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2001

From:
StegRock
Date:
04 Aug 2001
Time:
17:18:06

Comments

Well, well, well boyz!

With the trade I pulled today, I am now "cocked and loaded" and ready to make a THIRD championship run. Well, okay, maybe I am just "cocky and loaded," but with the commencement of the '01 season my third run WILL begin! FEEL IT (especially the ATO homies)! Oh, and, Danny, congrats on your '00 championship. I heard you raped Minnie Mouse on your trip to Disney World. Or, maybe, it was Mickey, you fagged bitch!


From:
Champion, Nation of Domination!!
Date:
06 Aug 2001
Time:
19:29:59

Comments

THE BOTTOM LINE!!

For those who dont know me, i am the type of person who gets right to the point.So instead of boring you with a bunch of babble,i will get right to the point.

1) I am the champion and the master mind behind my rings, thats a fact. Before I have to start reading all the shit about how everyone is going to beat me or you got lucky last year just keep your gums shut because i am the champion and the rest of you are all sheep. Thats right sheep. I am taking after Joe Parsons and i am into sheep fucking now. 2) Already i am hearing how my team is going to suck because Terrel Davis is not the same, or he is a pussy and always hurt, or Mike Anderson is the starter there. Another fact, regardless of his Minor injuries that he is having, or how much better Mike Anderson looks in training camp, come the first game of the season, Mike Anderson is not starting over T.D, a guy who gets paid 6 million a year. So for all of you were tired of me kicking you ASS last year(Stegman) with only two running backs, i will have T.D back. 3) Dave Trout, I have a vision of your draft this year. Humm 1st round- Barry Sanders 2nd- Steve Young Hummm 3rd- Barry "Bananas" Foster...Wait I FORGOT they are retired. Thanks for Trent Green. Hey Dave, whos going to be my bitch this year, i think it is going to be you! 4) Talking about bitches. Stegman, i may be your fagot bitch, but this fagot bitch took his trouser snake and stuck it in the zero as in all the wins you had agaist me last year. So for you all mighty leader, Mr. Fantasy football insider, you should be the last person flapping his ass cheeks at me! The last thing is this. I am sure i am once again going to get shit for my grammer.When was the last time you could remeber a Super Bowl champion to speak great english. It is all about the money and rings baby. Sad to say most of you dont know what its like to experience that. Especially, 2 rings.


From:
StegRock
Date:
06 Aug 2001
Time:
19:59:38

Comments

Well, not your grammer, but maybe your GRAMMAR! Do Mark and I have to admit we attended the same university as you?


From:
StegRock
Date:
08 Aug 2001
Time:
21:56:15

Comments

Hey, the "Who-joe", are you feeling some sympathy pains in your knee, particularly in the ACL region? I know I'm feeling some sympathy pains in my ass for you!


From:
Edgerin, Fred, Payton and company.
Date:
09 Aug 2001
Time:
18:05:39

Comments

Is this a private circle jerk or can anybody join?


From:
StegRock
Date:
10 Aug 2001
Time:
13:37:46

Comments

Well, Frankie, only if you have a ring or two. ; ) The rest of you punks can keep your traps shut!


From:
DirkDigglers GameCocks
Date:
14 Aug 2001
Time:
14:18:18

Comments

I would like to ensure everyone read a previous post from Stegrock revealing his personal feelings toward Joe...

"I know I'm feeling some sympathy pains in my ass for you!"--Aug 8, 2001

It seems that Steve wants to take it in the butt from Joe out of sympathy for Jamal Lewis' knee. Seems like an unfair trade, ACL for ASS, but looking at the offseason transactions we all can see how much Steve likes to trade. I am curious to see what you are going to do for Nation of Dominatrix. Ms. Dominatrix has her dilusions that Terrell Davis is going to start. What are you going to do for Ms. Dominatrix when you both realize that T.D.(who's played 9 games in two years) is done??

Ya'll keep having fun as you put a meaning on FANTASY football!!


From:
Champion-The Nation of Domination
Date:
14 Aug 2001
Time:
15:07:52

Comments

Look how blunt do i have to be about the Terrel Davis situation.....All of you guys keep talking your shit about how i am in so much trouble because of T.Ds injuries. I WON THE FUCKING LEAGUE WITH OUT HIM. I WON THE LEAGUE WITH ONLY 2 RUNNING BACKS. I especially kicked your ASS Warner. That being said, even if he retires i will still do what i did last year.....Get off T.D jerkoffs. As far as i am concerned he is only a bonus for me if he plays...When you have studs like Faulk and Dillon, who needs 3 RBs.


