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Title: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by StegRock on Aug 28th, 2002, 7:35am Got Jake "the Snake" Plummer on my team this year! Goin' with the... Plummer Snakes ;D |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by piglet on Sep 1st, 2002, 9:39am the best one I have heard of is Off in the woods. Even when the team loses it can still get the last laugh. priceless. :D |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by StegRock on Sep 1st, 2002, 11:27am I am going to go back to 1989 and go year for year with each post, thus, extending the lifespan of this thread. :D (Wow! I need a life! :-[ ) In 1989, I had Steve Grogan, one of my all-time favorites. Team name:Grogan's Heros (yea, it was mispilled! :-[ ) [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by GratefulTed on Sep 3rd, 2002, 5:10pm I named one of my teams BeaArthursDick, that way if I beat you, you got beat by BeaArthursDick, if you beat me, you just beat BeaArthursDick. Each way you lose [smiley=flipa.gif] |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by PhantasyPhilly on Sep 5th, 2002, 7:03am This year my team is named the Amish Gangbangers |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by armchairlinebacker on Sep 6th, 2002, 11:03pm some of mine from this year: Federal Bureau of Intoxication XFL Castoffs Drunk Monkey Knife Fighters some favorites i've seen on other forums/messageboards/sites: Alcoholics Unanimous Late Hit Specialists Any Given Sunday What Would Joe Do? Stud Kicker Theory America's Most Wanted ;D |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by StegRock on Sep 7th, 2002, 7:34am Good ONES, so far! Let's keep 'em cumming, I mean, coming! [smiley=rollinwithlaughter.gif] Okay, that was juvenile! [smiley=takinyours.gif] Well, I kept "Grogan's Heros" for 2 seasons. I then had a few pretty gay team names before going back to ones that included names of the players on my roster. "Omegamen" was one of them as I was in the Alpha Tau Omega fraternity. In 1993, with the popularity of the show "Beavis & Butthead" and my having Marion Butts, I became... ...the Buttsheads [smiley=rollinwithlaughter.gif] No, not Butt-sheds ::) (though that is pretty funny, too), like the people [smiley=smileytrash.gif] at the company who hosted our league used to say in their telephone-accessible weekly results. It was Butts-heads! And, "me" and the Butts-heads won ourselves a Super Bowl that season, but, in truth, the Super Bowl was not the coveted crown of the league. |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by Venom on Sep 7th, 2002, 2:14pm So many over the years, but a couple I've used seem to have a place in my heart: The Red Elvises The Flaming Homers (after the Simpson drink) Magic Nose Goblins Sic Em Fi Fi |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by Bert on Sep 7th, 2002, 3:56pm Poon Hounds |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by armchairlinebacker on Sep 7th, 2002, 4:23pm haha Venom, i love the Flaming Homers name...will have to use it for a team in the future [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by Guzalot on Sep 8th, 2002, 1:40am A few of my favorites from my league: Screaming Weasels Phat Naked Popes Cotten Runts B Diddies (formerly Big Daddies) |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by StegRock on Sep 8th, 2002, 9:15am In 1994, I finally won my FIRST fantasy football (GBRFL) Championship with Brian Blades and the... Bladesrunners |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by DirkDiggler on Sep 8th, 2002, 10:59am I inherited my current team name, so gotta give the original owner props. The name is: Dirk Diggler gameCOCKS |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by PhantasyPhilly on Sep 9th, 2002, 8:29pm Last year my team name was "100 Yards of Hell". And it was Hell, every week for me as I finished in the basement. [smiley=shootmyself.gif] |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by WeinkeMaster on Sep 9th, 2002, 10:30pm Hey Steg, who can forget; The Warewolves - named after Andre Ware The Yeast Infection - named after Craig Yeast or of course The Slick Weinkes - soon to be GBRFL Champs. |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by StegRock on Sep 9th, 2002, 10:39pm Those were kickass! [smiley=yes.gif] Very creative! Montezuma's Revenge, another one of your goodies, I must confess, I also thought was perty good. [smiley=awwgee.gif] I just hated what it did to ASG's sheet! [smiley=fumin.gif] |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by Razzak on Sep 10th, 2002, 1:18am I was Philz Mom for a while, and I have a reputation of always going stud-RB. Wrote a news article: As you all know, Philz Mom loves to get a bunch of studs to fill her backfield. One just isn't enough, two, three, or even four are mandatory. I don't know how many young studs her backfield can hold, but I'm sure she'll reach and surpass her limit. I'm sure the guy Phil in our league found it hilarious :) |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by Mossaholic on Sep 22nd, 2002, 11:58am [smiley=hellyeafunny.gif]Philz Mom LOL i'm going to have to remember that one |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by muzz on Sep 22nd, 2002, 12:04pm Boston Throttle |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by StegRock on Sep 24th, 2002, 9:39pm In 1995, "in the name of" one of my all-time favorite players (and some old wrestler from back in the day), especially considering I am a HUGE Broncos fan, I became... Big John's Studs ...named after my main man, John Elway [smiley=Elway.gif] [smiley=rollinwithlaughter.gif] , who, of course, based on the precedent I set, was on my team! With this team, I began a four-year run of bridesmaids' finishes, 2nd Place that is! The value of those solid finishes was punctuated by two bookend Championships. Point being, it was a good six-year run for the Stegger [smiley=smileytrash.gif] ! ;D |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by StegRock on Oct 8th, 2002, 4:11am In 1996, when Deion Sanders started out the season playing quite a bit at wide receiver for "America's Team," I drafted him and named my team... Prime Time Even used him and got a win with him the week he actually had a solid 80-yard game. ;D And, yes, loyal to my team's name, I held on to him for the WHOLE season. |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by WeinkeMaster on Oct 8th, 2002, 5:47pm Yeah, that one was one of your lame ones. But it gives me a reason to keep Weinke on my squad. Aside from the 90 year old guy playing QB right now. |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by StegRock on Oct 16th, 2002, 6:49am In 1997, after making it a point to trade for Jerry Rice during the offseason just so I could finally use this team name I had come up with years prior, Jerry suffers torn ligaments on opening day. [smiley=gettinhammered.gif] Appropriately, I suppose, my team name was... you can probably guess... Jerry's Kids That was the third of my aforementioned four consecutive second-place finishes, before and after which there were two Championship bookends. ;D |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by StegRock on Oct 19th, 2002, 8:12am In 1998, I saw the last of the string of 2nd Place finishes before winning a second Championship. The team was... The Pride It was named after Barry! [smiley=toocool.gif] |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by Barnaby_Wilde on Nov 6th, 2002, 7:19pm For the last 7 or 8 years, mine has been Barnaby Wilde's Aardvark Emporium. Some of the other good ones in my league have been: The Butt Pirates Rot and Roll Ya Pukes Nuts in your Mouth The Eye Ares (whoever this guy drafts gets hurt, this year its Warner) Don't Trip, it's all Good Feel the Frost The Tea Bags The Young Untrained Circus Elephants Pack your Bags |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by Burt on Nov 23rd, 2002, 3:13am I try to keep my team name reflective of where I'm living. Being from Montana, I went with the Butte Holes last year. [smiley=tired.gif] |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by FourTwoOh on Nov 23rd, 2002, 3:27am on 11/23/02 at 03:13:13, Burt wrote:
But what the heck is a wampuscat? ;D |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by Walker_Boh on Nov 23rd, 2002, 2:21pm Milehigh Madness - my team[smiley=thumbsup.gif] |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by StegRock on Feb 6th, 2003, 3:46pm on 11/23/02 at 03:13:13, Burt wrote:
Now that, I really like! Very creative, Burt! [smiley=thumbsup.gif] I'll get back to my list of team names based on players' names later. For now, here are a couple generic ones I came up with that were born out of my current life circumstances: Drum roll, please... [smiley=drummer.gif] the Viscid Vulvas the Vapid Vaginas the Cantankerous Clits [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=LMFAO.gif] [smiley=rollinwithlaughter.gif] Philly, BW, DirkDiggler, Pakman, Chili D. and anybody else who knows what's up with me these days, you see I just had to put all that studying for the GRE to some practical use! [smiley=graduate.gif] You can also see where my focus is given that I am back here all by my lonesome without wifey-poo. [smiley=hooters.gif] ;) ;D |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by StegRock on Feb 8th, 2003, 1:36am In the 1999-2000 season, I finally won my second Championship [smiley=havinablast.gif]as the... ...Drum roll, please [smiley=drummer.gif] ... BLACKSmiths And, yes, I had each and every one of the "according" players and held on to them for the entire season: Emmitt Smith, Robert Smith, Antowain Smith, Rod Smith, Jimmy Smith and Akili Smith (I picked up Maurice Smith and had him for a bit, but couldn't justify keeping him). Now, my friends, that is "team-name dedication," in every possible sense of the term! ;D |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by Sepphoris on Mar 8th, 2003, 10:13pm Mo Fo Pharoah Pappy Chullo ********************* One former owner in my league had a last name of (Nah). His team name ( Bo-Nah ) |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by DocNiner52 on Mar 28th, 2003, 7:16pm A guy in one of my dynasty leagues had a team name I liked...... Wallstreet Lungbutter A couple of the team names I use are: Trauma Tacklers- I use this most of the time because I work in a hospital operating room and we see a lot of trauma at night. South Florida Dreadlocks Driving Association- I started using this team name when last year Ricky Williams and Edgerrin James had some traffic violations while driving in So. Fla. Must have been their dreadlocks causing the problems,lol. |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by Keyshawn Johnson 76yards on Mar 29th, 2003, 12:06am A great team name: Punchbaby Don't ask, just go, www.punchbaby.com |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by Burt on Apr 2nd, 2003, 1:57pm on 11/23/02 at 03:27:30, FourTwoOh wrote:
