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(Message started by: StegRock on Apr 27th, 2004, 7:50pm)

Title: Made-up Football Jokes
Post by StegRock on Apr 27th, 2004, 7:50pm
Yea, for better or worse, I just made this up (and have a few more on tap)... :-[

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What do you call a gay tight end's derriere?

For the answer, start highlighting with your cursor HERE -> The tight-endzone,... where you score... by plunging yourself in!

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Okay, guys, have at it!  Let's keep 'em corny and perhaps a bit tasteless! [smiley=titflash.gif][smiley=dick.jpg][smiley=hooters.gif] ... ;)
PC jokes suck! [smiley=nono.gif]

Title: Re: Made-up Football Jokes
Post by StegRock on Apr 29th, 2004, 11:52pm
So, what do you call a gay wide receiver's pecker? [smiley=dick.jpg]

Tame answer, highlight with your cursor HERE -> Useless!

More colorful, adult answer, highlight HERE -> All fluffed up and nowhere to go!!!

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Yup, made those up too! ;) ... ;D

Title: Re: Made-up Football Jokes
Post by StegRock on May 8th, 2004, 4:49pm
Alright, these are not jokes about football, but they are football-guy jokes in that they are about "things" "dear and hopefully near" to any and all red-blooded football guys and they were made-up...

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When do you go from being well-informed to being a boob?

For the answer, start highlighting HERE -> When you're abreast!

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What did the doctor say to the boob-job outpatient?

Answer... highlight HERE -> Keep me abreast!

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