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(Message started by: steelkings on May 19^th, 2006, 1:35pm)

Title: IF WE WERE SOMEONE FAMOUS
Post by steelkings on May 19^th, 2006, 1:35pm

If we were some one famous who would we be ? This is how I would imagine it.

STEG
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:4LaI_cb-Y1HO5M:www.mythfolklore.net/mywiki/images/spock.jpg

DIRKDIGGLER
http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/dirk-diggler-halloween-costume.jpg

BGSGFAN
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:MNSHCUjwlzZrGM:www.worth1000.com/entrie

BARNABYWILDE
http://tvland.classictvhits.com/BarneyMiller/Pics/BarneyMiller20.JPG

PHILLY
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Lot/4261/reinhold.jpg

JUNKYARDJAKE
http://www.themunciescene.com/entry_images/jim_varney.jpg

CAPTAIN PURPLE
http://thefulcrum.blogspot.com/wmlkangaroo3.jpg

KILLERKINGSTING
http://www.cnn.com/.element/img/1.0/sect/CNN/anchors_reporters/larry.king.jpg

CHUMPZILLA
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:0U-Mm6jSUuCk5M:www.delafont.com/music_acts/Music_Images/b-collins1.jpg

CALLIE
http://racksandrazors.com/Pics/ginger.jpg

KIDCRASH
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:yAxBJfX6FAtr2M:www.johnnygoodtimes.com/archives/kid%2520rock.jpg

STEELKINGS
http://chicago.metblogs.com/photos/alfred_e_newman-thumb.jpg

SEXY DEXY
http://www.worldstart.com/store/images/dexter-lab-science.jpg

MORDECAI COURAGE
http://www.museum.tv/archives/etv/H/htmlH/hagmanlarry/hagmanlarryIMAGE/hagmanlarry.jpg

RICKGPIN
http://www.upscaleaudio.com/rare/rickjames.jpg

If I offended anyone, well.........I'm mental.....What can I say.

Title: Re: IF WE WERE SOMEONE FAMOUS
Post by StegRock on May 19^th, 2006, 2:55pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=hellyeafunny.gif] [smiley=LMFAO.gif] [smiley=sinister.gif] [smiley=rollinwithlaughter.gif] ... and HOW TRUE!!!

Although I think of myself as more of a... http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:4LaI_cb-Y1HO5M:www.mythfolklore.net/mywiki/images/spock.jpg-http://www.fantasyfootballer.com/YaBBImages/avatars/Smurfs_-_Papa_Smurf.gif hybrid... Maybe with a little [smiley=dick.jpg] in me, as well. ... Not literally "in me", [smiley=bendover.gif] you gutter-minds... ;) ... [smiley=whistle.gif]

Title: Re: IF WE WERE SOMEONE FAMOUS
Post by DirkDiggler on May 19^th, 2006, 4:04pm

on 05/19/06 at 13:35:54, steelkings wrote:

If we were some one famous who would we be ? This is how I would imagine it.

DIRKDIGGLER
http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/dirk-diggler-halloween-costume.jpg

If I offended anyone, well.........I'm mental.....What can I say.

At least you captured me right!!!!

Title: Re: IF WE WERE SOMEONE FAMOUS
Post by bakes781 on May 19^th, 2006, 5:12pm

I guess I'm not active enough to be given a celeb :P

so I'll just go ahead & post my own ;)

http://croweitalia.altervista.org/Portfolio/Russell%20Crowe_fiori_006.jpg

;D

Title: Re: IF WE WERE SOMEONE FAMOUS
Post by BarnabyWilde on May 19^th, 2006, 6:39pm

I look more like George Castanza than Fish.

Title: Re: IF WE WERE SOMEONE FAMOUS
Post by MordecaiCourage on May 19^th, 2006, 11:00pm

http://re2.mm-a1.yimg.com/image/351115484

Hey look it's SK! ;)

"Eh, Eh, Eh, Great Balls Of Fire Goodness Gracious"

If you don't know who this is...you're too young!

Title: Re: IF WE WERE SOMEONE FAMOUS
Post by steelkings on May 20^th, 2006, 9:22pm

MC.

I think ye may ha nailed me right on the head !