From:
rob
Date:
28 Aug 2001
Time:
14:29:20

Comments

Is everybody ready for an ass whuppin' this year? If so, get in line.


From:
Craig's biggest fan.
Date:
28 Aug 2001
Time:
14:39:20

Comments

A moment of silence please for the cutting of Craig Yeast from the Bengals.............................................................................................Amen.


From:
Ryan Leaf
Date:
31 Aug 2001
Time:
11:32:17

Comments

I RULE!


From:
T & A
Date:
05 Sep 2001
Time:
13:21:47

Comments

I would still prefer Leaf to Jerry Porter.


From:
StegRock, owner - "Ahman Jimmy Johnson Robinson Griese Dick; Garner Holmes Brown Rod!"
Date:
08 Sep 2001
Time:
09:15:06

Comments

Well, at least, if I had Jerry Porter and couldn't trade him, I would reach deep down into myself, pull out some CREATIVITY and name my team the "Porterhouse Steaks" rather than use my HIGH SCHOOL's nickname. "GO BIG RED!" (for the Ocean Township guys) "SPARTANS RUNNIN' WILD!" ...Oh, and if I had Ryan Leaf, I would go with "Dis-be-Leaf", "Smokin' fat SpLeaf", "I need re-Leaf" or perhaps "Big Marijuana Leaf"! I mean come on, it only takes half a brain... well,... I guess it's an ongoing experiment.


From:
The  Real Deal.
Date:
09 Sep 2001
Time:
03:09:21

Comments

Happy Sunday Boyzzzz! I've decided to share my infinite wisdom with you dudes before the commencement of another glorious FFL season... 1) Steg, sorry to say good buddy, but your squad is average at best...the fantasy game has passed you by...starting week 3 you'll see how I'm truly your jedi master and your just a wannabe .500 team. 2) Danny, you lucky cocksucker...as usual, your team is full of holes( like you after a night at the blue oyster)...You talk a lot of shit but you still blow. I predict that you've got a better chance of winning a spelling bee than you do of wiining shit this year. 3) Pak, your team continues to improve, and you have a very good chance of finishing in the top 9 this year. Way to go! 4) Joe...who really gives a spotted racoons ass how you finish in this league(the only real one you belong to) there's still 61 other league titles up for grabs in your universe. 5)And finally, (I'll cut this short so Danny can put down his dictionary) my favorite buddy from south of the border.. our format still has a receiving category ...you may want to consider this as you and your magnificent 7 head into battle this year...( 7 is also the # of receivers you need to cut Francisco)

As usual, I'll dominate, and all you girls with rings can wave to me as I hoist my trophy and BEST GBRFL single season record ever... As always, FLESH is FANTASY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


From:
StegRock
Date:
09 Sep 2001
Time:
10:28:46

Comments

Whose two players just scored the FIRST TWO TD's on offense for the season? Gee, I wonder who... It is whoever has Ahman Green and Laveranues Coles! Oh, THAT WOULD BE ME, the ROCK, girlz! Know your roles!


From:
Frank Gonzalez
Date:
13 Sep 2001
Time:
11:46:03

Comments

I would love to gloat over my wins this week, but I just don't have the stomach for it. I think the steam has been taken out of my football season this year. I hope none of you have suffered any losses. I had several close calls, but everyone I know has made it through. I don't even know why I'm posting this.....guess I'm just venting wherever I can. Good luck to all of you in the coming weeks and God bless.


From:
Kcor Ojomdnaamme Skcus Redef
Date:
15 Sep 2001
Time:
23:06:19

Comments

To everyone in GBRFL,

I just read Frank's message and I hate to have to follow it up. But I did want to let you guys know that we are all with you and thinking of you, your friends and family.

Frank, hang in there. Keep venting where you can and just know that you are not alone.

And since this is a trash-talking page, I will sign off with a long trash-talk:

To Salami Been Lodged:

You lose.

You used innocent humans to murder other innocent humans. You thought you could rip our country apart and create a holy war. It won't happen. Your attack has hurt your insane cause in ways you never imagined.

The most horrifying aspect you now face is YOU, of all people, unified, solidified and most importantly strengthened a country that has been showing its internal cracks.

You lose.

New York is having to turn people away that are wanting to volunteer because there are just too many volunteers. Money is coming in from around the globe to support N.Y. and D.C. faster than can be counted.

You lose.

You may have brought down 2 buildings and a part of the Pentagon, but the people you murdered will never be forgotten. They are now the greatest martyrs of freedom and what freedom means something you will never be able to take away.

