?.?.? What do you expect from those Mountain People in Denver?
:P Isn't Colorado the South of the West?

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by Skcus Redef 2 on Dec 8^th, 2004, 1:06pm

THEM ARE FIGHTIN' WORDS. In no way can Colorado be called the South of the West. Most of us have teeth. I am surprised most of you guys don't recognize her - she was recently crowned Miss NJ.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by Art Vandalay on Dec 8^th, 2004, 4:07pm

:-[ I may have been erroneous. Perhaps it's the West of the South, I'm not sure now.
Just please, don't make a case by talking about the great amateur hockey championships, and second to none Roller Derby squads, and WWF Champions...I won't even talk NASCAR.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by Art Vandalay on Dec 11^th, 2004, 4:13pm

[smiley=MrT.gif] OK girls. I know you've been waiting patiently for your weekly math lesson. So here it is......

The magic number is now [smiley=surfing.gif] [smiley=surfing.gif] [smiley=surfing.gif] [smiley=surfing.gif] [smiley=surfing.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by Art Vandalay on Dec 12^th, 2004, 8:05pm

:-/ Not to trash talk too early but.....
[smiley=doh.gif]How in the hell did the other 9 teams ahead of me not even try to get T.J. Houshmandzadeh? Couldn't you spell it? (171 yards last week, 145 yard this week)
:P I'm a little dissapointed that you guys aren't even putting up a fight.

Doug, Joe, sorry to take it out on you guys this week, but you guys are in for an ol' fashioned, down home, thrashing.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by Art Vandalay on Dec 14^th, 2004, 8:23am

Volek? :-/
Who knew?? :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by StegRock on Dec 14^th, 2004, 5:26pm

Well, I'm going to finish up the rest of the games tonight/tomorrow, but, Francis, I'll tell you this much, we both went 1-1. [smiley=hmmmm.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by Art Vandalay on Dec 14^th, 2004, 5:43pm

I know............ ;)

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by dowens11 on Dec 14^th, 2004, 8:42pm

Frank, sorry I had to swpoil your week

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by Art Vandalay on Dec 15^th, 2004, 8:05am

That's OK.
The magic number still drops to [smiley=gladiator.gif] [smiley=gladiator.gif] [smiley=gladiator.gif]
and all the pressure is on Steve. He has 3 games left to my 2, and has to get past Hahn and Fedder who are no cake walk.
8-) Every "Two Jakes" loss is another nail in his own coffin. But he knows that. ;)

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by StegRock on Dec 15^th, 2004, 7:31pm

Hear that, Warner and Pak! Francisco is de facto calling you two cake walks! Them there are fightin' words! I think a lesson is needing to be taught to our "Latin [smiley=texan.gif] gringo" friend here, fellas. [smiley=waitinforu.gif] ... [smiley=waitinforu.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by DirkDiggler on Dec 15^th, 2004, 7:39pm

on 12/15/04 at 19:31:48, StegRock wrote:

The way my team has performed this year, I really don't even deserve to be able to post anything on this board. However, Francisco does need to watch his words. With the emergence of the Jones'(Kevin and Julius), my team is far from a cake walk. I guess I am going to have to teach Gonzo a lesson.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by StegRock on Dec 15^th, 2004, 8:20pm

on 12/15/04 at 19:39:45, DirkDiggler wrote:

[smiley=thumbsup.gif]

GO WARNER, GO! [smiley=havinablast.gif] GO WARNER, GO! [smiley=havinablast.gif] GO WARNER, GO! [smiley=havinablast.gif]

Give him hell, Stevo! [smiley=demon.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=demon.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by Art Vandalay on Dec 16^th, 2004, 8:42am

?.?.? As you know, English is not my first language, so if "de facto" means " n: desperate little man trying to incite others against a far superior head coach" then I agree completely.

:) Warner, of course someone of your superior intelligence surmised that I was actually insinuating that my chances of getting a loss in the next couple of weeks is fair, but Steve's is greater.

[smiley=whistle.gif]Steg, make sure the little statue on the trophy has a number 18 on it, and that it's extra shiny when you hand it to me.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by StegRock on Dec 16^th, 2004, 5:47pm

on 12/16/04 at 08:42:32, Art Vandalay wrote:

Warner, of course someone of your superior intelligence surmised that I was actually insinuating that my chances of getting a loss in the next couple of weeks is fair, but Steve's is greater.

Right!!! Why? Because you think your schedule Weeks 15 and 16 versus Pak and Warner to be easier than mine! [smiley=tonguin.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by Art Vandalay on Dec 23^rd, 2004, 8:13am

It's hard for me to trash-talk since I lost AGAIN this week, but.....hey.....what was that noise?

Was that the "SHOCKwave" heard round the world? [smiley=rifle.gif]

Steve, be honest, how many times did you go over every excruciating detail in your stats vs Dave? 6? 12? Come on, really.

Live by the Patriots, die by the Patriots huh? [smiley=patriot.gif]

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by StegRock on Dec 28^th, 2004, 1:42am

"Eh-hem..." (That was me clearing my throat!)

"Gulp..." (That was Francis gulping!)

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by StegRock on Dec 30^th, 2004, 1:55pm

I'm a magician... I can make magic numbers disappear...

[smiley=wizard.gif]Magic #'s

[smiley=wizard.gif]"POOF!"

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by Art Vandalay on Dec 30^th, 2004, 7:29pm

The Magic Number is ONE pal, as in ONE win over you and it's over.

Who do you plan on starting this week?
I think everyone on your roster is taking the rest of the year off.

Enjoy New Year's Eve pal, because 2005 will definately be rung in by Peyton and Tom.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by StegRock on Dec 31^st, 2004, 8:46pm

on 12/30/04 at 19:29:47, Art Vandalay wrote:

The Magic Number is ONE pal, as in ONE win over you and it's over.

Knock, knock... That's not a magic number anymore, not that it ever really was!

Quote:

Who do you plan on starting this week?
I think everyone on your roster is taking the rest of the year off.

Enjoy New Year's Eve pal, because 2005 will definately be rung in by Peyton and Tom.

That is a joke, right?

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by DB on Jan 6^th, 2005, 1:03pm

I think its really interesting that Trout was over .500 but his differential was way in the negative, while Warner was way below .500 but slightly in the positives. ?.?.?

Does this mean our system is flawed in the sense that there is more luck involved here than in rotiserrie leagues? There is definately more excitement and trash talking here, but this is interesting nonetheless.

Title: Re: Trash Talk Section
Post by StegRock on Jan 6^th, 2005, 1:50pm

That's the difference between "cumulative fantasy/performance points" (like the CBFL) versus "head-to-head" (it really has nothing to do with the "rotisserie" style set-up we have). Actually, since it's head-to-head "points differential (vis-a-vis our rotisserie style system)", it is even less meaningful to think of it in terms of a "cumulative fantasy/performance points system" analysis. Frankly speaking, comparing our "points differential (which is merely for second-level tie-break purposes only) to a league system totally based on "cumulative fantasy/performance points" is like comparing apples to oranges.