It has six legs: two to fight with all its might and four to run at the speed of light. http://www.nwanews.com/adg/story_style.php?storyid=9126 Its the mascot of a high school in Arkansas not far from where I was raised. http://www.hubcaparkansas.com/conway/ |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by StegRock on Apr 29th, 2003, 8:15pm After remaining the BLACKSmiths for two seasons through the 2000 season, I then came up with a REALLY convoluted, surreal and unreal team name for my 2001 team... "Ahman Jimmy Johnson Robinson Griese Dick; Garner Holmes Brown Rod!" I did change after a mid-season trade and "namely" free-agent pick-up to... "Ahman Jimmy Johnson Robinson Gay Dick! Davis Holmes Griese Brown Rod." And, yes, I had ALL the according players and the coach on my fantasy team's roster: Ahman Green, Jimmy Smith, Marcus Robinson, Brian Griese, Dick Vermeil, Charlie Garner, Priest Holmes, Tim Brown, Rod Smith, (and then) Ben Gay and Terrell Davis! And, yes, one of my arch-rivals in the GBRFL is named Dave, who is now known as "Holmes Griese Brown Rod". [smiley=wiseguy.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=hellyeafunny.gif] [smiley=LMFAO.gif] [smiley=rollinwithlaughter.gif] ... Well, that brings me around full-circle to the post that began this thread! 2003 team name... TBA!!! |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by PA Outlaws on May 1st, 2003, 12:11pm How about PA Outlaws! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=LMFAO.gif] Actually, I saw a funny one --> The Taint (trying to picture the logo or mascot for this team) [smiley=joker.gif] |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by Daunte Williams on May 5th, 2003, 11:25am Since we are on the topic of fantasy football team names, I will ask for everyone's help. I need a new team name for the upcoming season. I like the way people incorporate the names of their players in their team names, but can't think of one for my team. As per my name, I have Culpepper & icky on my team. Any suggestions...please help! |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by PA Outlaws on May 5th, 2003, 12:05pm Not a big fan of naming teams after players! I'm old school, players come and go, but teams have identities that need to be forged! Especially with some, players come and go on a weekly basis. What would you do, change your name every other week? |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by Philly on May 5th, 2003, 12:30pm I tend to pick a theme and stick with it. I played on some intramural teams in college that were called the Fighting Amish... So, when I first put a FF team together, there was a news story about drug use in the Amish community... my first team was the Amish Drugdealers. Last year, my Amish Gangbangers made it to the Super Bowl and lost the game without the Priest. We use cnnsi.com for our league host and they allow you to post news articles and such there. So I'd often get a picture of one of my players doctor it up with an Amish beard, hat, and suspenders, and use it as the accompanying picture for the story. This year's team will be the Amish Jihad. [smiley=sultan.gif] |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by ZAGS on May 5th, 2003, 12:59pm on 05/05/03 at 12:05:56, PA Outlaws wrote:
I couldn't agree more PA. Players come and go, especialy on DW's team. Not only via trade, but injuries end carriers all the time. Maybe DW should call his team The Mirage. Every year after the draft it looks good, only to usually fall apart. [smiley=rollinwithlaughter.gif] |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by Daunte Williams on May 5th, 2003, 1:54pm I'm sorry, I thought that injuries ended "careers", not "carriers". That said, I have come up with a new team name, go to the SBFFL part of this board to find out... |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by Jetdoc on May 8th, 2003, 10:53am My team name in every league is Jetdoc's Schmeg. Keeps it simple and allows me to say: I will inundate you with my Schmeg! [smiley=alcoholic.gif] |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by StegRock on May 17th, 2003, 3:12pm Fellas, I want you all's take on something. We are somewhat in partnership with JunkYardJake.com, which provides a "Team Name and Logo Generator" feature. I am curious to know what you hardcore fantasy footballers think of it. Here is a link to the feature: http://www.junkyardjake.com/LogoMaker/logo.htm?. How would you rate it? Would you give it a [smiley=thumbsdown.gif] or :-/ or [smiley=thumbsup.gif] ? |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by ZAGS on May 17th, 2003, 4:04pm It's allright, allthough I don't think I will be visiting it again any time soon. |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by Keyshawn Johnson 76yards on May 17th, 2003, 4:12pm Crusty Fantasy Heroes? Rowdy Smackdown Aliens? Loony Pigskin