You lose.

And I just heard a commercial jet fly over my house.

You lose.

We're coming for you, Salami. You ready?

p.s. - Please let the Taliban know we will be stopping by to see them as well to discuss how we feel about them letting you rent some sand.


From:
StegRock
Date:
23 Sep 2001
Time:
08:57:51

Comments

Let's get our minds off of the middle eastern B.S. for a little bit and get back to some FOOTBALL! One hour 'til kickoff! :o)


From:
Slick Wienkes #1
Date:
28 Sep 2001
Time:
09:28:43

Comments

All right, I'll get it started because I can't stop laughing at my results this week. Rob, I think it's time to hang em up pal. I won this weeks game with the coaches running all the plays. Starting QB - Shane Mathews - OUT Starting RB - Fred Taylor - OUT Starting RB - Jamel White - OUT Starting RC - Todd Pinkston - 6 yrds Starting RC - Jerry Rice - 7 yrds

Are you getting the jist here?? I had NO team this week and still kicked your ass. My stomach hurts from laughing so much. Anyway, it doesn't look good for me for the next few weeks, so I had to enjoy this one. Back in first and loving it - Frank "Slick Wienke" Gonzalez


From:
0-3 (Kcor Ojomdnaamme Skcus Redef)
Date:
02 Oct 2001
Time:
13:47:21

Comments

Feder,

While I hate to do this - I mean really hate to do this - I have put a ban on trash-talking to you since you have beat me.

0-3 and hoping for a win this week...

Steve Warner - Sorry about not returning your e-mail. After celebrating what I thought was a win last week only to find out R. Johnson had single-handedly beat me and then releasing A. Smith and THEN to lose all my diginity and pride with a horrible showing this week, I placed by foot through my computer screen. I hope to be up and running at home sometime in early 2003.


From:
StegRock
Date:
02 Oct 2001
Time:
19:42:39

Comments

Guess who still hasn't figured out Markie's team name? ; )


From:
kcoc skcil redef.
Date:
09 Oct 2001
Time:
09:32:37

Comments

Feder, Yo dickbag...what happened this week? I mean you were certain on Sunday you had our game wrapped up. But instead, your hapless gang of homos choked on a big fat dick on Monday night. By the way, who finally gave Moss a map to the endzone? It's about time that overated General Studies major made it into the endzone. On an unrelated matter, Curtis Enis has announced that he's coming out of retire- ment to be your #2 RB. That is of course if he can be out the likes of Troy Hamdick. Where do you get your FA info from shithead? Try to remember to pick guys that are not on the 30th ranked offense in the league. In addition, pick a dude that might score atleast once in his NFL career you schmuck. Last but not least: can you finally get a QB to compliment McNabb? Come on with Tom Brady dude. He is to the QB pro- fession, what you are to the medical world. You've got a better chance of spelling a 5 letter word correctly than he has of finding the endzone. Well cumdumpster, good luck the rest of the way. Flesh is Fantasy. PS: I just found out that Joey Galloway still has more children than reception at this point in the season. Great trade dude!


From:
StegRock
Date:
11 Oct 2001
Time:
11:49:55

Comments

The Ho-jo, hope things are going better for you in the "Experts" league! Picking up Nick Goings, that was an "expert" move! It was even more "expert" trying to dump off... I mean trade that piece of trash before cutting... I mean dumping him! To bad us dumbos down here wouldn't bite!


From:
Chamion-The Nation of Domination
Date:
12 Oct 2001
Time:
07:51:44

Comments

For all the gum flappers who love ripping on me, i have a few questions. Trout, how many rings do you have.? HHMMMMmmmmmm , that would be none!! Hahn, how many do you have? That would also be none!! You have both been in this league for nine years and have not done shit. Until you do keep your flaps shut!!! As for Trout, i guess since you are in 2nd place for now, i cant be expecting you to quit anytime soon. As for Hahn, lets see, how about i give you Joey Galloway for Vick, Bress, and Tomilson...Thats a good deal!!I am going thru some injury problems now, but my players will be back and so will i. It is a long season.


From:
MOM TAF SREDEF.
Date:
14 Oct 2001
Time:
01:26:11

Comments

Dear Joey Expert; Can you stop making a habit of calling me with you useless drivel about FF. Do you really think I care how you value players? How can I take you seriously when your team is practically buried in the standings. Gotta be a tough pill to swallow being that your in the non-experts league. By the way, I think Travis Minor turned up in a morgue somewhere with a fatal case of splinters in his ass. You may wanna cut that stiff while he's still in contention with Jamal Lewis for team rushing title.

