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(Message started by: StegRock on Oct 12^th, 2005, 8:36pm)

Title: The Love Boat...
Post by StegRock on Oct 12^th, 2005, 8:36pm

Talk about "smoooooth sailin'"... [smiley=sailin.gif] You guys hear about this? From "The REAL Feed":

Vikings investigated for alleged sex party on boat (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2188898&CMP=OTC-DT9705204233)
ESPN: NFL (12.10.2005 16:28)

It was like... [smiley=boobies.gif][smiley=pudwhacker.gif][smiley=eatme.gif][smiley=sixtynine.gif][smiley=hooters.gif][smiley=gettinridden.gif][smiley=dick.jpg][smiley=moon.gif][smiley=titflash.gif][smiley=bj.gif][smiley=bendover.gif]... on the high seas of Lake Minnetonka (incidentally, the namesake for the hometown of Fanball. Tell me those dorks weren't eatin' their hearts out in their offices.)

What do you expect from a bunch of Vikings, [smiley=viking.gif] right???

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=hellyeafunny.gif] [smiley=LMFAO.gif] [smiley=sinister.gif] [smiley=rollinwithlaughter.gif]

I mean... I wasn't there, so I don't know all the dirty details... BUT, here was my favorite Americano double-standard-when-it-comes-to-sex, "prude" quote of the piece...

"'The scope of it, the nature of it and the location of it add up to pretty bizarre behavior,' said Doyle."

"Bizarre"... [smiley=pullleeeeeeeze.gif] This is a country debating the "virtues" of gay marriage... [smiley=gimmeabreak.gif] Not that I really give a rat's ass about the conclusion, BUT don't try to explain away the normalcy of it all and rationalize the mainstreaming of it. ... A heterosexual orgy actually makes more "bio-logical" sense. The "nature of it (was bizarre)"... ::) What was happening was ALL about nature, you moron... The only thing "bizarre" about it was that you all didn't see this cumming,... I mean,... [smiley=joker.gif] coming... [smiley=shootmyself.gif] I actually think that by going out on a boat, their intention was to get some privacy... and some (kinky) freedom. ... Again, if you want to call it "inappropriate" or even "wrong", go right ahead... BUT, don't call it "bizarre" and even remotely imply that the "nature of it" contributed to its bizarreness. [smiley=nono.gif] Even my wife said that it was probably a jealous ugly [smiley=zombie.gif] waitress that blew the whistle... precisely because she wanted to do some whistle-blowing... if you know what I mean... [smiley=wave.gif]-"Over here, fellas!"

Oh, and by the way, don't even tell me that you guys don't think this bad girl's [smiley=boobies.gif] kind of hot and that she's not givin' yous a little tingle... For a smiley, she's got it goin' on... [smiley=yes.gif] ... [smiley=lickinmychops.gif] ... ;)

Title: Re: The Love Boat...
Post by StegRock on Oct 14^th, 2005, 5:04pm

Okay,... the team owner broke away from his orgy and this resulted... Currently from atop "The REAL Feed":

Vikes owner Wilf says he's angry about boat scandal (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2191314&CMP=OTC-DT9705204233)
ESPN: NFL (14.10.2005 15:19)
Vikes owner Wilf says he's angry about boat scandal by ESPN.com news servicesEDEN PRAIRIE, Minn. -- Minnesota Vikings owner Zygi Wilf said Friday he had met with players to express his anger and embarrassment over reports of sexual misconduct on a charter cruise last week, and vowed to do all he...

It's beat that someone "blew the horn" here,... and not the right one if you know what I mean... [smiley=gettinridden.gif] ... [smiley=joker.gif] In any event, give me a break with all the sanctimony. [smiley=gimmeabreak.gif]

Title: Re: The Love Boat...
Post by StegRock on Apr 20^th, 2006, 2:58pm

Well, it's hammer, [smiley=hammer.gif] or should I say, gavel [smiley=coolit.gif] time... From "The REAL Feed":

Jury begins deliberations in Williams' 'love boat' trial (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2415358&campaign=rss&source=NFLHeadlines)
ESPN: NFL (20.04.2006 14:15)
The prosecutor compared the indecency case
against former Vikings running back Moe Williams to buying a house, "it's all about location, location, location," he said.

[smiley=ontheclock.gif]

Title: Re: The Love Boat...
Post by StegRock on Apr 20^th, 2006, 5:44pm

on 04/20/06 at 14:58:16, StegRock wrote:

The conclusion on, but likely not of, this has been reported by our esteemed captainpurple on the Vikings Offseason Report thread in "the Red Zone":

http://www.fantasyfootballer.com/cgi-bin/theGridiron/YaBB.cgi?board=55;action=display;num=1137804058;start=50.

Moe goes down. :-X

Title: Re: The Love Boat...
Post by StegRock on Apr 20^th, 2006, 7:25pm

Here's a direct link detailing Williams's conviction and slap on the wrist (so, it's all good, I suppose) from "The REAL Feed":

Jury: Williams guilty of disorderly conduct in boat party case (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/football/nfl/wires/04/20/2020.ap.fbn.vikings.boat.party.2nd.ld.writethru.0719/index.html)
SI.com: NFL (20.04.2006 19:01)