Psychos? A valiant attempt at creativeness, but the names aren't even funny or entertaining, they're just stupid. |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by Walker Boh on May 17th, 2003, 5:07pm It's a nice idea, but it needs work. The "logos" are more like characters from a bad line of Hallmark cards and the team names are a bit much. People should come up with their own names and then be able to choose from a customizable group of symbols to create their own logo. Again, I think it's a great idea, but as is, I wouldn't be using the serivce. |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by Philly on May 18th, 2003, 1:13pm I checked that out when you first partnered with the site. While I like a lot of what JYJ does, the fantasy team namer is lame... |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by StegRock on May 20th, 2003, 6:39pm First of all, thanks to everybody who gave me their takes on that JunkYardJake feature. [smiley=thumbsup.gif] If anyone else wants to chime in, please do so! on 08/28/02 at 07:35:20, StegRock wrote:
Now, a question... I am just curious. Who gets the double entendre of the team name the "Plummer Snakes"? I ask because I was talking to a friend of mine who plays in the GBRFL and asked him, and as it turns out, he played the whole '02 season without really getting it! I was shocked! [smiley=ohshit.gif] It made me wonder if it was too "esoteric" ::) of an allusion. [smiley=shrug.gif] So, what is the double entendre of the "Plummer Snakes"? Does anybody know? |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by Philly on May 20th, 2003, 6:45pm A plumber's snake is an implement used to grab clogs in pipes. |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by StegRock on May 20th, 2003, 6:49pm Whew! [smiley=thumbsup.gif] Yes, Philly, right [smiley=bullseye.gif] ! THANK YOU! [smiley=bow.gif] It can be used to go down toilets when things are, well, too stopped up for anything else to work; it is typically the last option! :-[ :-X [smiley=rollinwithlaughter.gif] |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by PA Outlaws on May 20th, 2003, 10:32pm on 05/20/03 at 18:39:10, StegRock wrote:
[smiley=thumbsdown.gif] Pretty lame! |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by DOLPHINDAN1 on Jun 11th, 2003, 10:48am WIFE BEATERS |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by Philly on Jun 11th, 2003, 12:53pm Welcome to the Gridiron DolphinDan... hope you enjoy it here. There's a lot of quality FF talk here without as much of the BS you'll see elsewhere... [smiley=thumbsup.gif] |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by DOLPHINDAN1 on Jun 11th, 2003, 3:25pm thanks!!! so far it has been great. great responses. Alot better than the newsgroup I read every night. Very little fantasy footbal talk in that newsgroup. |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by StegRock on Jun 14th, 2003, 1:23am on 06/11/03 at 10:48:10, DOLPHINDAN1 wrote:
DOLPHINDAN, I gotta' ask. What is your rationale behind this team name? I'm just trying to get "the joke" here. I think I just got it, but want to confirm. ??? |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by StegRock on Jul 15th, 2003, 8:54pm Okay, I gave you the benefit of the doubt, dude. But, I have let enough time go by here now and my question above remains unanswered, which leads me to believe that there is no answer, really! So, I finally have to speak my mind and say what others here may also be thinking. The team name you listed there, DolphinDan, is not creative, clever or witty. It's just stupid, inane and quite offensive, frankly speaking. [smiley=thumbsdown.gif] |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by Tony_O on Jul 15th, 2003, 11:39pm Well for those of you that have seen the movie, Old School, I have a team named, "Anthony.....Ear Muffs!", this year. The reason is I have a 3 year old son named, Anthony, and it seems like all I do is curse during the games on Sunday. |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by Philly on Jul 16th, 2003, 8:05am on 07/15/03 at 20:54:07, StegRock wrote:
I took the name to mean that NFL players aren't ALL known for their benevolence and kindness... Of course maybe Dolphindan beats his wife - as he hasn't addressed it, we'll never know... |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by StegRock on Jul 16th, 2003, 12:04pm on 07/16/03 at 08:05:46, Philly wrote:
Ehh! I can see that! A little witty, but, overall, still in poor taste and not very clever or creative. It also doesn't emphasize the "good" (that does exist) in these players that our game "depends" on. |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by StegRock on Jul 31st, 2003, 6:04pm Well, it is finally time for Steggie here to announce his GBRFL team name for 2003. I actually made a last-minute change from what I was going to go with. I'll just save that other team name, which is predicated on a very young player, for another future season. This name, I must admit, did not come from my loins. It came from the cavernous mind of a close college and fraternity buddy, Mark, known on "the Gridiron" as Sckus Redef 2. So, without further ado, inspired by teams with truly singular team names, like the Stanford Cardinal and the University of Wisconsin at Green Bay