YEEEEEE HAAAAAA!

Title: Re: IF WE WERE SOMEONE FAMOUS
Post by steelkings on May 20^th, 2006, 9:25pm

I'm sorry Bakes , Here ya go !

http://www.dvdork.com/uploads/fasttimes1.jpg

Title: Re: IF WE WERE SOMEONE FAMOUS
Post by MordecaiCourage on May 20^th, 2006, 9:40pm

on 05/20/06 at 21:25:30, steelkings wrote:

I'm sorry Bakes , Here ya go !

http://www.dvdork.com/uploads/fasttimes1.jpg

That was actually me in High School!!

Title: Re: IF WE WERE SOMEONE FAMOUS
Post by StegRock on May 22^nd, 2006, 4:32am

Yikes, MC... ;) You've really been on both sides of the fence in your life, huh, MC? That's interesting.

Anyway,... even though our girl uses a different spelling,... I think we should go with...

http://www.fantasyfootballer.com/images/Callie.jpg

..."IN 'THE RED ZONE'" that is... [smiley=footballsmiley.gif] ... [smiley=yes.gif]

Given Emily Procter's other work and knowing the direction our Callie leans in (the "right" one, that it ;)), this caricature even works on a political level. [smiley=patriot.gif]

I also just want to throw this out there... I LOVE [smiley=smitten.gif] Emily Procter... [smiley=lickinmychops.gif] She's got that "regular girl" hot look... My little Asian honey and her in bed at the same time... Schhhhhhwing... [smiley=dick.jpg] Queue up those heart-defibrillator paddles... [smiley=yes.gif]

Title: Re: IF WE WERE SOMEONE FAMOUS
Post by MordecaiCourage on May 22^nd, 2006, 7:22am

on 05/22/06 at 04:32:26, StegRock wrote:

Yikes, MC... ;) You've really been on both sides of the fence in your life, huh, MC? That's interesting.

Yep...I've been on both sides. The guy I was on the other side had no clue!!! [smiley=idontknow.gif]

Let's just say that I was dead [smiley=RIP.gif] once ... but had a rebirth.

Title: Re: IF WE WERE SOMEONE FAMOUS
Post by bakes781 on May 22^nd, 2006, 3:43pm

Sweet I've always been a fan of Sean Penn. He got to suck on Naomi Watts' nipples in 21 Grams. [smiley=smitten.gif]

Title: Re: IF WE WERE SOMEONE FAMOUS
Post by StegRock on Jun 9^th, 2006, 1:46am

On third thought here,... isn't that picture of Sean Penn (Spiccoli?) actually our long, lost friend FourTwoOh??? [smiley=kb.gif][smiley=bonghit.gif] ... :'(

...

Anyway,... I thought this was MUCH better addressed here rather than over on the thread to which this was posted...

on 05/20/06 at 00:12:11, Philly wrote:

I thought, in the back of my mind, that you might have some idea since Steg thinks its funny to mock me with the sumo wrestler smiley.

In ALL sincerity, Jeff, my assigning that smiley you mention to you had (I won't say nothing but) little to do with you being our big guy here on "the Gridiron". Like you did when you pointed out the uncanny resemblance between Jimmy O and [smiley=flipoffangrily.gif] (not the same, I understand, but it's worth noting that it's not really a becoming choice), when I saw "sumo" there, [smiley=sumo.gif] my mind just immediately darted to your original pic for the "FF Articles" section, http://www.fantasyfootballer.com/images/JeffWest.jpg. You two are a match... "weigh-in" aside,... but when you throw that in... it's... [smiley=bullseye.gif] BUT, that's ONLY in the most endearing of ways. If I gave you a smiley like [smiley=pig.gif] or [smiley=swollenhead.gif] (which would take some "negative reading into"), WHICH I WOULD NEVER DO, I would be "mind-melding" [smiley=spock.jpg] with you... But, YOKOZUNA!!! NO WAY, Jeff... HE'S THE MAN!!! I LOVE that smiley, just like I value your presence here! If anything I could see YOKO there taking offense to your lack of acceptance... ;)