As for you Feder I've got one thing to say: syob gnuoy sekil taht omoh a ruoy! SKCUS REDEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


From:
Rob
Date:
15 Oct 2001
Time:
14:37:51

Comments

hey frank,

just wanted to let you know that Craig Yeast is back in the league. just in case you wanted to pick him up.


From:
Sick Wienkies
Date:
15 Oct 2001
Time:
18:01:56

Comments

Craig Yeast??? YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAA. The Yeast infection is back baby!!!!!!!!!!


From:
Dirk Digglers GameCocks
Date:
16 Oct 2001
Time:
17:24:40

Comments

Mr Parsons,

Damn!! I gotta a question for you:

How bad does it hurt knowing that your incredible, dominant, second place Rebels Runnin Wild(last year) has lost two weeks in a row? Probably pretty bad....

My next question is:

How bad does it feel knowing you have lost to Rob Pak and myself? Devastating? Humiliating? Embarrasing? Sickening? Pathetic?

May I remind you that we are the teams that finished last and third from last! The teams that were rebuilding this year. Teams trying to get better. I thank you for being a rung on the ladder of our success.

Oh yea, one last thing, I am not trading Owens or Holt for Jamal Lewis. Thanks!


From:
StegRock, not an "Expert" by any stretch of the imagination ; )
Date:
16 Oct 2001
Time:
18:38:01

Comments

The "Ho-jo", looks like your team, notwithstanding your pathetic and uncreative team name, is, in fact, the "Parsons' Project"!

By the way, when will Steve Warner and Rob Pak be receiving their applications for the "Experts" league?


From:
Sick Wienkies
Date:
17 Oct 2001
Time:
10:05:02

Comments

3-4 Thank god!! Now I can finally have a shot at some free agents. Does anyone know of any running backs that will be getting hurt this coming week?? I appreciate any assistance in this matter.


From:
rob
Date:
18 Oct 2001
Time:
09:45:16

Comments

hey frank,

i heard that fred taylor just pulled his groin again. i also heard that terrell davis is looking really good in practice (hey, maybe he'll get the start again, and blow out his knee).


From:
pak
Date:
18 Oct 2001
Time:
14:15:52

Comments

frank,

i don't know if you did this on purpose, but did you know your last message is signed sick weinkes? not real funny, but just thought i'd mention it.


From:
Frank Gonzalez - Lead Surgeon - Fred Taylor Memorial Hospital
Date:
24 Oct 2001
Time:
11:17:38

Comments

Hey, I thought it was funny. My friggin team looks like the emergency room at an afghani hospital. I can only hope that enough water, rice and blankets are left over for my guys. Oh, wait I already have Rice. (See, that was another play on words Rob, get it??)

I would like to pledge here and now, that the Sick Weinkies will still be the team to beat in the final weeks of the season. I think I'll start one of those 10 little, 9 little indians bullshit songs soon. Only less friggin gay.

Adios muchachos.


From:
Champion- The nation of domination
Date:
24 Oct 2001
Time:
19:49:24

Comments

What do you have to say now you freaking mutt Trout. You cant keep a champion down! For all of you that is complaining about injuries, i have been getting killed worse then everyone.( Bledsoe, Terrel Davis, Faulk, Pathon). You have to be a great motivator, a great GM in order to have success in this league. Look what i have done with players who did not perform for their owners and when they were on my team they broke out such as Bettis, Dillon, and Pathon. I trade great players like Mushin Muhammid to other owners and they turn out to be shit. All of you should learn from a champion like me. When all of you look at the standings, you should say to yourselfs, The Nation of Domination is coming back on top, " What else is new!" Its a long season, and i am not going to win all the games but when it is all said and done i will have my 3rd ring. By the way Dave T. how does it feel to look up my ass now. We all knew you could not stay on top with the big boys!! One last thing, is frank and rob dating?


From:
Your fantasy Wienkie
Date:
25 Oct 2001
Time:
09:17:41

Comments

Now, Mr. Nation don't get jealous. Rob is nowhere as good a butt-fuck as you are.


From:
Nation of Domination
Date:
26 Oct 2001
Time:
12:33:26

Comments

You are so right!! Every Sunday i am always fucking all of you right the ass. One week it is with Faulks big black cock, the next week it is with Bettis. You all love that cock!!


From:
1st place DirkDigglers Gamecocks
Date:
02 Nov 2001
Time:
17:35:03

Comments

What a wonderful view it is up here at the top. It was a long climb, but dam, it was worth it. I think the best thing about it is that I am here because of you jackasses who would not vote to change the defensive scoring. I guess I should thank you all!! Maybe next year you will change your vote?