Phoenix, which are not even collective nouns, a particular set of controversial current events that just won't seem to go away, and one GREAT player that led me to a championship in '02, I bring to you and the GBRFL table this season the Holmesosexual Priest [smiley=priest.gif] |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by PrimeTime on Jul 31st, 2003, 11:26pm Well I hope you aren't counting on any devine help for your team this year. |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by Tony_O on Aug 1st, 2003, 1:39am My Personal Favorite This Year............... I Ruined Your Sunday! |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by junkyardjake on Aug 1st, 2003, 4:04am Hee Hee, Some of these names here are hilarious, here are some of my team names from the past few seasons: Tawdry Tinkerbells (The name I'm going with this year, although Chad Waldron (Wal's Calls) called it a sissy name, I told him it was a strip club I'm opening up) Amish Thug Posse (Cool name, bad team from last season...Philly and I think alike, that's probably scary) Accident-Prone Pool Cleaners Truck-Stop Waitress Al Gore's Mistress Oprah, Please Shut-Up JYJ :^) |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by Philly on Aug 1st, 2003, 8:34am on 08/01/03 at 04:04:52, junkyardjake wrote:
I like that one... I'll have to remember it. As you saw, I'm going with the Amish Jihad this year. I've had the Amish Gangbangers, Amish Drug Dealaz, Fighting Amish, and the Amish Porn Stars. The one year I wasn't Amish ("100 Yards of Hell") was the year I finished dead last in my league. Quote:
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by KillerKingSting on Aug 1st, 2003, 11:20am In my league, a great many names have come and gone : Duke Mustard & the Pimple Of Doom. Skinderella's Score Whores. Jamson & the Gargle-Nuts. Shacklo-Maniac Attack. Wedgie White & the Mini-Skirt Of Defense. Dirty Tush Bush & the "We Wipe You Long Time Nursing Home-Dome". Duke Purple & the Cardiac Cows. And so many more, Mine was the Nostrailian SnotKnockers. Anyhow, we had alot of fun. |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by StegRock on Aug 1st, 2003, 3:50pm on 08/01/03 at 11:20:21, KillerKingSting wrote:
Now, that one in particular I really like... witty, funny, clever, creative and not inane! [smiley=thumbsup.gif] |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by FourTwoOh on Aug 2nd, 2003, 7:36pm on 06/11/03 at 15:25:25, DOLPHINDAN1 wrote:
Which group/s are you subsribed to? I fequent: rec.sport.football.fantasy alt.sports.football.pro.kc-chiefs as well as check out the other team groups in the alt.sports.football.pro.* hiearchy. If you're not already, definately give the rec.sport one a read. |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by FourTwoOh on Aug 2nd, 2003, 7:52pm on 08/01/03 at 08:34:38, Philly wrote:
Philly, with your affinity for things Amish , you need to check out a comedy/rock group called The Electric Amish. They've got 2 or 3 cd's out that I know of. Basically a classic rock cover band that re-writes said classic rock songs with lyrics that have a poke fun of the Amish slant. A couple of examples: Give me Three Pigs set to Skynyrd's Give Me Three Steps, Come Together (Build A Barn) to Beatle's Come Together (Over Me). Good stuff. |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by PrimeTime on Aug 6th, 2003, 11:57pm Philly, I hope you don't mind, but I used your name "Amish Jihad" in another league. I was going to go with "Amish Cornschukers" but I liked yours better. What the royalty fee? Living 30 minutes from Lancaster I see the Amish all the time. Did you know you get 100 points if you clip the buggy and make the wheel fall off without hitting the horse? |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by Philly on Aug 7th, 2003, 9:04am on 08/02/03 at 19:52:07, FourTwoOh wrote:
I've heard of them becore, but never actually heard anything they've done. I'll have to download some stuff. Quote:
Just know that you can't use that name, or anything Amish, in the GBRFL2. [smiley=LMFAO.gif] |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by grimreaper99 on Aug 8th, 2003, 1:42pm this one belongs to one of the teams in my keeper league it is pretty cool another couple of teams in the league are not too bad The VAGIANTS The soggy bottom river rats The Lil Bastards and last but not least buttheads bungholes |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by StegRock on Aug 8th, 2003, 1:47pm on 08/08/03 at 13:42:18, grimreaper99 wrote:
[smiley=uh.gif] Explanage! ??? |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by Philly on Aug 8th, 2003, 1:54pm The first thing that popped into my mind was the similarity to a female body part. |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by StegRock on Aug 8th, 2003, 2:41pm on 08/08/03 at 13:54:28, Philly wrote:
Me too. I was thinking that it might be misspelled. |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by StegRock on Aug 24th, 2003, 7:51pm Speaking of female body parts, one of the guys in the GBRFL came up with a really good one that he actually is not going to use... Stacked and Deep [smiley=titflash.gif] [smiley=eatme.gif] |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by StegRock on Jul 16th, 2004, 1:33am Okay, guys, I've got a bit of a dilemma this year regarding my GBRFL team name and I want you guys' help... As some of you may know (from this very thread), I (typically) change my team name every year to somehow creatively reflect a player or players on my (new) roster. See the rest of this thread for examples of this. This year I am kind of torn between two great team names, on both of which the window of opportunity is pretty small [smiley=ontheclock.gif] (though the reasons for this are different for each). 1) I have both Jake Plummer and Jake Delhomme, and my first idea was to go with... [smiley=drummer.gif] "The Two Jakes". Besides honoring my two quarterbacking Jakes, it would allow me to pay some tribute to my favorite actor Jack Nicholson. Obviously, this team name requires me to have two Jakes, i.e., with the way I like to trade, I don't see myself keeping both Jakes for the next two years, so this might have to be the year. 2) But, after a recent trade, another, perhaps even more clever and uniquely creative team name came to mind, the... [smiley=drummer.gif] "Rodsmiths". This team name would surely satisfy my urges for gay humor (or just my gay urges ;) ), which those of you I have become close with and spoken with on the phone know all too well. This team name might have a wider window of opportunity because it only requires holding on to one player, but ultimately Rod Smith's illustrous career is coming to a close and I just don't know how much longer he will be a truly viable candidate to commit to for a whole season and name my team after. What do you think? You guys' votes here may determine my decision... |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by kidcrash on Jul 16th, 2004, 6:26am Its 5:30 a.m In minneapolis,right now.Im at work laughing my ass off,thanks steg [smiley=laugh.gif]My vote is for the rodsmiths,or rodstiffs ;) |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by Philly on Jul 16th, 2004, 2:24pm on 07/16/04 at 01:33:12, StegRock wrote:
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by KillerKingSting on Jul 16th, 2004, 4:22pm How about "Jake-ing off my RodSmith" Its the best pf both worlds Steg ;D |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by StegRock on Jul 17th, 2004, 4:35pm And, if you had to vote for one of the two, KKS? |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by KillerKingSting on Jul 17th, 2004, 6:50pm Well, I BEELieve I would go for the RodSmiths. But if your open to something else try the Jake-ErNauts , or the Smitherine Dream team, or JakeSon & the ArgoRods, or Rod the Plummer, or the BlackSmith Snakes. or the Purple Plummer Peeters, or the JakeSmithy Rod Raiders. On 2nd thought, not. [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by DUKE0313 on Jul 22nd, 2004, 10:25pm on 08/01/03 at 11:20:21, KillerKingSting wrote:
Now, now... none of these were the actual names of any of our teams. These were all made-up nicknames that "Killer-Billy" used to insult us! |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by KillerKingSting on Jul 22nd, 2004, 10:42pm Dukey Boy! Admit your SHAME you lame brain Insane Membrane of Pain,............you all carried these names proudly, like the beaten dogs you were! ;D |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by KillerKingSting on Jul 22nd, 2004, 10:43pm on 07/17/04 at 16:35:42, StegRock wrote:
Jake & Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of RODer. Ah, my creative abilities have no end! Muhahwhwhwhwhw |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by sameoldsameold on Jul 27th, 2004, 5:10am yellow screaming diarrhea flingers |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by DUKE0313 on Jul 27th, 2004, 7:58pm "He is the Steg-Man, I am the Walrus...Koo Koo KaChoo" ;D |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by Callie on Jul 29th, 2004, 8:17pm Why didn't anyone think of RodPlummer? Oops, I forgot. I'm a girl and I can't say that. Sorry. |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by StegRock on Jul 29th, 2004, 8:39pm OH MY!!! [smiley=jawdroppin.gif] You go, girl!!! [smiley=hooters.gif] [smiley=boobies.gif] [smiley=titflash.gif] All I know is I'm gettin' all hot and bothered... [smiley=lickinmychops.gif] shhhhhwing [smiley=dick.jpg] ... Anyway, any other votes...? Is it going to be "The Two Jakes" or the "Rodsmiths" (argument for each laid out in a post above)? While the "Rodsmiths" are winning on this thread here, "The Two Jakes" have gained a few silent votes by phone! I'd say it's a close call, actually! [smiley=hmmmm.gif] |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by StegRock on Aug 4th, 2004, 12:44am Uh-oh! With a recent trade I just made, we've got a late nominee for Steggie's team name for this year. I cannot take credit for it. It came from the loins of the guy with whom I made the trade. The name revolves around my receiving Isaac Bruce in the trade and already having Rod Smith, Jimmy Smith and Steve Smith on my roster and my old, famed team name the "BLACKSmiths": How about the "Black and Bruce Smiths"? Quite creative! Also, as I mentioned in the post I kicked this voting off in above, the window of opportunity to name my team this is not a very wide one. It's almost now or never, even more so than the "Rodsmiths" or "The Two Jakes". So, now, what's your vote? Do you cast your vote for 1) the "Rodsmiths", 2) "The Two Jakes" or 3) the "Black and Bruce Smiths"? |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by Philly on Aug 4th, 2004, 8:52am Definitely not the Black and Bruce Smiths... Bruce Smith isn't even playing any more. The more I think about it, the more "The Two Jakes" is growing on me. |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by Philly on Aug 4th, 2004, 3:43pm on 05/05/03 at 12:30:39, Philly wrote:
Once again, I will be riding the Amish theme to victory in my money league. Been done: Fighting Amish, Amish Drugdealers, Amish Gangbangers, and Amish Jihad. I'm looking for new suggestions... I have a few ideas, but I'm not in love with any of them. Help, anyone? (Have fun with this one KKS. ;)) |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by DUKE0313 on Aug 4th, 2004, 5:33pm What...no Amish CrackHeads???? |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by DUKE0313 on Aug 4th, 2004, 9:19pm on 08/04/04 at 15:43:03, Philly wrote:
How about..."Amish-amed of myself!" Say it fast, you'll get it. [smiley=Uwent2far.gif] |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by DUKE0313 on Aug 4th, 2004, 9:35pm Even better...this is it...drum roll, please... "Amish-it-Head"!!!!!!!! ;D I'm so sorry, Philly. Being a Cowboys fan, I just couldn't help it. Now, "Amish-amed of myself." [smiley=nownow.gif] |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by StegRock on Aug 4th, 2004, 10:49pm Great ones, Dukie!!! I'm going to throw a couple out there... Along the lines of Duke's model... "It's Lonely At The Top, Amishya's" A couple of my own... The "Dalai L-Amish" or (you'd have to appreciate self-depricating humor for this one) the "Samish, Lamish Amish". |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by StegRock on Aug 16th, 2004, 6:55pm What are you going with, Phil? ... For me, the decision pretty much came around full-circle. I am going with... [smiley=drummer.gif] http://www.fantasyfootballer.com/gbrfl/rosters.htm (Click on "Steve Stegeman" or scroll down to "Team 5"). |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by Philly on Aug 31st, 2004, 5:23pm on 08/16/04 at 18:55:21, StegRock wrote:
I've finally decided on Amish Viagra. I had many options, but there was GROWING support for Viagra. I expect BIG things from my teams this year, so I needed a name that expressed my lofty goals. I don't care what anyone says, I STAND by the decision to change the name to Viagra. I also thank those who took it upon themselves to STICK UP for me with this HARD decision. |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by Callie on Aug 31st, 2004, 5:46pm Farmers don't need Viagra. Ever notice how many kids they have? |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by KillerKingSting on Sep 7th, 2004, 11:52am Ok, I have 3 names for my team this year. Please vote on which one you all like the best, 2nd best and 3rd best. Thanks very much Grid-peeps! #1 = Insane Player Slayers. #2 = Nostrailian SnotKnockers. #3 = FantaCity Stat-Cats. |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by BarnabyWilde on Sep 7th, 2004, 4:01pm 2,3,1. |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by Philly on Sep 7th, 2004, 4:04pm on 09/07/04 at 11:52:58, KillerKingSting wrote:
1, 2, 3 |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by DUKE0313 on Sep 7th, 2004, 7:42pm on 09/07/04 at 11:52:58, KillerKingSting wrote:
Nostrailian what??? "KnobSlobbers"? Yeah, that sounds about right! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Long Reign the LoneStar LynchMob!!!!! |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by StegRock on Sep 7th, 2004, 8:38pm 2, 1, 3. |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by KillerKingSting on Sep 7th, 2004, 9:51pm on 09/07/04 at 11:52:58, KillerKingSting wrote:
Thanks BarnaBEE, Phiily & Steg-O-Matic! for your input!! Much appreciated! Please everyone, keep voting, so far Nostrailian SnotKnockers are in the lead!!! And I kinda like that name! BEEsides, I kind of have a big nose! Which is why I have NO trouble getting girls! Muhahwhwhahw |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by StegRock on Sep 10th, 2005, 3:21am Just apprisin' yous... If you are a fan of team Steggie in the GBRFL (http://www.fantasyfootballer.com/gbrfl/), this season you want to be rootin' for... Hawaii O-5 [smiley=policeman.gif] [smiley=surfing.gif] VERY personal, as yous know!!! Connection with players is my DEEP '05 draft, which brought in the likes of Cedric Benson (pick #1), Alex Smith (#6), Braylon Edwards (#7), Troy Williamson (#11), Mike Williams (#12), Charlie Frye (#14), Ciatrick Fason (#16), Mark Clayton (#17) and Reggie Brown (#81). The connection with Hawaii is PK Jason Elam [smiley=broncofan.gif] ... [smiley=twothumbsup.gif] ... and, most importantly, ME!!! [smiley=palmtree.gif] |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by MordecaiCourage on Sep 10th, 2005, 1:02pm How about the Farging Ice Holes or Smack Down Clowns or the nightmare team that beat me in the SuperBowl a few years back...................................The Bubblemakers. It just couldn't have been any gayer! |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by StegRock on Sep 14th, 2005, 12:15pm on 09/10/05 at 03:21:17, StegRock wrote:
Well, the "'05" aspect to my team took a little hit, BUT the Hawaii aspect of my team is now truly complete (though I am a little nervous about it [smiley=nervous.gif])! I am also ALL "ponied" up now... [smiley=broncofan.gif] Details... via this thread: http://www.fantasyfootballer.com/cgi-bin/theGridiron/YaBB.cgi?board=55;action=display;num=1126472016. |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by Callie on Sep 15th, 2005, 2:46pm My all time favorite belongs to someone in one of my leagues this year: Snotty Girdle Bisquits. [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by Tony_O on Sep 19th, 2005, 10:20pm I guess I just don't get it or maybe I'm not old enough yet.....lol.....but these names seem stupid to me...... I prefer something more witty or a play on words. Especially when you have a limited amount of characters, like in a yahoo league. My best team name ever was I Ruined Your Sunday!!! |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by StegRock on Sep 19th, 2005, 11:29pm on 09/19/05 at 22:20:28, Tony_O wrote:
I couldn't agree with you more, Tony. We need another "Pudknockers" or "Boatsmen of Beaverville" like we need more "holes in heads". [smiley=dick.jpg] ... ;) BUT, are you talking about my team names? ?.?.? A person couldn't put MORE effort into integrating his team name with his roster, playing on words and with phrases, and trying to be clever, witty and meaningful with his team name. :-/ "My" "team" name always ties back in to my "team" and/or "my" life. |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by Tony_O on Sep 29th, 2005, 5:45pm No I wasn't talking about your team names......The comment was directed at the names like the booger eaters etc. I appreciate the thinking that goes behind witty names. I have a team this year with Chad Johnson, Andre Johnson, and Larry Johnson, so I named it the "Big Johnson's" |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by StegRock on Sep 30th, 2005, 12:44am on 09/29/05 at 17:45:59, Tony_O wrote:
[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=hellyeafunny.gif] [smiley=LMFAO.gif] [smiley=sinister.gif] [smiley=rollinwithlaughter.gif] Hell, yea... I've been waiting to acquire the adequate number of Johnsons to deploy that one myself... You got to keep them now, though, Toner... That's the commitment to the team name... Then, win the league to boot!!! |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by MordecaiCourage on Sep 30th, 2005, 6:29pm Blow you to SMITHereens Steg and Tony....Ya'll would've appreciated a team I had a few years back...aptly named "Blow You To SMITHereens". [smiley=wagingwar.gif] I had Emmitt Smith, Rod Smith, Robert Smith, and Jimmy Smith! I finished in first but lost in the playoffs. |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by Tony_O on Sep 30th, 2005, 6:52pm on 09/30/05 at 18:29:42, MordecaiCourage wrote:
That's good Stuff! |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by MordecaiCourage on Oct 5th, 2005, 9:47am That is good stuff Tony.....but, I do enjoy the stupid names as well. I always get a chuckle [smiley=LMFAO.gif] out of what people will come up with. To me it doesn't all have to be brilliant. Zany and stupid names still tell a story about who their creators are!! Try this Tony....next time you put an ass whupin' [smiley=stars.gif] on someone's team with a stupid name. Use your brilliance to smack talk them by using their name against them!! Could be fun...maybe [smiley=shiteatingrin.gif] and adds the bonus of kicking a guy when he's down!! [smiley=sinister.gif] |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by StegRock on Oct 5th, 2005, 3:26pm on 09/30/05 at 18:29:42, MordecaiCourage wrote:
That's the shiznit, MC (I meant to respond to this like a week ago; man, have I been busy... :P shit)!!! VERY creative, clever, witty, fun, and... roster-related!!! AWESOME!!! [smiley=twothumbsup.gif] It's so good that I hate to (potentially) one-up you on this. But, have you perused through the rest of this thread and seen my old (Championship, [smiley=trophy.gif] ... [smiley=awwgee.gif] mind you) team name along this ("SMITHSonian") ;) line??? By the way, I also like your "proactive" [smiley=hammer.gif] advice to Tony of combatting "lame" team names, MC! [smiley=rifle.gif] |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by MordecaiCourage on Oct 5th, 2005, 4:51pm on 10/05/05 at 15:26:30, StegRock wrote:
[smiley=bow.gif]Credit given, where credit earned...You DID win the championship..I lost |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by StegRock on Oct 5th, 2005, 4:59pm You did catch the team name, though, right? |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by MordecaiCourage on Oct 5th, 2005, 11:49pm on 02/08/03 at 01:36:30, StegRock wrote:
I found it STEG .... I forgot about Antowain!!! I had him too. I think he sat the second half of my playoff game and cost me the pennant if I remember correctly!! [smiley=dejected.gif] That's good stuff Maynard!! |
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Title: Re: Best Fantasy Football Team Names Post by StegRock on Sep 7th, 2006, 6:22am HOT on the comeback trail in the GBRFL (http://www.fantasyfootballer.com/gbrfl) in '06 with my... Vick's Vaporizers ;D |
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