Dude, partially in an effort to mitigate what I thought you might take the wrong way, I made myself a friggin' hard, veiny schlong with wirey ball hairs... [smiley=dick.jpg] who, actually,... [smiley=uponreview.gif] http://www.fantasyfootballer.com/images/Photo3.jpg... and, moreover, fits the persona some people want to slap me with 'round here (which I don't totally appreciate,... but realize I in a way deserve). In fact, though, there is actually a story about another nickname (a bit prior to StegRock, which came out of a student arts festival show I was in junior year during which I did a stand-up routine (rocked the house [smiley=awwgee.gif]) and for which I was dubbed M.C. StegRock, which STUCK and continues to stick wherever I go and I mention it/it becomes known; here I am 35-years-old and even some of my grad school buds here at UH have picked it up here on "the Gridiron" and are calling me it), Boner, [smiley=annoyed.gif] which I never really took to (as the sensitive newcomer to the school in 8th grade), but should have. I actually got a lot of mileage out of it (in student council speeches and whatnot... "Vote for Boner on your Ballot"), but I was tall and lenky and, like you, Jeff, about your weight, self-conscious about it, and so it always remained deep-down a tender issue with me. But, don't get me wrong... That's ancient history... that would no longer even apply given the pot-belly thing we old guys tend to get and that, at any rate, I've long come to terms with... and which the nickname StegRock snuffed out, in any event. ;D ... My point is just the same as MC's was here...

on 06/05/06 at 15:30:43, MordecaiCourage wrote:

...might I add this...the thing that makes a good "dogging" so funny is that there is always a hint of truth in the comment. Does that sting a bit..? If it does then you need to chill a bit and laugh at yourself...hey we're all laughing at you so you may as well join us!

I'm sorry, Jeff, if [smiley=sumo.gif] rubs you a bit the wrong way, BUT it shouldn't. I mean it in only the MOST endearing of ways! On the contrary, "claims" (or should I say "feigns") of ignorance (of your weight) and half-hearted, after-the-fact kiss-:-*-up sessions aside, I would NEVER call you some of the truly nasty shit KKS did back there on that thread. Again, I'm a veiny hard-on with wirey ball hairs, [smiley=dick.jpg]. Jim's angry and givin' the finger, [smiley=flipoffangrily.gif]. And, you are Yokozuna, [smiley=sumo.gif], the man who will stomp the piss out of you! It's sweet!!!

Title: Re: IF WE WERE SOMEONE FAMOUS
Post by Callie on Jun 13^th, 2006, 11:05am

Thank you very much, gents! (Now stop trying to learn my secret identity. [smiley=rumor.gif] ) ;D

I can use a smile this week. My "Season of Injuries" started even earlier this year (adopted a Keeper team with Big Ben at QB [smiley=dejected.gif] )......

Title: Re: IF WE WERE SOMEONE FAMOUS
Post by StegRock on Aug 27^th, 2006, 3:19am

on 05/19/06 at 13:35:54, steelkings wrote:

If we were some one famous who would we be ? This is how I would imagine it.

STEG
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:4LaI_cb-Y1HO5M:www.mythfolklore.net/mywiki/images/spock.jpg

Just remember that Spock gave it up for his boyz when the... [smiley=shitfan.gif]

http://www.fantasyfootballer.com/images/spock.jpg

http://www.fantasyfootballer.com/images/spock2.jpg

Title: Re: IF WE WERE SOMEONE FAMOUS
Post by MordecaiCourage on Sep 7^th, 2006, 12:24am

http://mud.mm-a6.yimg.com/image/2283364786

Ran across the real me today...... ;D

Title: Re: IF WE WERE SOMEONE FAMOUS
Post by steelkings on Sep 7^th, 2006, 6:34am

Quote:

Ran across the real me today...... http://mud.mm-a6.yimg.com/image/2283364786

Someones been surfing for guy porn!

[smiley=assinface.gif] [smiley=dick.jpg]

Title: Re: IF WE WERE SOMEONE FAMOUS
Post by MordecaiCourage on Sep 8^th, 2006, 4:09pm

on 09/07/06 at 06:34:49, steelkings wrote:

Someones been surfing for guy porn!

Or maybe I just coach for the Detroit Lions!!!!! ;D