And Ms Dominatirix....how did it feel to have the whole Steelers defense taking turns with you? Your prostate a little sore? Next time maybe they will use lube!!


From:
Still Champion- Nation of Domination
Date:
06 Nov 2001
Time:
13:30:01

Comments

Warner, first place lasted a real long time. I think it is a GBFL record..


From:
Flesh is Fantasy 1st Pl., Again!
Date:
08 Nov 2001
Time:
08:16:46

Comments

Dear Danny Fiedler; I wanted to recognize some other great talent that has truly performed for your great GM genious. (GM meaning Gay Motherfucker in your case): Bledsoe(who?), Moss(the crack is settin in), Galloway(no pulse even found) and my personal fav. Curtis(can I cleans yaw carpets) Enis. And by the way, Rich Gannon has managed to bring his tired, old ass out to the field every week to light it up as my 3rd QB. He feels bad that he can't still be on your team with those other superstar QB's. Sincerely, Your former #1 QB, Tom Brady.


From:
Nation of Domination
Date:
13 Nov 2001
Time:
09:44:33

Comments

Let me tell you something Trout, until you win a ring shut the fuck up. Your opinion does not count.


From:
Flesh is Fantasy aka: Feder's Pimp
Date:
19 Nov 2001
Time:
00:16:03

Comments

Fedder; Thanks for being my bitch again homo. For the record, I thought I'd let you know that piece of dog shit backup QB Gannon had more yards and td's as my 3rd QB than your two mental midget QB's combined. Your team, like you ,licked hairy piehole with 1st place on the line. It seems like the real Bettis showed up this week for you..as did the real Issac Bruce for me. Your QB's, DU, and receivers all suck...without Faulk, your team is nothing. As usual you have no balance and depth on your sorry fuckin' squad. And for the record butt-fuck...I haven't had a losing season since getting back to this league in 97; and I finished ahead of your sorry ass 3 times...you eeked out a lucky-ass trophy last year..you backed in on the last week when your opponent laid down for you. Happy Thanksgiving!


From:
Frank "gotta talk shit while I can" Gonzalez
Date:
21 Nov 2001
Time:
17:30:53

Comments

10-4. Is there anyone out there who thinks they have what it takes to beat my lowly bunch of scrubs. If someone has some time, could they spend a few minutes explaining how friggin good my team would be if it weren't all second string guys starting. If the Sick Wienkies ever get better, you boys are in for some scary beatings. Other than the ones you're already getting I mean. Nice job this week Fedder. Did you start any Pros or was it all the usual girl's hockey team you try getting into your car with lollypops.


From:
Champion- Nation of Domination
Date:
12 Dec 2001
Time:
13:58:02

Comments

The best just keeps getting better!!! Everybody just keep talking your shit. The cream always rises to the top.


From:
Slick "We got royally screwed this year" Wienkies
Date:
08 Jan 2002
Time:
20:40:07

Comments

Well, we can't let the previous message be the last can we?? Trout, I hope I didn't ruin your hopes and dreams of finally winning one by kicking your ass for the third time this year. Steve, what can I say. My rag-tag bunch was still good enough to beat your greasy rod dick gay asshole until it was all puckered and red. Danny, I'm not impressed, it just gives you another year to pollish my plaque. Joe, let's talk about Travis Minor. The rest of yah, don't waste my time. Love, Frank "Fred, Edgerin and Anthony will bring it home next year" Gonzalez.


From:
Back to Back Champion- The Nation of Domination
Date:
13 Jan 2002
Time:
14:28:19

Comments

It is hard work being this good!! I know it is hard to believe a sorry team like The Nation of Domination wins another ring.I will win a third ring ( excuse me, i already have 3 rings)..Let me start again. I will win 3 rings in a row setting a new standard in all major fantasy sports. Frank, thanks for beating Trouts ass again making this possible for me, i owe you one. I will see you all again next year. It has been fun. Steg, you really need to improve your team if you want to win another ring. I know it kills you thinking that you have the best team on paper and yet year after year the Nation of Domination beats your ass the last 5 out of 6 times. Joe, I am sure you now know how fucking bad Elvis Gurbac and Tony G are. Once again just like last year you probably feel I dont deserve to win. Feel my Pain AGAIN! Trout, I appreciate the congradulations call, you are a true loser. For the rest of you scrubs, i hope you all enjoyed kicking back and watching the one and only " Greatest Show on Earth!!"


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